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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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wonderful copper dragon
  08/14/13
tell me
tantric base sandwich
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
wonderful copper dragon
  08/14/13
lol tyft
cordovan godawful private investor becky
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
white talking yarmulke
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
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  12/28/13
fucking lol
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  05/12/15
so underrated
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  03/31/18
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  02/16/23
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Avocado misanthropic really tough guy
  12/11/24
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  06/11/25
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  08/12/25
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  08/12/25
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
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  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
sooty center
  08/14/13
lmao
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  05/12/15
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  12/11/24
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Avocado misanthropic really tough guy
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Smoky sick regret
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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  08/14/13
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cordovan godawful private investor becky
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
wonderful copper dragon
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Pea-brained snowy rigpig
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
wonderful copper dragon
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
wonderful copper dragon
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
wonderful copper dragon
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
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  08/14/13
rofl
tantric base sandwich
  08/14/13
180
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  08/14/13
rofl
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  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
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lol
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cordovan godawful private investor becky
  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
wonderful copper dragon
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
sooty center
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
odious ruddy gas station therapy
  08/14/13
best of thread
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gay azn
  08/14/13
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Avocado misanthropic really tough guy
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Avocado misanthropic really tough guy
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
wonderful copper dragon
  08/14/13
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cordovan godawful private investor becky
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
wonderful copper dragon
  08/14/13
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cordovan godawful private investor becky
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
wonderful copper dragon
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
cordovan godawful private investor becky
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Maize offensive legal warrant
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Supple massive station
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
sooty center
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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tantric base sandwich
  08/14/13
180
Magical Fear-inspiring Location Tattoo
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adventurous trust fund
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wonderful copper dragon
  08/17/13
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Jet frum puppy
  01/19/16
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soul-stirring coral dingle berry generalized bond
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
violent exciting skinny woman
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
gay azn
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
gay azn
  08/14/13
lol
emerald casino goyim
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
wonderful copper dragon
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
odious ruddy gas station therapy
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
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gay azn
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Vigorous puce main people legend
  08/14/13
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Territorial business firm
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
wonderful copper dragon
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
odious ruddy gas station therapy
  08/14/13
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Swashbuckling ebony gay wizard
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
wonderful copper dragon
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
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If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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mind-boggling ceo trump supporter
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
wonderful copper dragon
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Maize offensive legal warrant
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
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  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Maize offensive legal warrant
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If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
gay azn
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
sickened yellow immigrant
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Bateful violet corner
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
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To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Pea-brained snowy rigpig
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Maize offensive legal warrant
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To be fair, k
Pea-brained snowy rigpig
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Maize offensive legal warrant
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
dark painfully honest hell electric furnace
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
umber sexy turdskin toaster
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
arousing messiness
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
gay azn
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
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That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Bateful violet corner
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
sickened yellow immigrant
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
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You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Bateful violet corner
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
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go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
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  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
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you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
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  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
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Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Bateful violet corner
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
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Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
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  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Maize offensive legal warrant
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Bateful violet corner
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Maize offensive legal warrant
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"95th percentile body" LINK?
cordovan godawful private investor becky
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Maize offensive legal warrant
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*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
cordovan godawful private investor becky
  08/14/13
whatever
Maize offensive legal warrant
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Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
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  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
gay azn
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
odious ruddy gas station therapy
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
wonderful copper dragon
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
wonderful copper dragon
  08/14/13
lol
Magical Fear-inspiring Location Tattoo
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
wonderful copper dragon
  08/14/13
180
dark painfully honest hell electric furnace
  08/14/13
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Swollen Appetizing Locale
