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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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disgusting becky shrine
  08/14/13
tell me
mahogany nursing home idea he suggested
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
disgusting becky shrine
  08/14/13
lol tyft
unhinged house-broken national sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Shivering quadroon goal in life
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Racy Crotch Kitty
  12/28/13
fucking lol
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lilac stead
  05/12/15
so underrated
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Swashbuckling incel
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it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
sienna sandwich
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
chest-beating son of senegal menage
  08/14/13
lmao
mahogany nursing home idea he suggested
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a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
sienna sandwich
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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unhinged house-broken national sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
disgusting becky shrine
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Contagious brunch faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
disgusting becky shrine
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
disgusting becky shrine
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When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
disgusting becky shrine
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Buff vivacious dysfunction
  08/14/13
rofl
mahogany nursing home idea he suggested
  08/14/13
180
Nudist jade telephone
  08/14/13
rofl
Arousing Wrinkle Garrison
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took a few attempts but 180
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  08/14/13
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unhinged house-broken national sneaky criminal
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Impressive provocative theater stage
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
disgusting becky shrine
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
chest-beating son of senegal menage
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Impressive provocative theater stage
  08/14/13
best of thread
Buff vivacious dysfunction
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nighttime maniacal foreskin tattoo
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clear talented tanning salon
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
clear talented tanning salon
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If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
disgusting becky shrine
  08/14/13
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unhinged house-broken national sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
disgusting becky shrine
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unhinged house-broken national sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
disgusting becky shrine
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
unhinged house-broken national sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Buff vivacious dysfunction
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
cream hall jew
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
chest-beating son of senegal menage
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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mahogany nursing home idea he suggested
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180
Violet stage
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Transparent senate candlestick maker
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disgusting becky shrine
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lemon persian
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Duck-like State
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
very tactful at-the-ready trailer park
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
nighttime maniacal foreskin tattoo
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
nighttime maniacal foreskin tattoo
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lol
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
disgusting becky shrine
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Impressive provocative theater stage
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Buff vivacious dysfunction
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nighttime maniacal foreskin tattoo
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(not bloodacre)
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  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
disgusting becky shrine
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Impressive provocative theater stage
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translucent church
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
disgusting becky shrine
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Buff vivacious dysfunction
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If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
disgusting becky shrine
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Buff vivacious dysfunction
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
nighttime maniacal foreskin tattoo
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Buff vivacious dysfunction
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If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
nighttime maniacal foreskin tattoo
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
rough-skinned black woman gas station
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LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
opaque high-end pit
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Buff vivacious dysfunction
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Contagious brunch faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Buff vivacious dysfunction
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Contagious brunch faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Buff vivacious dysfunction
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Nudist jade telephone
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Primrose Pungent Background Story
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Slimy base
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
nighttime maniacal foreskin tattoo
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Buff vivacious dysfunction
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
opaque high-end pit
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
rough-skinned black woman gas station
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Buff vivacious dysfunction
  08/14/13
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flickering school cafeteria love of her life
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
opaque high-end pit
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Buff vivacious dysfunction
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
opaque high-end pit
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Buff vivacious dysfunction
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
opaque high-end pit
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Buff vivacious dysfunction
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
opaque high-end pit
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Buff vivacious dysfunction
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
opaque high-end pit
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Buff vivacious dysfunction
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
opaque high-end pit
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Buff vivacious dysfunction
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
unhinged house-broken national sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Buff vivacious dysfunction
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
unhinged house-broken national sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
whatever
Buff vivacious dysfunction
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Laughsome haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
nighttime maniacal foreskin tattoo
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Impressive provocative theater stage
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
disgusting becky shrine
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
disgusting becky shrine
  08/14/13
lol
Violet stage
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If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
disgusting becky shrine
  08/14/13
180
Nudist jade telephone
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Lake Coldplay Fan
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Impressive provocative theater stage
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
disgusting becky shrine
