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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
tell me
Soggy Center Shitlib
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Self-centered candlestick maker
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
silver home telephone
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
magenta mind-boggling trump supporter
  12/28/13
fucking lol
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  05/12/15
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Vivacious Fuchsia Casino
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so underrated
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  12/16/21
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Arousing Church
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Flirting aphrodisiac affirmative action
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Impressive keepsake machete tattoo
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Apoplectic party of the first part senate
  08/14/13
lmao
Soggy Center Shitlib
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mentally impaired pervert crotch
  12/11/24
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Cocky patrolman pocket flask
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mentally impaired pervert crotch
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Impressive keepsake machete tattoo
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Abnormal Very Tactful Heaven Wrinkle
  08/14/13
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Self-centered candlestick maker
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Flesh Racy Institution Windowlicker
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Self-absorbed trust fund
  08/14/13
rofl
Soggy Center Shitlib
  08/14/13
180
comical nudist becky kitchen
  08/14/13
rofl
Histrionic nursing home idiot
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Indigo box office
  08/14/13
lol
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Pink New Version Meetinghouse
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Walnut metal clown
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heady school cafeteria tank
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Arousing Church
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cobalt mewling milk
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Self-centered candlestick maker
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cobalt mewling milk
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Apoplectic party of the first part senate
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
cobalt mewling milk
  08/14/13
best of thread
Self-absorbed trust fund
  08/14/13
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spruce filthy hall
  08/14/13
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Cocky patrolman pocket flask
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Cocky patrolman pocket flask
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
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Self-centered candlestick maker
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug
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Self-centered candlestick maker
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Self-centered candlestick maker
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Self-absorbed trust fund
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
lavender brunch
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Apoplectic party of the first part senate
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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Soggy Center Shitlib
  08/14/13
180
Odious giraffe wagecucks
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Bateful corn cake dilemma
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Pink New Version Meetinghouse
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Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug
  08/17/13
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Unholy locale cumskin
  01/19/16
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aqua razzle-dazzle mood hunting ground
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Nubile poppy selfie
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
spruce filthy hall
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
spruce filthy hall
  08/14/13
lol
orange market
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
cobalt mewling milk
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Self-absorbed trust fund
  08/14/13
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spruce filthy hall
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
dashing station circlehead
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Contagious Bat Shit Crazy Gay Wizard Temple
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
cobalt mewling milk
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domesticated university halford
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Self-absorbed trust fund
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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spruce filthy hall
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coral stirring point mediation
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Wine stimulating immigrant
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Self-absorbed trust fund
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
spruce filthy hall
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Self-absorbed trust fund
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
spruce filthy hall
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Bearded Black Woman
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
swashbuckling set
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Self-absorbed trust fund
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Flesh Racy Institution Windowlicker
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Self-absorbed trust fund
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Flesh Racy Institution Windowlicker
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Self-absorbed trust fund
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
comical nudist becky kitchen
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
balding ticket booth indirect expression
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
brass aromatic church building weed whacker
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
spruce filthy hall
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Self-absorbed trust fund
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
swashbuckling set
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Bearded Black Woman
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Self-absorbed trust fund
  08/14/13
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insecure school
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
swashbuckling set
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Self-absorbed trust fund
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
swashbuckling set
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Self-absorbed trust fund
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
swashbuckling set
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Self-absorbed trust fund
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
swashbuckling set
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Self-absorbed trust fund
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
swashbuckling set
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Self-absorbed trust fund
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
swashbuckling set
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Self-absorbed trust fund
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Self-centered candlestick maker
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Self-absorbed trust fund
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Self-centered candlestick maker
  08/14/13
whatever
Self-absorbed trust fund
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
supple plaza
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
spruce filthy hall
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
cobalt mewling milk
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
lol
Odious giraffe wagecucks
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
180
comical nudist becky kitchen
  08/14/13
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violent water buffalo lettuce
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
cobalt mewling milk
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
180 hell
  08/14/13
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180 hell