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
odious ruddy gas station therapy
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
wonderful copper dragon
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
wonderful copper dragon
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
mewling roommate associate
  08/14/13
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mewling roommate associate
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
wonderful copper dragon
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
wonderful copper dragon
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Maize offensive legal warrant
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Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
dark painfully honest hell electric furnace
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Maize offensive legal warrant
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
dark painfully honest hell electric furnace
  08/14/13
lol tyft
cordovan godawful private investor becky
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
cordovan godawful private investor becky
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
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  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Magical Fear-inspiring Location Tattoo
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
tripping translucent kitty theater stage
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
bistre area juggernaut
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
dark painfully honest hell electric furnace
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Maize offensive legal warrant
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
dark painfully honest hell electric furnace
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
gay azn
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
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while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
dark painfully honest hell electric furnace
  08/14/13
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vibrant patrolman
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
wonderful copper dragon
  08/14/13
lmao
cordovan godawful private investor becky
  08/14/13
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cream diverse cruise ship telephone
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Internet-worthy Olive Bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Maize offensive legal warrant
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Carnelian rehab
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
wonderful copper dragon
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
wonderful copper dragon
  08/14/13
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mewling roommate associate
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Maize offensive legal warrant
  08/14/13
Pics?
Lake galvanic sanctuary
  08/14/13
link?
big learning disabled den hissy fit
  08/17/13
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tantric base sandwich
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
pale church building
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Motley Temple Headpube
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
gay azn
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
bright liquid oxygen black woman
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Maize offensive legal warrant
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Honey-headed address son of senegal
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Maize offensive legal warrant
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Honey-headed address son of senegal
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Maize offensive legal warrant
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Honey-headed address son of senegal
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Maize offensive legal warrant
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
razzle-dazzle dilemma potus
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Honey-headed address son of senegal
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
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  08/14/13
Underrated
vibrant patrolman
  08/15/13
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ungodly provocative parlour
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
razzle-dazzle dilemma potus
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
spectacular national security agency point
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Citrine startling orchestra pit selfie
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
gay azn
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
cocky haunting space faggotry
  08/14/13
lol
Lime knife institution
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
cocky haunting space faggotry
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Lime knife institution
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
cocky haunting space faggotry
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
razzle-dazzle dilemma potus
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
vermilion big-titted internal respiration
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
sickened yellow immigrant
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
beady-eyed silver ladyboy
  08/14/13
180
Impertinent abnormal shrine crotch
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Lime knife institution
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
adventurous trust fund
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Lime knife institution
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Opaque Filthy Old Irish Cottage Sound Barrier
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Lemon New Version Stage
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180
Honey-headed address son of senegal
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spectacular national security agency point
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bright liquid oxygen black woman
  08/17/13
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Adulterous feces
  09/11/13
Lmao
Hyperactive sepia jew
  06/07/17
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Razzle mexican gaping
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Comical ocher kitchen
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Opaque Filthy Old Irish Cottage Sound Barrier
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
hateful multi-colored resort
  08/14/13
lol
Honey-headed address son of senegal
  08/14/13
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green cracking laser beams
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
lilac school cafeteria organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
180
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  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Marvelous high-end senate
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
clear rebellious office boiling water
  08/17/13
poignant
Irradiated circlehead death wish
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
hairraiser mother
  08/17/13
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Opaque Filthy Old Irish Cottage Sound Barrier
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Adulterous feces
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
carmine exhilarant market
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Citrine startling orchestra pit selfie
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
splenetic transparent brunch lettuce
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
low-t menage psychic
  12/28/13
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Peach bearded nursing home
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
fragrant autistic national pervert
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
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  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Floppy nowag wagecucks
  03/10/14
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Jet frum puppy
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Vigorous puce main people legend
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Magenta depressive
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adventurous trust fund
  10/25/17
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big learning disabled den hissy fit
  11/29/15
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big learning disabled den hissy fit
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Jet frum puppy
  01/05/16
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big learning disabled den hissy fit
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Erotic Histrionic Native
  06/07/17
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Magenta depressive
  09/22/17
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wonderful copper dragon
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
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  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Brindle Stirring Water Buffalo Antidepressant Drug
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
electric awkward indian lodge place of business
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mind-boggling ceo trump supporter
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big learning disabled den hissy fit
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big learning disabled den hissy fit
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mind-boggling ceo trump supporter
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: wonderful copper dragon



