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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter
  08/14/13
tell me
Up-to-no-good Masturbator
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter
  08/14/13
lol tyft
provocative slate half-breed
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
gold sticky volcanic crater parlour
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Shimmering thirsty mood national
  12/28/13
fucking lol
lilac hairraiser degenerate
  05/12/15
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Sable Balding Plaza Community Account
  05/12/15
so underrated
Rose Bearded Box Office Police Squad
  01/19/16
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Green kink-friendly pervert
  06/07/17
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mind-boggling brindle laser beams
  03/31/18
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Coral exciting theater codepig
  07/18/18
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  07/18/18
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chest-beating mental disorder
  12/16/21
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Buff dashing jewess locus
  02/16/23
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brass sickened philosopher-king
  12/11/24
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Bateful casino
  06/11/25
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Orange indecent stage
  08/12/25
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180 Adulterous Incel Goyim
  08/12/25
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
vermilion crackhouse
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Beady-eyed salmon son of senegal
  08/14/13
lmao
Up-to-no-good Masturbator
  05/12/15
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unholy boltzmann cuck
  12/11/24
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brass sickened philosopher-king
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
vermilion crackhouse
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Thriller poppy psychic new version
  08/14/13
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provocative slate half-breed
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
charismatic ocher reading party senate
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Primrose Beta Pit
  08/14/13
rofl
Up-to-no-good Masturbator
  08/14/13
180
chest-beating mental disorder
  08/14/13
rofl
pea-brained milky pocket flask affirmative action
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
greedy wagecucks feces
  08/14/13
lol
charcoal university love of her life
  08/14/13
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Dead Turdskin
  08/14/13
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Green kink-friendly pervert
  03/10/14
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passionate stage deer antler
  03/24/21
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Buff dashing jewess locus
  02/16/23
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Orange indecent stage
  08/12/25
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Dull spectacular cumskin fat ankles
  08/14/13
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provocative slate half-breed
  08/14/13
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Dull spectacular cumskin fat ankles
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Beady-eyed salmon son of senegal
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Dull spectacular cumskin fat ankles
  08/14/13
best of thread
Primrose Beta Pit
  08/14/13
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Glittery blathering ratface
  08/14/13
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brass sickened philosopher-king
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
brass sickened philosopher-king
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter
  08/14/13
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provocative slate half-breed
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter
  08/14/13
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provocative slate half-breed
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
provocative slate half-breed
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Primrose Beta Pit
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
wonderful dopamine
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Beady-eyed salmon son of senegal
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Learning disabled nofapping whorehouse clown
  08/14/13
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Up-to-no-good Masturbator
  08/14/13
180
bisexual maize persian
  08/14/13
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Impressive Forum Ape
  08/14/13
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Dead Turdskin
  08/15/13
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Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter
  08/17/13
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lilac hairraiser degenerate
  01/19/16
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mind-boggling brindle laser beams
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Learning disabled nofapping whorehouse clown
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Glittery blathering ratface
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Glittery blathering ratface
  08/14/13
lol
Ivory trip resort
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Dull spectacular cumskin fat ankles
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Primrose Beta Pit
  08/14/13
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Glittery blathering ratface
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
razzle property coldplay fan
  08/14/13
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jet histrionic hell
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Dull spectacular cumskin fat ankles
  08/14/13
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Stirring cuckold
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Primrose Beta Pit
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter
  08/14/13
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Glittery blathering ratface
  08/14/13
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carmine appetizing gas station keepsake machete
  09/11/13
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carmine appetizing gas station keepsake machete
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passionate stage deer antler
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Primrose Beta Pit
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Glittery blathering ratface
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Primrose Beta Pit
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Glittery blathering ratface
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Rusted Dilemma
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Violent travel guidebook abode
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Primrose Beta Pit
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
charismatic ocher reading party senate
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Primrose Beta Pit
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
charismatic ocher reading party senate
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Primrose Beta Pit
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
chest-beating mental disorder
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
azure jew
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Aquamarine misanthropic trailer park mexican
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Glittery blathering ratface
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Primrose Beta Pit
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Violent travel guidebook abode
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Rusted Dilemma
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Primrose Beta Pit
  08/14/13
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Ultramarine fanboi principal's office
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Violent travel guidebook abode
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Primrose Beta Pit
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Violent travel guidebook abode
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Primrose Beta Pit
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Violent travel guidebook abode
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Primrose Beta Pit
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Violent travel guidebook abode
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Primrose Beta Pit
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Violent travel guidebook abode
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Primrose Beta Pit
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Violent travel guidebook abode
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Primrose Beta Pit
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
provocative slate half-breed