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
disgusting becky shrine
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
up-to-no-good self-centered doctorate
  08/14/13
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up-to-no-good self-centered doctorate
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
disgusting becky shrine
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
disgusting becky shrine
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Buff vivacious dysfunction
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Nudist jade telephone
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Buff vivacious dysfunction
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Nudist jade telephone
  08/14/13
lol tyft
unhinged house-broken national sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
unhinged house-broken national sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Buff vivacious dysfunction
  08/14/13
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sickened fighting mediation striped hyena
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Violet stage
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
crusty deranged heaven mad-dog skullcap
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
bright fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Nudist jade telephone
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Buff vivacious dysfunction
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Nudist jade telephone
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
nighttime maniacal foreskin tattoo
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Buff vivacious dysfunction
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Nudist jade telephone
  08/14/13
165
Thriller mischievous dingle berry set
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
disgusting becky shrine
  08/14/13
lmao
unhinged house-broken national sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
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flickering school cafeteria love of her life
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
heady hell
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Buff vivacious dysfunction
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Peach Temple Idiot
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
disgusting becky shrine
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
disgusting becky shrine
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up-to-no-good self-centered doctorate
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Buff vivacious dysfunction
  08/14/13
Pics?
disrespectful circlehead
  08/14/13
link?
Lime Space
  08/17/13
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mahogany nursing home idea he suggested
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
trip depressive
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
painfully honest sweet tailpipe locale
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
nighttime maniacal foreskin tattoo
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
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  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Buff vivacious dysfunction
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
cerebral place of business
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Buff vivacious dysfunction
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
cerebral place of business
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Buff vivacious dysfunction
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
cerebral place of business
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Buff vivacious dysfunction
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
silver outnumbered piazza
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
cerebral place of business
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
dun hairy legs
  08/14/13
Underrated
Thriller mischievous dingle berry set
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crimson insecure fanboi field
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
silver outnumbered piazza
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
dun hairy legs
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Geriatric Police Squad National Security Agency
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
nighttime maniacal foreskin tattoo
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
metal office toilet seat
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lol
Slate razzle church building fat ankles
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
metal office toilet seat
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Slate razzle church building fat ankles
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
metal office toilet seat
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You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
silver outnumbered piazza
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
ungodly theater really tough guy
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
rough-skinned black woman gas station
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when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Cruel-hearted liquid oxygen cruise ship
  08/14/13
180
Narrow-minded Kink-friendly Library Newt
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Slate razzle church building fat ankles
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Transparent senate candlestick maker
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Slate razzle church building fat ankles
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Bossy fuchsia round eye electric furnace
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Green drunken pozpig
  08/14/13
180
cerebral place of business
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dun hairy legs
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fragrant umber step-uncle's house
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mind-boggling fear-inspiring faggotry
  09/11/13
Lmao
Cracking stag film
  06/07/17
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Dashing gaping tank
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Misunderstood Sound Barrier Corn Cake
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Bossy fuchsia round eye electric furnace
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
erotic school lettuce
  08/14/13
lol
cerebral place of business
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Spectacular crackhouse affirmative action
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Galvanic Institution Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
180
Chestnut Station Selfie
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Brilliant multi-colored kitchen
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Concupiscible location
  08/17/13
poignant
spruce beady-eyed theatre jewess
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
orchid den
  08/17/13
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Bossy fuchsia round eye electric furnace
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
mind-boggling fear-inspiring faggotry
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
titillating hospital
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Geriatric Police Squad National Security Agency
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Racy Crotch Kitty
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Comical Fluffy Plaza Skinny Woman
  12/28/13
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Stirring topaz dragon
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
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  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Electric sinister chapel
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
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lemon persian
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jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
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Transparent senate candlestick maker
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Lime Space
  11/29/15
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Lime Space
  12/23/15
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lemon persian
  01/05/16
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Lime Space
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Razzle-dazzle Hunting Ground Business Firm
  06/07/17
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appetizing effete organic girlfriend voyeur
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disgusting becky shrine
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Drab Floppy Athletic Conference
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Confused market
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Drab Floppy Athletic Conference
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boyish maroon rehab milk
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Lime Space
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Lime Space
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: disgusting becky shrine



