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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
cerebral crystalline french chef
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
Disgusting brindle windowlicker corner
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
charismatic wild queen of the night
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
Territorial dilemma
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
Disgusting brindle windowlicker corner
  11/12/24
wow!
fiercely-loyal mood
  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
supple home boistinker
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
Pea-brained office
  11/12/24
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Disgusting brindle windowlicker corner
  11/12/24
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Greedy school
  11/12/24
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fiercely-loyal mood
  11/12/24
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Territorial dilemma
  11/12/24
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floppy church building kitty cat
  06/08/25
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Honey-headed razzle-dazzle philosopher-king people who are hurt
  06/08/25
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Insanely creepy forum
  06/08/25
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Chrome laughsome stock car
  06/08/25
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fiercely-loyal mood
  06/08/25
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drab galvanic shitlib garrison
  06/27/25
Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
Greedy school
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
Disgusting brindle windowlicker corner
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
Spectacular senate
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
Soul-stirring Snowy Crackhouse
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
charismatic wild queen of the night
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
sticky patrolman
  11/12/24
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Insanely creepy forum
  06/08/25
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Chrome laughsome stock car
  06/08/25
Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
Arousing shivering regret station
  11/12/24
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fiercely-loyal mood
  11/12/24
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diverse jew toilet seat
  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
Hairraiser Godawful Range
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
fiercely-loyal mood
  11/12/24
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fiercely-loyal mood
  06/08/25
That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
razzle hospital
  06/08/25
Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
Honey-headed razzle-dazzle philosopher-king people who are hurt
  06/08/25
Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
House-broken Blathering Bawdyhouse Gunner
  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
Honey-headed razzle-dazzle philosopher-king people who are hurt
  06/08/25
three persons, one substance, one God.
Disgusting brindle windowlicker corner
  06/08/25
Damning.
pontificating athletic conference school cafeteria
  06/08/25


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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: cerebral crystalline french chef

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Disgusting brindle windowlicker corner

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: charismatic wild queen of the night

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: Territorial dilemma

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: Disgusting brindle windowlicker corner

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal mood

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: supple home boistinker

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Pea-brained office

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Disgusting brindle windowlicker corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: Greedy school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Territorial dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: floppy church building kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: Honey-headed razzle-dazzle philosopher-king people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Insanely creepy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Chrome laughsome stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996474)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: drab galvanic shitlib garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#49055425)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Greedy school

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Disgusting brindle windowlicker corner

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Spectacular senate

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Snowy Crackhouse

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: charismatic wild queen of the night

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: sticky patrolman

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Insanely creepy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Chrome laughsome stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: Arousing shivering regret station

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: diverse jew toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: Hairraiser Godawful Range

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal mood

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: razzle hospital

That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Honey-headed razzle-dazzle philosopher-king people who are hurt

Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: House-broken Blathering Bawdyhouse Gunner

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Honey-headed razzle-dazzle philosopher-king people who are hurt

(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Disgusting brindle windowlicker corner

three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: pontificating athletic conference school cafeteria

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996493)