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Was/is anyone here an HONEST biller in biglaw?

i turned off my timer if I was just chatting with coworkers,...
glittery crusty kitchen
  05/22/25
Look at this fucking nerd using a timer
:;:;:::;:;;:::;;:::;:;:;;:;;:
  05/23/25
230 with no fluff is fucking insane. I routinely billed 200 ...
barnabyjones
  05/23/25
lol @ any "man" even using a timer, let alone turn...
dashing idiot roommate
  05/22/25
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sooty den cumskin
  05/22/25
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hairraiser locale
  05/22/25
When I was above 200 my bills were most honest.
Floppy walnut black woman indian lodge
  05/22/25
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razzle-dazzle therapy
  05/22/25
I bill only for time where I'm 100% engaged, doing my best a...
Lake Elastic Band Dilemma
  05/22/25
Partner: Please see me
Floppy walnut black woman indian lodge
  05/22/25
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razzle-dazzle therapy
  05/22/25
I am the partner. That's what's so insane about this.
Lake Elastic Band Dilemma
  05/22/25
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sooty den cumskin
  05/22/25
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cannon
  05/23/25
the internal moral stress of retaining honesty is a large re...
milky filthpig
  05/22/25
why bother retaining honesty? the whole thing is fraud
barnabyjones
  05/23/25
On average probably padded 15 %. Consider it your “tip...
Supple cocky pocket flask
  05/22/25
18% is now normal and many biglaw firms are suggesting 20% o...
sooty den cumskin
  05/22/25
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Supple cocky pocket flask
  05/22/25
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cerise razzle rigpig
  05/22/25
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Pierbattista Pizzaballa
  05/23/25
My favorite story is still that Sidley associate who wrote a...
Floppy walnut black woman indian lodge
  05/22/25
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dashing idiot roommate
  05/22/25
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At-the-ready Tripping Trailer Park
  05/22/25
Any time I've been honest I've been passed up or fired Wh...
At-the-ready Tripping Trailer Park
  05/22/25
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deranged friendly grandma heaven
  05/22/25
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sooty den cumskin
  05/22/25
what happens when the truth comes out later?
glittery crusty kitchen
  05/22/25
Never does imo It's all a big ponzi scheme and everyone e...
At-the-ready Tripping Trailer Park
  05/22/25
people who make it see the truth immediately, xo autistd and...
rape laserdisc
  05/23/25
I’m more of a look at my sent inbox and estimate type ...
Ungodly Lay Queen Of The Night
  05/22/25
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cannon
  05/23/25
While I would bill more than my actual time frequently, I ne...
vibrant double fault church
  05/22/25
(superstar biglawyer)
Mahogany school becky
  05/22/25
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rape laserdisc
  05/23/25
self preservation through mental gymnastics we're all good ...
sealclubber
  05/23/25
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glittery crusty kitchen
  05/22/25
If someone makes $15 an hour at McDonalds, you don't get to ...
Domesticated sadistic weed whacker
  05/22/25
>Similarly, when you get an email on your blackberry at 1...
dashing idiot roommate
  05/22/25
For a single email id do like a 0.3 or 0.4 but if you're ans...
Domesticated sadistic weed whacker
  05/22/25
wait why cant they mop the floor when orders get slow
Wonderful Property Juggernaut
  05/22/25
When its super slow, they should. When its just a short ...
Domesticated sadistic weed whacker
  05/22/25
im all for workers rights but i dont think mickey d's employ...
Wonderful Property Juggernaut
  05/22/25
...
Pierbattista Pizzaballa
  05/23/25
this guy gets it
barnabyjones
  05/23/25
I bill mainly based upon the value of my work product to the...
dark frisky parlor
  05/22/25
(Wachtel)
Pierbattista Pizzaballa
  05/23/25
Why would anyone be honest when you can inflate your hours b...
....,,....,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.......,.,.,.,.,..,.
  05/23/25
The thing most non-Jewish juniors don’t understand is ...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  05/23/25
Real talk: the people who get "caught" are overbil...
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  05/23/25
I once had to bill more than 24 hours in a day, because our ...
.,.,.,.,.,.,,,,,,,........;.,.,.;
  05/23/25
I massively underbill by a few hundred hours a year, often t...
Fuck XII
  05/23/25
lol
:;:;:::;:;;:::;;:::;:;:;;:;;:
  05/23/25
At my V5 prestigious elite M&A MFH shop at which I was c...
:;:;:::;:;;:::;;:::;:;:;;:;;:
  05/23/25
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.,.,.,.,.,.,,,,,,,........;.,.,.;
  05/23/25
The first thing my biglaw partner told me on day 1 is that y...
.,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,....,:,..;,..,
  05/23/25
I'm not even joking when I say that it's rare and heartwarmi...
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  05/23/25
Wasn't this the premise for Jim Carrey's Liar Liar?
Judas Jones
  05/23/25


