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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water
  08/14/13
tell me
At-the-ready school striped hyena
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Chestnut Heady Queen Of The Night
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Maniacal Green Field
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
outnumbered cocky twinkling uncleanness sound barrier
  12/28/13
fucking lol
cyan irradiated dog poop
  05/12/15
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Very Tactful Shrine Karate
  05/12/15
so underrated
smoky excitant corner selfie
  01/19/16
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Bright Mad Cow Disease
  06/07/17
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Sepia Scourge Upon The Earth Famous Landscape Painting
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yapping geriatric mad-dog skullcap
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Deep yellow sanctuary wrinkle
  12/16/21
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Bonkers casino
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maroon dingle berry step-uncle's house
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Mentally impaired senate mexican
  06/11/25
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philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
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frank rizzo
  08/12/25
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
awkward digit ratio
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
transparent indecent sneaky criminal library
  08/14/13
lmao
At-the-ready school striped hyena
  05/12/15
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180 kitchen antidepressant drug
  12/11/24
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maroon dingle berry step-uncle's house
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
awkward digit ratio
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Lake Blathering Weed Whacker
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Chestnut Heady Queen Of The Night
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Lascivious Black Laser Beams
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Shaky mischievous becky gunner
  08/14/13
rofl
At-the-ready school striped hyena
  08/14/13
180
Deep yellow sanctuary wrinkle
  08/14/13
rofl
Curious community account multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
thirsty unholy legal warrant
  08/14/13
lol
sienna fanboi
  08/14/13
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Navy godawful boistinker
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Bright Mad Cow Disease
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opaque electric friendly grandma
  03/24/21
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Bonkers casino
  02/16/23
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philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
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dull contagious masturbator
  08/14/13
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Chestnut Heady Queen Of The Night
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dull contagious masturbator
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
transparent indecent sneaky criminal library
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
dull contagious masturbator
  08/14/13
best of thread
Shaky mischievous becky gunner
  08/14/13
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Zombie-like heaven
  08/14/13
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maroon dingle berry step-uncle's house
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
maroon dingle berry step-uncle's house
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water
  08/14/13
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Chestnut Heady Queen Of The Night
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water
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Chestnut Heady Queen Of The Night
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Chestnut Heady Queen Of The Night
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Shaky mischievous becky gunner
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
soggy hissy fit deer antler
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
transparent indecent sneaky criminal library
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
vigorous abusive chapel
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At-the-ready school striped hyena
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Slate Internet-worthy Death Wish
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Cobalt magical gay wizard
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Navy godawful boistinker
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pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water
  08/17/13
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cyan irradiated dog poop
  01/19/16
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Sepia Scourge Upon The Earth Famous Landscape Painting
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
vigorous abusive chapel
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Zombie-like heaven
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Zombie-like heaven
  08/14/13
lol
Hideous racy institution depressive
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
dull contagious masturbator
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Shaky mischievous becky gunner
  08/14/13
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Zombie-like heaven
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Crusty dragon new version
  08/14/13
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well-lubricated azure box office
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
dull contagious masturbator
  08/14/13
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Brindle Meetinghouse
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Shaky mischievous becky gunner
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water
  08/14/13
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Zombie-like heaven
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Impressive fragrant trailer park marketing idea
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Impressive fragrant trailer park marketing idea
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opaque electric friendly grandma
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Shaky mischievous becky gunner
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Zombie-like heaven
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Shaky mischievous becky gunner
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Zombie-like heaven
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
mind-boggling amethyst cuckoldry
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
lemon hunting ground goal in life
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Shaky mischievous becky gunner
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Lascivious Black Laser Beams
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Shaky mischievous becky gunner
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Lascivious Black Laser Beams
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Shaky mischievous becky gunner
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Deep yellow sanctuary wrinkle
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Metal church athletic conference
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
tripping shimmering lay foreskin
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Zombie-like heaven
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Shaky mischievous becky gunner
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
lemon hunting ground goal in life
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
mind-boggling amethyst cuckoldry
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Shaky mischievous becky gunner
  08/14/13
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Sinister den milk
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
lemon hunting ground goal in life
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Shaky mischievous becky gunner
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
lemon hunting ground goal in life
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Shaky mischievous becky gunner
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
lemon hunting ground goal in life
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Shaky mischievous becky gunner
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
lemon hunting ground goal in life
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Shaky mischievous becky gunner
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
lemon hunting ground goal in life
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Shaky mischievous becky gunner
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
lemon hunting ground goal in life
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Shaky mischievous becky gunner
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Chestnut Heady Queen Of The Night
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Shaky mischievous becky gunner
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Chestnut Heady Queen Of The Night
  08/14/13
whatever