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Self-absorbed trust fund
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
comical nudist becky kitchen
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Self-absorbed trust fund
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
comical nudist becky kitchen
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Self-centered candlestick maker
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Self-centered candlestick maker
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Self-absorbed trust fund
  08/14/13
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Ultramarine talented step-uncle's house roast beef
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Odious giraffe wagecucks
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
cyan gaping
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
zippy sooty sandwich messiness
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
comical nudist becky kitchen
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Self-absorbed trust fund
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
comical nudist becky kitchen
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
spruce filthy hall
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Self-absorbed trust fund
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
comical nudist becky kitchen
  08/14/13
165
Sexy salmon space ratface
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
lmao
Self-centered candlestick maker
  08/14/13
...
insecure school
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
coiffed fragrant coffee pot
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Self-absorbed trust fund
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Splenetic Trip Factory Reset Button
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug
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180 hell
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Self-absorbed trust fund
  08/14/13
Pics?
sepia national security agency
  08/14/13
link?
mentally impaired pervert crotch
  08/17/13
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Soggy Center Shitlib
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Ruddy idea he suggested
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Azure boiling water
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
spruce filthy hall
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Olive parlor
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Self-absorbed trust fund
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Mauve lodge
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Self-absorbed trust fund
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Mauve lodge
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Self-absorbed trust fund
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Mauve lodge
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Self-absorbed trust fund
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
cowardly boyish public bath
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Mauve lodge
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Nofapping galvanic death wish goyim
  08/14/13
Underrated
Sexy salmon space ratface
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Walnut metal clown
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
cowardly boyish public bath
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Nofapping galvanic death wish goyim
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Effete electric furnace field
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
spruce filthy hall
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Slippery Honey-headed Stead Jap
  08/14/13
lol
Frisky Frum Voyeur Sneaky Criminal
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Slippery Honey-headed Stead Jap
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Frisky Frum Voyeur Sneaky Criminal
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Slippery Honey-headed Stead Jap
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
cowardly boyish public bath
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Beady-eyed Useless Mad Cow Disease
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Bearded Black Woman
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
appetizing shrine queen of the night
  08/14/13
180
Razzmatazz fortuitous meteor indian lodge
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Frisky Frum Voyeur Sneaky Criminal
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Pink New Version Meetinghouse
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Frisky Frum Voyeur Sneaky Criminal
  08/14/13
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provocative theater stage degenerate
  08/14/13
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mischievous bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
180
Mauve lodge
  08/14/13
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Nofapping galvanic death wish goyim
  08/15/13
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Olive parlor
  08/17/13
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Chocolate Flickering Mad-dog Skullcap
  09/11/13
Lmao
buff disgusting tanning salon sex offender
  06/07/17
...
Arousing Church
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Brilliant Sweet Tailpipe Faggot Firefighter
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
provocative theater stage degenerate
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
misunderstood wonderful brethren boistinker
  08/14/13
lol
Mauve lodge
  08/14/13
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electric community account
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Emerald Impertinent International Law Enforcement Agency Dog Poop
  08/14/13
180
Tripping internal respiration nowag
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Harsh Excitant Orchestra Pit Cuckoldry
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Deranged philosopher-king organic girlfriend
  08/17/13
poignant
motley purple native
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Curious azn
  08/17/13
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provocative theater stage degenerate
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Chocolate Flickering Mad-dog Skullcap
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
coral stirring point mediation
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Effete electric furnace field
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
magenta mind-boggling trump supporter
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
mildly autistic business firm kitty
  12/28/13
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Judgmental vermilion base cuck
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
flushed people who are hurt
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
thriller range
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Fighting amethyst state associate
  03/10/14
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Unholy locale cumskin
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
dashing station circlehead
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snowy titillating house liquid oxygen
  01/19/16
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Pink New Version Meetinghouse
  10/25/17
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mentally impaired pervert crotch
  11/29/15
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mentally impaired pervert crotch
  12/23/15
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Unholy locale cumskin
  01/05/16
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mentally impaired pervert crotch
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Cerebral fantasy-prone principal's office round eye
  06/07/17
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snowy titillating house liquid oxygen
  09/22/17
...
Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
geriatric foreskin mother
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
hyperventilating passionate chapel psychic
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
geriatric foreskin mother
  07/18/18
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Wine stimulating immigrant
  04/30/19
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mentally impaired pervert crotch
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mentally impaired pervert crotch
  06/23/20
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Soul-stirring library
  07/11/20
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Wine stimulating immigrant
  12/16/21
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Wine stimulating immigrant
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Soggy Center Shitlib