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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: glittery crusty kitchen

i turned off my timer if I was just chatting with coworkers, browsing the internet for personal stuff, using the restroom.

also, if I accidentally left my timer running when I wasn't working, I subtracted the excess time based on my rough estimate.

under this system, the most i ever billed in a month was 230, and that was absolutely hellish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953664)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: :;:;:::;:;;:::;;:::;:;:;;:;;:


Look at this fucking nerd using a timer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955796)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: barnabyjones

230 with no fluff is fucking insane. I routinely billed 200 a month but actually workd like a hundred or so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48956128)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: dashing idiot roommate

lol @ any "man" even using a timer, let alone turning it off. are u a fempoaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953677)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: sooty den cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953775)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: hairraiser locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953683)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Floppy walnut black woman indian lodge

When I was above 200 my bills were most honest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953693)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953696)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Lake Elastic Band Dilemma

I bill only for time where I'm 100% engaged, doing my best and adding value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953697)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Floppy walnut black woman indian lodge

Partner: Please see me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953711)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953719)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Lake Elastic Band Dilemma

I am the partner. That's what's so insane about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: sooty den cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953776)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: cannon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48956167)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: milky filthpig

the internal moral stress of retaining honesty is a large reason why I left biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953704)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: barnabyjones

why bother retaining honesty? the whole thing is fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48956129)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Supple cocky pocket flask

On average probably padded 15 %. Consider it your “tip” for your services.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953725)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: sooty den cumskin

18% is now normal and many biglaw firms are suggesting 20% or even 22%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953779)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Supple cocky pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953815)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: cerise razzle rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953820)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Pierbattista Pizzaballa



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955678)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Floppy walnut black woman indian lodge

My favorite story is still that Sidley associate who wrote an essay admitting to billing fraud and Sidley was like, “we checked and everything looked good to us. Here’s a ten percent rebate.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953784)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: dashing idiot roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953787)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: At-the-ready Tripping Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953844)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: At-the-ready Tripping Trailer Park

Any time I've been honest I've been passed up or fired

When applying I'd give honest solid resumes all passed up

Then I lie even a little bit and they all bite

I tell clients realistic timetables that are still aggressive but reasonable passed or fired eventually

Now I straight up lie

Employment is a satanic system built around forcing u to lie cheat and steal in some sick humiliation ritual

Few ever see the truth about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953813)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: deranged friendly grandma heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953819)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: sooty den cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953828)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: glittery crusty kitchen

what happens when the truth comes out later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48954139)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: At-the-ready Tripping Trailer Park

Never does imo

It's all a big ponzi scheme and everyone else is in on it trying not to be caught

Seems like u only get "caught" if u step out of line politically (call out jews etc) or are bottom of the barrel and are essentially a Aztec pyramid blood sacrifice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48954150)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: rape laserdisc (gunneratttt)

people who make it see the truth immediately, xo autistd and women struggle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955867)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Ungodly Lay Queen Of The Night

I’m more of a look at my sent inbox and estimate type of bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48954460)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: cannon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48956169)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: vibrant double fault church

While I would bill more than my actual time frequently, I never billed for more than the "value" of my work product. So yes I was honest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48954471)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Mahogany school becky

(superstar biglawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48954578)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: rape laserdisc (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955868)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: sealclubber

self preservation through mental gymnastics

we're all good people, right? especially me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48956161)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: glittery crusty kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48954529)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Domesticated sadistic weed whacker

If someone makes $15 an hour at McDonalds, you don't get to dock their pay because when the orders got slow, they chatted with their cowrker rather than mopped the floor.

The same thing applies to law. You take the time you were at work, working, and you divide proportionally.