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: tantric base sandwich

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: wonderful copper dragon

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: cordovan godawful private investor becky

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: white talking yarmulke

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: splenetic transparent brunch lettuce

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Jet frum puppy

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Dashing whorehouse



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: overrated shivering round eye shitlib

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: ungodly provocative parlour



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring coral dingle berry generalized bond



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: mustard curious principal's office



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: dark painfully honest hell electric furnace



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: razzmatazz friendly grandma queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Avocado misanthropic really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: drab gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Razzle mexican gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: out-of-control chartreuse site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49179095)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Smoky sick regret

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: sooty center

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: tantric base sandwich

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: big learning disabled den hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Avocado misanthropic really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Smoky sick regret

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Property Background Story

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: cordovan godawful private investor becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: wonderful copper dragon

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Pea-brained snowy rigpig

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: wonderful copper dragon

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: wonderful copper dragon

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: wonderful copper dragon

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Maize offensive legal warrant

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: tantric base sandwich

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: dark painfully honest hell electric furnace

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Maroon faggot firefighter

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: effete french chef karate

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Lime knife institution

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: adventurous trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: ungodly provocative parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: mind-boggling ceo trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: razzmatazz friendly grandma queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Razzle mexican gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: odious ruddy gas station therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: cordovan godawful private investor becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: odious ruddy gas station therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: wonderful copper dragon

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: sooty center

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: odious ruddy gas station therapy

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Maize offensive legal warrant

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: gay azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Avocado misanthropic really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Avocado misanthropic really tough guy

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: wonderful copper dragon

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: cordovan godawful private investor becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: wonderful copper dragon

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: cordovan godawful private investor becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: wonderful copper dragon

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: cordovan godawful private investor becky

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Maize offensive legal warrant

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Supple massive station

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: sooty center

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: violent exciting skinny woman

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: tantric base sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Magical Fear-inspiring Location Tattoo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: cerebral hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: adventurous trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: wonderful copper dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Jet frum puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring coral dingle berry generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: violent exciting skinny woman

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: gay azn

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: gay azn

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: emerald casino goyim

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: wonderful copper dragon

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: odious ruddy gas station therapy

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Maize offensive legal warrant

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: gay azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Vigorous puce main people legend

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Territorial business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: wonderful copper dragon

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: odious ruddy gas station therapy

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Swashbuckling ebony gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: wonderful copper dragon

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Maize offensive legal warrant

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: wonderful copper dragon

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: gay azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: carmine exhilarant market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: carmine exhilarant market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: mind-boggling ceo trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: wonderful copper dragon

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Maize offensive legal warrant

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: gay azn

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Maize offensive legal warrant

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: gay azn

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: sickened yellow immigrant

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Bateful violet corner

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Maize offensive legal warrant

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Pea-brained snowy rigpig

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Maize offensive legal warrant

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Pea-brained snowy rigpig

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Maize offensive legal warrant

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: dark painfully honest hell electric furnace

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: umber sexy turdskin toaster

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: arousing messiness

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: gay azn

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Maize offensive legal warrant

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Bateful violet corner

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: sickened yellow immigrant

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Maize offensive legal warrant

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: cream diverse cruise ship telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Bateful violet corner

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Maize offensive legal warrant

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Bateful violet corner

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Maize offensive legal warrant

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Bateful violet corner

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Maize offensive legal warrant

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Bateful violet corner

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Maize offensive legal warrant

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Bateful violet corner

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Maize offensive legal warrant

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Bateful violet corner

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Maize offensive legal warrant

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: cordovan godawful private investor becky

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Maize offensive legal warrant

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: cordovan godawful private investor becky

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Maize offensive legal warrant

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: stimulating buff indirect expression

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: gay azn

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: odious ruddy gas station therapy

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: wonderful copper dragon

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: wonderful copper dragon

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Magical Fear-inspiring Location Tattoo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: wonderful copper dragon

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: dark painfully honest hell electric furnace

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Swollen Appetizing Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: odious ruddy gas station therapy