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: mahogany nursing home idea he suggested

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: disgusting becky shrine

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: unhinged house-broken national sneaky criminal

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Shivering quadroon goal in life

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Racy Crotch Kitty

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: lemon persian

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: lilac stead



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Salmon house laser beams

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: crimson insecure fanboi field



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Duck-like State



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: passionate forum



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: glittery therapy gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Nudist jade telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: cocky haunting spot filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: clear talented tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Swashbuckling incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Dashing gaping tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Motley Olive Address Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Swashbuckling incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: sienna sandwich

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: chest-beating son of senegal menage

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: mahogany nursing home idea he suggested

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Lime Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: clear talented tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: sienna sandwich

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: ocher harsh indian lodge private investor

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: unhinged house-broken national sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: disgusting becky shrine

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Contagious brunch faggot firefighter

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: disgusting becky shrine

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: disgusting becky shrine

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: disgusting becky shrine

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Buff vivacious dysfunction

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: mahogany nursing home idea he suggested

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Nudist jade telephone

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Arousing Wrinkle Garrison

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Hairraiser Mildly Autistic Hissy Fit Stage

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Slate razzle church building fat ankles

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Transparent senate candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: crimson insecure fanboi field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: boyish maroon rehab milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: cocky haunting spot filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Dashing gaping tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Impressive provocative theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: unhinged house-broken national sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Impressive provocative theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: disgusting becky shrine

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: chest-beating son of senegal menage

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Impressive provocative theater stage

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Buff vivacious dysfunction

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: nighttime maniacal foreskin tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: clear talented tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: clear talented tanning salon

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: disgusting becky shrine

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: unhinged house-broken national sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: disgusting becky shrine

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: unhinged house-broken national sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: disgusting becky shrine

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: unhinged house-broken national sneaky criminal

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Buff vivacious dysfunction

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: cream hall jew

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: chest-beating son of senegal menage

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: very tactful at-the-ready trailer park

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: mahogany nursing home idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Violet stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: submissive vermilion locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Transparent senate candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: disgusting becky shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: lemon persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Duck-like State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: very tactful at-the-ready trailer park

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: nighttime maniacal foreskin tattoo

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: nighttime maniacal foreskin tattoo

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: milky supple parlor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: disgusting becky shrine

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Impressive provocative theater stage

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Buff vivacious dysfunction

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: nighttime maniacal foreskin tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: obsidian exhilarant digit ratio

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Smoky Excitant Ticket Booth Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: disgusting becky shrine

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Impressive provocative theater stage

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: translucent church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: disgusting becky shrine

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Buff vivacious dysfunction

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: disgusting becky shrine

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: nighttime maniacal foreskin tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: titillating hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: titillating hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: boyish maroon rehab milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: disgusting becky shrine

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Buff vivacious dysfunction

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: nighttime maniacal foreskin tattoo

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Buff vivacious dysfunction

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: nighttime maniacal foreskin tattoo

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: rough-skinned black woman gas station

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: opaque high-end pit

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Buff vivacious dysfunction

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Contagious brunch faggot firefighter

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Buff vivacious dysfunction

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Contagious brunch faggot firefighter

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Buff vivacious dysfunction

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Nudist jade telephone

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Primrose Pungent Background Story

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Slimy base

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: nighttime maniacal foreskin tattoo

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Buff vivacious dysfunction

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: opaque high-end pit

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: rough-skinned black woman gas station

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Buff vivacious dysfunction

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: flickering school cafeteria love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: opaque high-end pit

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Buff vivacious dysfunction

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: opaque high-end pit

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Buff vivacious dysfunction

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: opaque high-end pit

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Buff vivacious dysfunction

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: opaque high-end pit

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Buff vivacious dysfunction

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: opaque high-end pit

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Buff vivacious dysfunction

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: opaque high-end pit

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Buff vivacious dysfunction

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: unhinged house-broken national sneaky criminal

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Buff vivacious dysfunction

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: unhinged house-broken national sneaky criminal

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Buff vivacious dysfunction

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Laughsome haunted graveyard

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: nighttime maniacal foreskin tattoo

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Impressive provocative theater stage

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: disgusting becky shrine

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: disgusting becky shrine

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Violet stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: disgusting becky shrine

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Nudist jade telephone

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Lake Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Impressive provocative theater stage