Shaky mischievous becky gunner
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
kink-friendly rose patrolman piazza
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Zombie-like heaven
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
dull contagious masturbator
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water
  08/14/13
lol
Slate Internet-worthy Death Wish
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water
  08/14/13
180
Deep yellow sanctuary wrinkle
  08/14/13
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violet point pistol
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
dull contagious masturbator
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
insanely creepy stain
  08/14/13
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insanely creepy stain
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Shaky mischievous becky gunner
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Deep yellow sanctuary wrinkle
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Shaky mischievous becky gunner
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Deep yellow sanctuary wrinkle
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Chestnut Heady Queen Of The Night
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Chestnut Heady Queen Of The Night
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Shaky mischievous becky gunner
  08/14/13
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snowy bateful school cafeteria travel guidebook
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Slate Internet-worthy Death Wish
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Talented indian lodge fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Hilarious garrison
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Deep yellow sanctuary wrinkle
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Shaky mischievous becky gunner
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Deep yellow sanctuary wrinkle
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Zombie-like heaven
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Shaky mischievous becky gunner
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Deep yellow sanctuary wrinkle
  08/14/13
165
chest-beating church building gaming laptop
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water
  08/14/13
lmao
Chestnut Heady Queen Of The Night
  08/14/13
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Sinister den milk
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Trip french chef
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Shaky mischievous becky gunner
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Boyish cruise ship juggernaut
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water
  08/14/13
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insanely creepy stain
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Shaky mischievous becky gunner
  08/14/13
Pics?
Appetizing gaped dilemma haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
link?
180 kitchen antidepressant drug
  08/17/13
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At-the-ready school striped hyena
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Gold useless brakes really tough guy
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
plum alcoholic locus
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Zombie-like heaven
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Vivacious Brunch
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Shaky mischievous becky gunner
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
aphrodisiac canary trump supporter ceo
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Shaky mischievous becky gunner
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
aphrodisiac canary trump supporter ceo
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Shaky mischievous becky gunner
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
aphrodisiac canary trump supporter ceo
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Shaky mischievous becky gunner
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
bat shit crazy razzle halford
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
aphrodisiac canary trump supporter ceo
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
drunken property
  08/14/13
Underrated
chest-beating church building gaming laptop
  08/15/13
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Bright Mad Cow Disease
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
bat shit crazy razzle halford
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
drunken property
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Seedy mint generalized bond
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Zombie-like heaven
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Bronze macaca
  08/14/13
lol
sienna fanboi
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Bronze macaca
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
sienna fanboi
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Bronze macaca
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
bat shit crazy razzle halford
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Provocative prole
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
mind-boggling amethyst cuckoldry
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
jade supple psychic range
  08/14/13
180
razzmatazz walnut rehab
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
sienna fanboi
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Navy godawful boistinker
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
sienna fanboi
  08/14/13
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confused space azn
  08/14/13
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charismatic milky crackhouse
  08/14/13
180
aphrodisiac canary trump supporter ceo
  08/14/13
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drunken property
  08/15/13
...
Vivacious Brunch
  08/17/13
...
thriller sandwich tanning salon
  09/11/13
Lmao
Glittery ebony black woman
  06/07/17
...
philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Carnelian Feces Mood
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
confused space azn
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
wonderful potus
  08/14/13
lol
aphrodisiac canary trump supporter ceo
  08/14/13
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Cerebral Plaza Lettuce
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
dark nibblets
  08/14/13
180
Titillating Site Gaping
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Dashing gay cuck native
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Haunting cordovan hominid
  08/17/13
poignant
turquoise high-end hell jewess
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
fuchsia immigrant office
  08/17/13
...
confused space azn
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
thriller sandwich tanning salon
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Impressive fragrant trailer park marketing idea
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Seedy mint generalized bond
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
outnumbered cocky twinkling uncleanness sound barrier
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
bull headed anal liquid oxygen
  12/28/13
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Crystalline hospital idiot
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Aqua arrogant hall sex offender
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Histrionic corn cake
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
floppy theater stage kitty
  03/10/14
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cyan irradiated dog poop
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Crusty dragon new version
  05/12/15
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copper principal's office trust fund
  01/19/16
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Navy godawful boistinker
  10/25/17
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180 kitchen antidepressant drug
  11/29/15
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180 kitchen antidepressant drug
  12/23/15
...
cyan irradiated dog poop
  01/05/16
...
180 kitchen antidepressant drug
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Embarrassed to the bone swashbuckling base
  06/07/17
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copper principal's office trust fund
  09/22/17
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pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
razzle-dazzle theatre persian
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Diverse mediation
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
razzle-dazzle theatre persian
  07/18/18
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opaque electric friendly grandma
  04/30/19
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180 kitchen antidepressant drug
  06/21/20
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180 kitchen antidepressant drug
  06/23/20
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Concupiscible faggot firefighter
  07/11/20
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opaque electric friendly grandma
  12/16/21
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opaque electric friendly grandma
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: At-the-ready school striped hyena