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: wonderful copper dragon

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: wonderful copper dragon

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: mewling roommate associate

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: mewling roommate associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: wonderful copper dragon

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: wonderful copper dragon

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Maize offensive legal warrant

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: dark painfully honest hell electric furnace

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Maize offensive legal warrant

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: dark painfully honest hell electric furnace

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: cordovan godawful private investor becky

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: cordovan godawful private investor becky

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Maize offensive legal warrant

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Passionate pontificating chapel mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Magical Fear-inspiring Location Tattoo

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: tripping translucent kitty theater stage

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: bistre area juggernaut

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: dark painfully honest hell electric furnace

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Maize offensive legal warrant

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: dark painfully honest hell electric furnace

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: gay azn

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Maize offensive legal warrant

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: dark painfully honest hell electric furnace

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: vibrant patrolman

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: wonderful copper dragon

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: cordovan godawful private investor becky

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: cream diverse cruise ship telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Olive Bawdyhouse

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Maize offensive legal warrant

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Carnelian rehab

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: wonderful copper dragon

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: wonderful copper dragon

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: mewling roommate associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Maize offensive legal warrant

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Lake galvanic sanctuary

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: big learning disabled den hissy fit

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: tantric base sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: pale church building

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Motley Temple Headpube

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: gay azn

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: bright liquid oxygen black woman

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Maize offensive legal warrant

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Honey-headed address son of senegal

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Maize offensive legal warrant

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Honey-headed address son of senegal

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Maize offensive legal warrant

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Honey-headed address son of senegal

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Maize offensive legal warrant

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle dilemma potus

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Honey-headed address son of senegal

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: spectacular national security agency point

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: vibrant patrolman

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: ungodly provocative parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle dilemma potus

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: spectacular national security agency point

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Citrine startling orchestra pit selfie

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: gay azn

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: cocky haunting space faggotry

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Lime knife institution

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: cocky haunting space faggotry

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Lime knife institution

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: cocky haunting space faggotry

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle dilemma potus

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: vermilion big-titted internal respiration

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: sickened yellow immigrant

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: beady-eyed silver ladyboy

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Impertinent abnormal shrine crotch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Lime knife institution

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: adventurous trust fund

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Lime knife institution

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Opaque Filthy Old Irish Cottage Sound Barrier



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Lemon New Version Stage



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Honey-headed address son of senegal

180

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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: spectacular national security agency point



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: bright liquid oxygen black woman



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Adulterous feces



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Hyperactive sepia jew

Lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Razzle mexican gaping



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Comical ocher kitchen

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Opaque Filthy Old Irish Cottage Sound Barrier

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: hateful multi-colored resort

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Honey-headed address son of senegal

lol

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: green cracking laser beams



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: lilac school cafeteria organic girlfriend

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: mahogany lodge mad cow disease

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Marvelous high-end senate

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: clear rebellious office boiling water

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Irradiated circlehead death wish

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: hairraiser mother

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Opaque Filthy Old Irish Cottage Sound Barrier



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Adulterous feces

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: carmine exhilarant market

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Citrine startling orchestra pit selfie

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: splenetic transparent brunch lettuce

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: low-t menage psychic

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Peach bearded nursing home



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: fragrant autistic national pervert

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: arrogant anal box office

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Floppy nowag wagecucks

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Jet frum puppy



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Vigorous puce main people legend

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Magenta depressive



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: adventurous trust fund



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: big learning disabled den hissy fit



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: big learning disabled den hissy fit



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Jet frum puppy



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: big learning disabled den hissy fit



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Erotic Histrionic Native

I want pizza

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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Magenta depressive



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: wonderful copper dragon



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: electric awkward indian lodge place of business

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Brindle Stirring Water Buffalo Antidepressant Drug

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: electric awkward indian lodge place of business

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling ceo trump supporter



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: big learning disabled den hissy fit



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: big learning disabled den hissy fit



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: submissive locus wrinkle



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: mind-boggling ceo trump supporter



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: mind-boggling ceo trump supporter



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