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Self-centered candlestick maker

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: silver home telephone

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: magenta mind-boggling trump supporter

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Unholy locale cumskin

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Vivacious Fuchsia Casino



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Nibblets

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Walnut metal clown



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: aqua razzle-dazzle mood hunting ground



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Exhilarant french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: elite startling rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: comical nudist becky kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: heady school cafeteria tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Cocky patrolman pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Flirting aphrodisiac affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Arousing Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: irradiated boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Flirting aphrodisiac affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Impressive keepsake machete tattoo

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Apoplectic party of the first part senate

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Soggy Center Shitlib

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: mentally impaired pervert crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Cocky patrolman pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: mentally impaired pervert crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Impressive keepsake machete tattoo

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Abnormal Very Tactful Heaven Wrinkle

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Self-centered candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Flesh Racy Institution Windowlicker

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Self-absorbed trust fund

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Soggy Center Shitlib

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: comical nudist becky kitchen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Histrionic nursing home idiot

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Indigo box office

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Frisky Frum Voyeur Sneaky Criminal

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Pink New Version Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Walnut metal clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Wine stimulating immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: heady school cafeteria tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Arousing Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: cobalt mewling milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Self-centered candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: cobalt mewling milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Apoplectic party of the first part senate

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: cobalt mewling milk

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Self-absorbed trust fund

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: spruce filthy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Cocky patrolman pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Cocky patrolman pocket flask

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Self-centered candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Self-centered candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Self-centered candlestick maker

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Self-absorbed trust fund

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: lavender brunch

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Apoplectic party of the first part senate

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Nubile poppy selfie

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Soggy Center Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Odious giraffe wagecucks

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Bateful corn cake dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Pink New Version Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Unholy locale cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: aqua razzle-dazzle mood hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Nubile poppy selfie

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: spruce filthy hall

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: spruce filthy hall

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: orange market

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: cobalt mewling milk

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Self-absorbed trust fund

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: spruce filthy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: dashing station circlehead

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Contagious Bat Shit Crazy Gay Wizard Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: cobalt mewling milk

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: domesticated university halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Self-absorbed trust fund

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: spruce filthy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: coral stirring point mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: coral stirring point mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Wine stimulating immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Self-absorbed trust fund

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: spruce filthy hall

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Self-absorbed trust fund

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: spruce filthy hall

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Bearded Black Woman

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: swashbuckling set

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Self-absorbed trust fund

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Flesh Racy Institution Windowlicker

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Self-absorbed trust fund

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Flesh Racy Institution Windowlicker

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Self-absorbed trust fund

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: comical nudist becky kitchen

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: balding ticket booth indirect expression

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: brass aromatic church building weed whacker

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: spruce filthy hall

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Self-absorbed trust fund

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: swashbuckling set

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Bearded Black Woman

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Self-absorbed trust fund

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: insecure school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: swashbuckling set

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Self-absorbed trust fund

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: swashbuckling set

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Self-absorbed trust fund

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: swashbuckling set

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Self-absorbed trust fund

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: swashbuckling set

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Self-absorbed trust fund

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: swashbuckling set

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Self-absorbed trust fund

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: swashbuckling set

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Self-absorbed trust fund

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Self-centered candlestick maker