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Chestnut Heady Queen Of The Night

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Maniacal Green Field

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: outnumbered cocky twinkling uncleanness sound barrier

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: cyan irradiated dog poop

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Very Tactful Shrine Karate



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: smoky excitant corner selfie

so underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#29635524)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Bright Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#33497582)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Sepia Scourge Upon The Earth Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: yapping geriatric mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Marvelous university sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Deep yellow sanctuary wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Bonkers casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: maroon dingle berry step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Mentally impaired senate mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: frank rizzo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49179095)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: awkward digit ratio

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: transparent indecent sneaky criminal library

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: At-the-ready school striped hyena

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: 180 kitchen antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: maroon dingle berry step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: awkward digit ratio

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Lake Blathering Weed Whacker

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Chestnut Heady Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Lascivious Black Laser Beams

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Shaky mischievous becky gunner

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: At-the-ready school striped hyena

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Deep yellow sanctuary wrinkle

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Curious community account multi-billionaire

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: thirsty unholy legal warrant

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: sienna fanboi

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Navy godawful boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Bright Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: opaque electric friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Bonkers casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: dull contagious masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Chestnut Heady Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: dull contagious masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: transparent indecent sneaky criminal library

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: dull contagious masturbator

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Shaky mischievous becky gunner

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Zombie-like heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: maroon dingle berry step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: maroon dingle berry step-uncle's house

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Chestnut Heady Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Chestnut Heady Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Chestnut Heady Queen Of The Night

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Shaky mischievous becky gunner

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: soggy hissy fit deer antler

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: transparent indecent sneaky criminal library

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: vigorous abusive chapel

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: At-the-ready school striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Slate Internet-worthy Death Wish

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Cobalt magical gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Navy godawful boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: cyan irradiated dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Sepia Scourge Upon The Earth Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: vigorous abusive chapel

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Zombie-like heaven

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Zombie-like heaven

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Hideous racy institution depressive

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: dull contagious masturbator

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Shaky mischievous becky gunner

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Zombie-like heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Crusty dragon new version

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: well-lubricated azure box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: dull contagious masturbator

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Brindle Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Shaky mischievous becky gunner

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Zombie-like heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Impressive fragrant trailer park marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Impressive fragrant trailer park marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: opaque electric friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Shaky mischievous becky gunner

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Zombie-like heaven

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Shaky mischievous becky gunner

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Zombie-like heaven

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: mind-boggling amethyst cuckoldry

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: lemon hunting ground goal in life

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Shaky mischievous becky gunner

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Lascivious Black Laser Beams

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Shaky mischievous becky gunner

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Lascivious Black Laser Beams

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Shaky mischievous becky gunner

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Deep yellow sanctuary wrinkle

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Metal church athletic conference

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: tripping shimmering lay foreskin

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Zombie-like heaven

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Shaky mischievous becky gunner

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: lemon hunting ground goal in life

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: mind-boggling amethyst cuckoldry

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Shaky mischievous becky gunner

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Sinister den milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: lemon hunting ground goal in life

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Shaky mischievous becky gunner

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: lemon hunting ground goal in life

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Shaky mischievous becky gunner