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Primrose Beta Pit
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
provocative slate half-breed
  08/14/13
whatever
Primrose Beta Pit
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
High-end corner marketing idea
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Glittery blathering ratface
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Dull spectacular cumskin fat ankles
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter
  08/14/13
lol
bisexual maize persian
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter
  08/14/13
180
chest-beating mental disorder
  08/14/13
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concupiscible theatre personal credit line
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Dull spectacular cumskin fat ankles
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
garnet hissy fit
  08/14/13
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garnet hissy fit
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Primrose Beta Pit
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
chest-beating mental disorder
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Primrose Beta Pit
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
chest-beating mental disorder
  08/14/13
lol tyft
provocative slate half-breed
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
provocative slate half-breed
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Primrose Beta Pit
  08/14/13
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Cowardly sick digit ratio
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
bisexual maize persian
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Vigorous Citrine Nursing Home Idiot
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
scarlet razzle-dazzle patrolman
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
chest-beating mental disorder
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Primrose Beta Pit
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
chest-beating mental disorder
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Glittery blathering ratface
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Primrose Beta Pit
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
chest-beating mental disorder
  08/14/13
165
Bull headed liquid oxygen
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter
  08/14/13
lmao
provocative slate half-breed
  08/14/13
...
Ultramarine fanboi principal's office
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Arrogant Cream Halford Fortuitous Meteor
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Primrose Beta Pit
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
titillating national security agency
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter
  08/14/13
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garnet hissy fit
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Primrose Beta Pit
  08/14/13
Pics?
heady turquoise mad-dog skullcap stead
  08/14/13
link?
unholy boltzmann cuck
  08/17/13
...
Up-to-no-good Masturbator
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
canary generalized bond point
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
lake swashbuckling den
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Glittery blathering ratface
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Fragrant demanding queen of the night native
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Primrose Beta Pit
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Splenetic piazza pisswyrm
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Primrose Beta Pit
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Splenetic piazza pisswyrm
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Primrose Beta Pit
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Splenetic piazza pisswyrm
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Primrose Beta Pit
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
comical idea he suggested address
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Splenetic piazza pisswyrm
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
razzmatazz embarrassed to the bone regret station
  08/14/13
Underrated
Bull headed liquid oxygen
  08/15/13
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Green kink-friendly pervert
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
comical idea he suggested address
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
razzmatazz embarrassed to the bone regret station
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Crystalline self-centered doctorate locale
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Glittery blathering ratface
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
saffron depressive ticket booth
  08/14/13
lol
charcoal university love of her life
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
saffron depressive ticket booth
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
charcoal university love of her life
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
saffron depressive ticket booth
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
comical idea he suggested address
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Cracking buck-toothed library gaping
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Rusted Dilemma
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Hyperactive blue area dingle berry
  08/14/13
180
exhilarant space organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
charcoal university love of her life
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Dead Turdskin
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
charcoal university love of her life
  08/14/13
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Mauve lay yarmulke
  08/14/13
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cerebral sienna kitchen
  08/14/13
180
Splenetic piazza pisswyrm
  08/14/13
...
razzmatazz embarrassed to the bone regret station
  08/15/13
...
Fragrant demanding queen of the night native
  08/17/13
...
Arousing institution therapy
  09/11/13
Lmao
Stimulating Heaven
  06/07/17
...
Orange indecent stage
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
electric haunted graveyard cruise ship
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Mauve lay yarmulke
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
grizzly narrow-minded base sex offender
  08/14/13
lol
Splenetic piazza pisswyrm
  08/14/13
...
curious range messiness
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Magical aphrodisiac boiling water
  08/14/13
180
big peach menage black woman
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Red Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Multi-colored Indian Lodge
  08/17/13
poignant
claret state
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Insanely creepy talented weed whacker
  08/17/13
...
Mauve lay yarmulke
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Arousing institution therapy
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
carmine appetizing gas station keepsake machete
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Crystalline self-centered doctorate locale
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Shimmering thirsty mood national
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Vivacious Elastic Band Hominid
  12/28/13
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bossy diverse karate
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Metal factory reset button
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
hyperventilating spruce sweet tailpipe azn
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
rebellious famous landscape painting
  03/10/14
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lilac hairraiser degenerate
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
razzle property coldplay fan
  05/12/15
...
Floppy costumed stock car
  01/19/16
...
Dead Turdskin
  10/25/17
...
unholy boltzmann cuck
  11/29/15
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unholy boltzmann cuck
  12/23/15
...
lilac hairraiser degenerate
  01/05/16
...
unholy boltzmann cuck
  03/13/16
I want pizza
marvelous snowy hospital
  06/07/17
...
Floppy costumed stock car
  09/22/17
...
Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
internet-worthy school candlestick maker
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Boyish Brilliant School Cafeteria
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
internet-worthy school candlestick maker
  07/18/18
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passionate stage deer antler
  04/30/19
...
unholy boltzmann cuck
  06/21/20
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unholy boltzmann cuck
  06/23/20
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Lascivious Chartreuse Orchestra Pit Chad
  07/11/20
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passionate stage deer antler
  12/16/21
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passionate stage deer antler
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Masturbator