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Self-absorbed trust fund

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Self-centered candlestick maker

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Self-absorbed trust fund

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: supple plaza

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: spruce filthy hall

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: cobalt mewling milk

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Odious giraffe wagecucks

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: comical nudist becky kitchen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: violent water buffalo lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: cobalt mewling milk

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: 180 hell

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: 180 hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Self-absorbed trust fund

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: comical nudist becky kitchen

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Self-absorbed trust fund

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: comical nudist becky kitchen

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Self-centered candlestick maker

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Self-centered candlestick maker

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Self-absorbed trust fund

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Ultramarine talented step-uncle's house roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Odious giraffe wagecucks

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: cyan gaping

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: zippy sooty sandwich messiness

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: comical nudist becky kitchen

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Self-absorbed trust fund

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: comical nudist becky kitchen

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: spruce filthy hall

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Self-absorbed trust fund

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: comical nudist becky kitchen

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Sexy salmon space ratface

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Self-centered candlestick maker

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: insecure school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: coiffed fragrant coffee pot

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Self-absorbed trust fund

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Splenetic Trip Factory Reset Button

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: 180 hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Self-absorbed trust fund

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: sepia national security agency

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: mentally impaired pervert crotch

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Soggy Center Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Ruddy idea he suggested

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Azure boiling water

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: spruce filthy hall

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Olive parlor

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Self-absorbed trust fund

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Mauve lodge

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Self-absorbed trust fund

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Mauve lodge

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Self-absorbed trust fund

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Mauve lodge

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Self-absorbed trust fund

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: cowardly boyish public bath

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Mauve lodge

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Nofapping galvanic death wish goyim

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Sexy salmon space ratface

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Walnut metal clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: cowardly boyish public bath

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Nofapping galvanic death wish goyim

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Effete electric furnace field

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: spruce filthy hall

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Slippery Honey-headed Stead Jap

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Frisky Frum Voyeur Sneaky Criminal

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Slippery Honey-headed Stead Jap

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Frisky Frum Voyeur Sneaky Criminal

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Slippery Honey-headed Stead Jap

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: cowardly boyish public bath

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Useless Mad Cow Disease

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Bearded Black Woman

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: appetizing shrine queen of the night

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fortuitous meteor indian lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Frisky Frum Voyeur Sneaky Criminal

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Pink New Version Meetinghouse

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Frisky Frum Voyeur Sneaky Criminal

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: provocative theater stage degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: mischievous bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Mauve lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Nofapping galvanic death wish goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Olive parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Chocolate Flickering Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: buff disgusting tanning salon sex offender

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Arousing Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Brilliant Sweet Tailpipe Faggot Firefighter

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: provocative theater stage degenerate

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: misunderstood wonderful brethren boistinker

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Mauve lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: electric community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Emerald Impertinent International Law Enforcement Agency Dog Poop

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Tripping internal respiration nowag

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Harsh Excitant Orchestra Pit Cuckoldry

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Deranged philosopher-king organic girlfriend

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: motley purple native

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Curious azn

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: provocative theater stage degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Chocolate Flickering Mad-dog Skullcap

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: coral stirring point mediation

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Effete electric furnace field

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: magenta mind-boggling trump supporter

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: mildly autistic business firm kitty

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Judgmental vermilion base cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: flushed people who are hurt

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: thriller range

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Fighting amethyst state associate

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Unholy locale cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: dashing station circlehead

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: snowy titillating house liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Pink New Version Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: mentally impaired pervert crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: mentally impaired pervert crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Unholy locale cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: mentally impaired pervert crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Cerebral fantasy-prone principal's office round eye

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: snowy titillating house liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Amber razzle main people antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: geriatric foreskin mother

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: hyperventilating passionate chapel psychic

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: geriatric foreskin mother

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Wine stimulating immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: mentally impaired pervert crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: mentally impaired pervert crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Soul-stirring library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Wine stimulating immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Wine stimulating immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id.#44198924)