It's not natural for a person to read 500 pages of bonds without a break - in fact most research says you need to take periodic breaks for your mind to regenerate.

YOu shouldn't "pause your timer" after draftig some document because you're taking a lap to the water cooler or checking Facebook for a bit because you can't rewrite Section 13.6 e.

Similarly, when you get an email on your blackberry at 11 pm, and it takes you 3 minutes to respond - that's not billed as a 0.05 hour. You had to be on call to check for that email, then you lost the momentum from your evening, you're going to think about that email for 10 minutes after, and the deal will be in your head for whatever else you were planning on doing that night.

My point being that whenever your brain is required to be in "work mode" - someone should be paying for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955165)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: dashing idiot roommate

>Similarly, when you get an email on your blackberry at 11 pm, and it takes you 3 minutes to respond - that's not billed as a 0.05 hour. You had to be on call to check for that email, then you lost the momentum from your evening, you're going to think about that email for 10 minutes after, and the deal will be in your head for whatever else you were planning on doing that night.

so what do you bill for that? 1.25 to me makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955247)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 10:31 PM
Author: Domesticated sadistic weed whacker

For a single email id do like a 0.3 or 0.4 but if you're answering multiple hours then i feel like the entire time is fair game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955262)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: Wonderful Property Juggernaut

wait why cant they mop the floor when orders get slow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955265)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Domesticated sadistic weed whacker

When its super slow, they should.

When its just a short break, people would quit if they were expected to be fully working 100% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955278)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Wonderful Property Juggernaut

im all for workers rights but i dont think mickey d's employees can actually quit. thats mickey d's whole business model.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955287)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 6:28 AM
Author: Pierbattista Pizzaballa



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955680)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: barnabyjones

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48956141)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: dark frisky parlor

I bill mainly based upon the value of my work product to the client. If I work hard on something but don't end up with a product that helps the client very much then I will actually underbill for my hours spent. Usually the product is good, though, and then I'm pretty fucking loose in my billing. Me and everyone else I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955307)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 6:28 AM
Author: Pierbattista Pizzaballa

(Wachtel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955681)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 7:31 AM
Author: ....,,....,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.......,.,.,.,.,..,.


Why would anyone be honest when you can inflate your hours by 50% without drawing suspicion? 1500 gets you fired, 2250 gets you a bonus. The only people who ever get caught do colossally stupid shit like bill more than 24 hours in a day, bill for work that was never done, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955722)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


The thing most non-Jewish juniors don’t understand is that the firm WANTS you to inflate your bill by 50%. Incentives are entirely aligned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955798)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

Real talk: the people who get "caught" are overbilling by 200-500%, not flame. It's like the young woman who spends too long with one foot out the door, or the dude with developing mental illness who's unable to do more than an hour or two of work a couple times a week. And they're ID'd for qualitative reasons, not the billing itself, which is often a straight-up pretext to expedite getting rid of the person.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955831)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,,,,,,,........;.,.,.; ( )


I once had to bill more than 24 hours in a day, because our faggy billing system automatically populated 8 hours on holidays. I think this was for the benefit of the hourly employees, but it carried over for salaried lawyers too. Anyway, I ended up working an 18 hour day on Thanksgiving, which the system wouldn't accept. Getting that sorted with the billing system retard was a nightmare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48956150)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: Fuck XII

I massively underbill by a few hundred hours a year, often to the benefit of nobody (lots of contingency matters).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955792)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: :;:;:::;:;;:::;;:::;:;:;;:;;:


lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955794)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: :;:;:::;:;;:::;;:::;:;:;;:;;:


At my V5 prestigious elite M&A MFH shop at which I was considered a top associate we had a universal understanding on asshole taxes for work that came in Friday afternoon with a “don’t kill your self on this, Monday AM is fine for a markup”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955799)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,,,,,,,........;.,.,.; ( )




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48956165)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,....,:,..;,..,


The first thing my biglaw partner told me on day 1 is that you never log anything less than a 0.4 even if you spend 30 seconds on it because whatever you’re doing is taking you away from something else you could be doing and billing for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955837)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

I'm not even joking when I say that it's rare and heartwarming to hear about a partner looking out for a young person like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955848)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: Judas Jones

Wasn't this the premise for Jim Carrey's Liar Liar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48956178)