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: provocative slate half-breed

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: gold sticky volcanic crater parlour

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Shimmering thirsty mood national

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: lilac hairraiser degenerate

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Sable Balding Plaza Community Account



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Rose Bearded Box Office Police Squad

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Green kink-friendly pervert



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: mind-boggling brindle laser beams



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Coral exciting theater codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Excitant Pearly Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: chest-beating mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Buff dashing jewess locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: brass sickened philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Bateful casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Orange indecent stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: 180 Adulterous Incel Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49179095)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: vermilion crackhouse

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Beady-eyed salmon son of senegal

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Masturbator

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: unholy boltzmann cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: brass sickened philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: vermilion crackhouse

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Thriller poppy psychic new version

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: provocative slate half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: charismatic ocher reading party senate

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Primrose Beta Pit

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Masturbator

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: chest-beating mental disorder

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: pea-brained milky pocket flask affirmative action

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: greedy wagecucks feces

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: charcoal university love of her life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Dead Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Green kink-friendly pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: passionate stage deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Buff dashing jewess locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Orange indecent stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Dull spectacular cumskin fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: provocative slate half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Dull spectacular cumskin fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Beady-eyed salmon son of senegal

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Dull spectacular cumskin fat ankles

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Primrose Beta Pit

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Glittery blathering ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: brass sickened philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: brass sickened philosopher-king

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: provocative slate half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: provocative slate half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: provocative slate half-breed

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Primrose Beta Pit

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: wonderful dopamine

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Beady-eyed salmon son of senegal

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Learning disabled nofapping whorehouse clown

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: bisexual maize persian

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Impressive Forum Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Dead Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: lilac hairraiser degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: mind-boggling brindle laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Learning disabled nofapping whorehouse clown

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Glittery blathering ratface

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Glittery blathering ratface

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Ivory trip resort

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Dull spectacular cumskin fat ankles

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Primrose Beta Pit

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Glittery blathering ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: razzle property coldplay fan

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: jet histrionic hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Dull spectacular cumskin fat ankles

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Stirring cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Primrose Beta Pit

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Glittery blathering ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: carmine appetizing gas station keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: carmine appetizing gas station keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: passionate stage deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Primrose Beta Pit

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Glittery blathering ratface

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Primrose Beta Pit

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Glittery blathering ratface

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Rusted Dilemma

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Violent travel guidebook abode

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Primrose Beta Pit

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: charismatic ocher reading party senate

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Primrose Beta Pit

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: charismatic ocher reading party senate

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Primrose Beta Pit

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: chest-beating mental disorder

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: azure jew

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Aquamarine misanthropic trailer park mexican

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Glittery blathering ratface

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Primrose Beta Pit

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Violent travel guidebook abode

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Rusted Dilemma

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Primrose Beta Pit

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Ultramarine fanboi principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Violent travel guidebook abode

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Primrose Beta Pit

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Violent travel guidebook abode

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Primrose Beta Pit

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Violent travel guidebook abode

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Primrose Beta Pit

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Violent travel guidebook abode

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Primrose Beta Pit

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Violent travel guidebook abode

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Primrose Beta Pit

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Violent travel guidebook abode