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: disgusting becky shrine

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: disgusting becky shrine

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: up-to-no-good self-centered doctorate

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: up-to-no-good self-centered doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: disgusting becky shrine

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: disgusting becky shrine

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Buff vivacious dysfunction

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Nudist jade telephone

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Buff vivacious dysfunction

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Nudist jade telephone

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: unhinged house-broken national sneaky criminal

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: unhinged house-broken national sneaky criminal

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Buff vivacious dysfunction

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: sickened fighting mediation striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Violet stage

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: crusty deranged heaven mad-dog skullcap

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: bright fortuitous meteor

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Nudist jade telephone

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Buff vivacious dysfunction

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Nudist jade telephone

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: nighttime maniacal foreskin tattoo

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Buff vivacious dysfunction

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Nudist jade telephone

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Thriller mischievous dingle berry set

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: disgusting becky shrine

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: unhinged house-broken national sneaky criminal

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: flickering school cafeteria love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: heady hell

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Buff vivacious dysfunction

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Peach Temple Idiot

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: disgusting becky shrine

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: disgusting becky shrine

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: up-to-no-good self-centered doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Buff vivacious dysfunction

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: disrespectful circlehead

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Lime Space

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: mahogany nursing home idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: trip depressive

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: painfully honest sweet tailpipe locale

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: nighttime maniacal foreskin tattoo

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: fragrant umber step-uncle's house

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Buff vivacious dysfunction

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: cerebral place of business

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Buff vivacious dysfunction

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: cerebral place of business

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Buff vivacious dysfunction

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: cerebral place of business

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Buff vivacious dysfunction

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: silver outnumbered piazza

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: cerebral place of business

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: dun hairy legs

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Thriller mischievous dingle berry set

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: crimson insecure fanboi field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: silver outnumbered piazza

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: dun hairy legs

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Geriatric Police Squad National Security Agency

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: nighttime maniacal foreskin tattoo

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: metal office toilet seat

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Slate razzle church building fat ankles

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: metal office toilet seat

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Slate razzle church building fat ankles

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: metal office toilet seat

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: silver outnumbered piazza

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: ungodly theater really tough guy

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: rough-skinned black woman gas station

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted liquid oxygen cruise ship

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Kink-friendly Library Newt

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Slate razzle church building fat ankles

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Transparent senate candlestick maker

pizza doesn't cut itself

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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Slate razzle church building fat ankles

/thread. instant classic

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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Bossy fuchsia round eye electric furnace



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Green drunken pozpig



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: cerebral place of business

180

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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: dun hairy legs



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: fragrant umber step-uncle's house



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: mind-boggling fear-inspiring faggotry



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Cracking stag film

Lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Dashing gaping tank



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Misunderstood Sound Barrier Corn Cake

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Bossy fuchsia round eye electric furnace

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: erotic school lettuce

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: cerebral place of business

lol

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Spectacular crackhouse affirmative action



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Galvanic Institution Multi-billionaire

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Chestnut Station Selfie

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Brilliant multi-colored kitchen

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Concupiscible location

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: spruce beady-eyed theatre jewess

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: orchid den

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Bossy fuchsia round eye electric furnace



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: mind-boggling fear-inspiring faggotry

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: titillating hospital

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Geriatric Police Squad National Security Agency

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Racy Crotch Kitty

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Comical Fluffy Plaza Skinny Woman

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Stirring topaz dragon



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: medicated wonderful stain antidepressant drug

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Electric sinister chapel

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: exciting domesticated ladyboy headpube

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: lemon persian



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: obsidian exhilarant digit ratio

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: appetizing effete organic girlfriend voyeur



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Transparent senate candlestick maker



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Lime Space



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Lime Space



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: lemon persian



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Lime Space



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Hunting Ground Business Firm

I want pizza

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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: appetizing effete organic girlfriend voyeur



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: disgusting becky shrine



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Drab Floppy Athletic Conference

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Confused market

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Drab Floppy Athletic Conference

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: boyish maroon rehab milk



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Lime Space



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Lime Space



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Vibrant Copper People Who Are Hurt



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: boyish maroon rehab milk



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
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