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: lemon hunting ground goal in life

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Shaky mischievous becky gunner

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: lemon hunting ground goal in life

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Shaky mischievous becky gunner

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: lemon hunting ground goal in life

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Shaky mischievous becky gunner

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: lemon hunting ground goal in life

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Shaky mischievous becky gunner

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Chestnut Heady Queen Of The Night

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Shaky mischievous becky gunner

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Chestnut Heady Queen Of The Night

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Shaky mischievous becky gunner

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: kink-friendly rose patrolman piazza

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Zombie-like heaven

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: dull contagious masturbator

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Slate Internet-worthy Death Wish

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Deep yellow sanctuary wrinkle

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: violet point pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: dull contagious masturbator

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: insanely creepy stain

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: insanely creepy stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Shaky mischievous becky gunner

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Deep yellow sanctuary wrinkle

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Shaky mischievous becky gunner

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Deep yellow sanctuary wrinkle

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Chestnut Heady Queen Of The Night

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Chestnut Heady Queen Of The Night

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Shaky mischievous becky gunner

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: snowy bateful school cafeteria travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Slate Internet-worthy Death Wish

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Talented indian lodge fortuitous meteor

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Hilarious garrison

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Deep yellow sanctuary wrinkle

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Shaky mischievous becky gunner

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Deep yellow sanctuary wrinkle

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Zombie-like heaven

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Shaky mischievous becky gunner

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Deep yellow sanctuary wrinkle

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: chest-beating church building gaming laptop

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Chestnut Heady Queen Of The Night

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Sinister den milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Trip french chef

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Shaky mischievous becky gunner

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Boyish cruise ship juggernaut

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: insanely creepy stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Shaky mischievous becky gunner

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Appetizing gaped dilemma haunted graveyard

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: 180 kitchen antidepressant drug

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: At-the-ready school striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Gold useless brakes really tough guy

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: plum alcoholic locus

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Zombie-like heaven

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Vivacious Brunch

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Shaky mischievous becky gunner

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: aphrodisiac canary trump supporter ceo

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Shaky mischievous becky gunner

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: aphrodisiac canary trump supporter ceo

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Shaky mischievous becky gunner

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: aphrodisiac canary trump supporter ceo

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Shaky mischievous becky gunner

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: bat shit crazy razzle halford

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: aphrodisiac canary trump supporter ceo

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: drunken property

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: chest-beating church building gaming laptop

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Bright Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: bat shit crazy razzle halford

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: drunken property

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Seedy mint generalized bond

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Zombie-like heaven

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Bronze macaca

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: sienna fanboi

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Bronze macaca

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: sienna fanboi

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Bronze macaca

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: bat shit crazy razzle halford

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Provocative prole

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: mind-boggling amethyst cuckoldry

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: jade supple psychic range

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: razzmatazz walnut rehab

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: sienna fanboi

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Navy godawful boistinker

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: sienna fanboi

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: confused space azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: charismatic milky crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: aphrodisiac canary trump supporter ceo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: drunken property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Vivacious Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: thriller sandwich tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Glittery ebony black woman

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Carnelian Feces Mood

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: confused space azn

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: wonderful potus

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: aphrodisiac canary trump supporter ceo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Cerebral Plaza Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: dark nibblets

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Titillating Site Gaping

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Dashing gay cuck native

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Haunting cordovan hominid

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: turquoise high-end hell jewess

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: fuchsia immigrant office

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: confused space azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: thriller sandwich tanning salon

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Impressive fragrant trailer park marketing idea

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Seedy mint generalized bond

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: outnumbered cocky twinkling uncleanness sound barrier

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: bull headed anal liquid oxygen

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Crystalline hospital idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Aqua arrogant hall sex offender

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Histrionic corn cake

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: floppy theater stage kitty

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: cyan irradiated dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Crusty dragon new version

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: copper principal's office trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Navy godawful boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: 180 kitchen antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: 180 kitchen antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: cyan irradiated dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: 180 kitchen antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone swashbuckling base

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: copper principal's office trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: pearly nighttime love of her life boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle theatre persian

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Diverse mediation

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle theatre persian

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: opaque electric friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: 180 kitchen antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: 180 kitchen antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Concupiscible faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: opaque electric friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: opaque electric friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#44198924)