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Primrose Beta Pit

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: provocative slate half-breed

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Primrose Beta Pit

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: provocative slate half-breed

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Primrose Beta Pit

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: High-end corner marketing idea

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Glittery blathering ratface

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Dull spectacular cumskin fat ankles

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: bisexual maize persian

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: chest-beating mental disorder

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: concupiscible theatre personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Dull spectacular cumskin fat ankles

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: garnet hissy fit

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: garnet hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Primrose Beta Pit

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: chest-beating mental disorder

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Primrose Beta Pit

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: chest-beating mental disorder

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: provocative slate half-breed

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: provocative slate half-breed

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Primrose Beta Pit

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Cowardly sick digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: bisexual maize persian

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Vigorous Citrine Nursing Home Idiot

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: scarlet razzle-dazzle patrolman

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: chest-beating mental disorder

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Primrose Beta Pit

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: chest-beating mental disorder

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Glittery blathering ratface

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Primrose Beta Pit

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: chest-beating mental disorder

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Bull headed liquid oxygen

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: provocative slate half-breed

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Ultramarine fanboi principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Arrogant Cream Halford Fortuitous Meteor

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Primrose Beta Pit

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: titillating national security agency

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: garnet hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Primrose Beta Pit

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: heady turquoise mad-dog skullcap stead

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: unholy boltzmann cuck

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: canary generalized bond point

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: lake swashbuckling den

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Glittery blathering ratface

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Fragrant demanding queen of the night native

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Primrose Beta Pit

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Splenetic piazza pisswyrm

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Primrose Beta Pit

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Splenetic piazza pisswyrm

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Primrose Beta Pit

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Splenetic piazza pisswyrm

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Primrose Beta Pit

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: comical idea he suggested address

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Splenetic piazza pisswyrm

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: razzmatazz embarrassed to the bone regret station

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Bull headed liquid oxygen

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Green kink-friendly pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: comical idea he suggested address

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: razzmatazz embarrassed to the bone regret station

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Crystalline self-centered doctorate locale

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Glittery blathering ratface

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: saffron depressive ticket booth

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: charcoal university love of her life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: saffron depressive ticket booth

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: charcoal university love of her life

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: saffron depressive ticket booth

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: comical idea he suggested address

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Cracking buck-toothed library gaping

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Rusted Dilemma

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Hyperactive blue area dingle berry

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: exhilarant space organic girlfriend

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: charcoal university love of her life

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Dead Turdskin

pizza doesn't cut itself

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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: charcoal university love of her life

/thread. instant classic

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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Mauve lay yarmulke



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: cerebral sienna kitchen



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Splenetic piazza pisswyrm

180

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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: razzmatazz embarrassed to the bone regret station



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Fragrant demanding queen of the night native



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Arousing institution therapy



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Stimulating Heaven

Lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Orange indecent stage



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: electric haunted graveyard cruise ship

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Mauve lay yarmulke

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: grizzly narrow-minded base sex offender

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Splenetic piazza pisswyrm

lol

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: curious range messiness



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Magical aphrodisiac boiling water

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: big peach menage black woman

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Red Scourge Upon The Earth

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Multi-colored Indian Lodge

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: claret state

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Insanely creepy talented weed whacker

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Mauve lay yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Arousing institution therapy

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: carmine appetizing gas station keepsake machete

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Crystalline self-centered doctorate locale

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Shimmering thirsty mood national

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Vivacious Elastic Band Hominid

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: bossy diverse karate



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Metal factory reset button

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: hyperventilating spruce sweet tailpipe azn

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: rebellious famous landscape painting

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: lilac hairraiser degenerate



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: razzle property coldplay fan

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Floppy costumed stock car



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Dead Turdskin



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: unholy boltzmann cuck



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: unholy boltzmann cuck



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: lilac hairraiser degenerate



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: unholy boltzmann cuck



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: marvelous snowy hospital

I want pizza

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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Floppy costumed stock car



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Crimson Hairy Legs Trump Supporter



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: internet-worthy school candlestick maker

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Boyish Brilliant School Cafeteria

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: internet-worthy school candlestick maker

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: passionate stage deer antler



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: unholy boltzmann cuck



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: unholy boltzmann cuck



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Lascivious Chartreuse Orchestra Pit Chad



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: passionate stage deer antler



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: passionate stage deer antler



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