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I PROMOTE THE ASSASSINATION OF ANYONE INVOLVED IN PRIVATE EQUITY

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Submissive jet corner
  05/26/25
as a PE employee, i agree, but dont shoot me
Adventurous Bipolar Mad-dog Skullcap
  05/26/25
We do a lot of lending to PE firms and in turn are owned by ...
Know-it-all Box Office Turdskin
  05/26/25
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Adventurous Bipolar Mad-dog Skullcap
  05/26/25
I work at a PE owned asset manager who in turn has an altern...
Know-it-all Box Office Turdskin
  05/26/25
Normally its the lender that owns the PE fund in my view.
Adventurous Bipolar Mad-dog Skullcap
  05/26/25
It’s all variations on the basic theme of sticking you...
Self-absorbed maize den nowag
  05/26/25
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Submissive jet corner
  05/26/25
We are an asset manager that is 20x bigger than the lending ...
Know-it-all Box Office Turdskin
  05/27/25
What’s Schwarzman like outside the office?
Cracking bawdyhouse
  05/27/25
What about employees whose companies get bought out by PE? T...
maniacal rehab
  05/26/25
all against the wall and into the pit
Submissive jet corner
  05/26/25
But think of the middle market pesticide companies that got ...
Cracking bawdyhouse
  05/26/25
Who's gonna buy these hyperlocal raw honey companies and exp...
Submissive jet corner
  05/26/25
People hate private equity for some reason. I think it's bec...
Arrogant international law enforcement agency
  05/26/25
PE is much more focused on short term "Gains" that...
Adventurous Bipolar Mad-dog Skullcap
  05/26/25
PE is just extreme about everything. Sometimes employees at ...
Burgundy Coiffed Ratface
  05/26/25
"Oddly enough it’s the more senior people that en...
Adventurous Bipolar Mad-dog Skullcap
  05/27/25
and the public. especially when PE raeps shit like healthcar...
Arousing round eye faggot firefighter
  05/26/25
They pump and dump a company, selling off and outsourcing ev...
awkward property roommate
  05/26/25
wast there a poaster who fuckd his dead mom?
Adventurous Bipolar Mad-dog Skullcap
  05/27/25
Many such cases
awkward property roommate
  05/27/25
how about colt tp
haunting misunderstood milk
  05/26/25
It’s not a fate id necessarily spare them from
awkward property roommate
  05/26/25
mods need to do something abt the antisemitism here
contagious piazza
  05/27/25
But then how would ugly jews like MPA and ARE reptile be abl...
Passionate lemon circlehead
  05/27/25
MPA is Italian-Catholic or something, I'm almost sure of thi...
Massive Puce Preventive Strike
  05/27/25


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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: Submissive jet corner



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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:16 AM
Author: Adventurous Bipolar Mad-dog Skullcap

as a PE employee, i agree, but dont shoot me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48962074)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Know-it-all Box Office Turdskin

We do a lot of lending to PE firms and in turn are owned by them. It's a hilarious circle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48962081)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: Adventurous Bipolar Mad-dog Skullcap

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Date: May 26th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Know-it-all Box Office Turdskin

I work at a PE owned asset manager who in turn has an alternative lending business that lends to PE players including operating subs of our own PE owners. It's kind of hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48962468)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Adventurous Bipolar Mad-dog Skullcap

Normally its the lender that owns the PE fund in my view.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48962516)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Self-absorbed maize den nowag

It’s all variations on the basic theme of sticking your own penis in your asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48962519)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Submissive jet corner



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Date: May 27th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Know-it-all Box Office Turdskin

We are an asset manager that is 20x bigger than the lending arm of the business which is turn is probably 20x bigger than any of our PE funds. The alts lending business has been shitty the last couple years.... The asset management business itself is booming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48965295)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Cracking bawdyhouse

What’s Schwarzman like outside the office?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48966152)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:22 AM
Author: maniacal rehab

What about employees whose companies get bought out by PE? Them too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48962088)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Submissive jet corner

all against the wall and into the pit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48962097)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Cracking bawdyhouse

But think of the middle market pesticide companies that got rolled up. Who’s gonna spray my house!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48962270)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: Submissive jet corner

Who's gonna buy these hyperlocal raw honey companies and expose them to 666G!?!?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48963303)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Arrogant international law enforcement agency

People hate private equity for some reason. I think it's because of Clique. The people who go into PE tend to come from the same narrow pipeline. Elite universities, bulge bracket banks, consulting firms. There’s a job interview phenotype that’s real. If you didn’t fit it, you were filtered out before you got in. It feels exclusive in the worst way: not based on ability, but polish. It reminds people of the parts of the "meritocracy" that are fake.

Private equity doesn’t answer to you. It answers to a tight circle of limited partners. It doesn’t have to pretend to care what the customer thinks beyond EBITDA. And that lack of public accountability makes it feel more sinister imho. But really, what the hell is the difference between "private" and "public" equity? Discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48962477)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Adventurous Bipolar Mad-dog Skullcap

PE is much more focused on short term "Gains" that come at the expense of employees rather than actually creating value.

Public companies don't leverage themselves to the hilt in order to increase ROE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48962520)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Burgundy Coiffed Ratface

PE is just extreme about everything. Sometimes employees at portfolio companies who suck end up making a ton. They’d have been middle of the road suckers and PE comes along and suddenly they have a million bucks in the bank. Oddly enough it’s the more senior people that end up getting fucked the hardest often times. They don’t realize they’re given worthless equity to keep some shit comapany afloat that will be sold off in a fire sale in 3 years even though the PE firm knows it’s likely to go that way. These guys otherwise have good credentials and could have been working some chill job making even more instead of busting their asses off for worthless equity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48962985)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:28 AM
Author: Adventurous Bipolar Mad-dog Skullcap

"Oddly enough it’s the more senior people that end up getting fucked the hardest often times. They don’t realize they’re given worthless equity to keep some shit company afloat that will be sold off in a fire sale in 3 years even though the PE firm knows it’s likely to go that way."

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48963927)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Arousing round eye faggot firefighter

and the public. especially when PE raeps shit like healthcare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48963008)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: awkward property roommate

They pump and dump a company, selling off and outsourcing everything possible in the name of short term gains. Then they sell off the shitty husk of what’s left to an even sketchier PE shop that specializes in companies circling the drain.

It’s basically the guys fucking the corpse on the subway, only the corpses are the companies we grew up with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48963477)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:29 AM
Author: Adventurous Bipolar Mad-dog Skullcap

wast there a poaster who fuckd his dead mom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48963929)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: awkward property roommate

Many such cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48964926)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: haunting misunderstood milk

how about colt tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48962661)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: awkward property roommate

It’s not a fate id necessarily spare them from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48963478)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: contagious piazza

mods need to do something abt the antisemitism here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48964943)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Passionate lemon circlehead

But then how would ugly jews like MPA and ARE reptile be able to afford plastic chink action figures and trading cards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48965236)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Massive Puce Preventive Strike

MPA is Italian-Catholic or something, I'm almost sure of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730003&forum_id=2...id.#48965298)