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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
fantasy-prone buff garrison generalized bond
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
multi-colored tanning salon
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
Thirsty Wrinkle
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
multi-colored tanning salon
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Ebony masturbator
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abusive mad-dog skullcap skinny woman
  06/27/25
You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
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vigorous keepsake machete meetinghouse
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Vivacious internal respiration
  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
Green theater stage goal in life
  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
stimulating trump supporter associate
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
cyan up-to-no-good step-uncle's house
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stimulating trump supporter associate
  06/27/25
the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
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Insanely creepy philosopher-king
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glassy locale
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Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
cowardly marvelous pit
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
Beady-eyed twinkling office
  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
adventurous kitty cat
  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
cerebral space
  06/27/25
*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
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I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
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  06/28/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: fantasy-prone buff garrison generalized bond

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: multi-colored tanning salon

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: Thirsty Wrinkle

where restaurants serve texas toast?

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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: multi-colored tanning salon

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Ebony masturbator



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: abusive mad-dog skullcap skinny woman



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: Pontificating brindle indian lodge

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: abusive mad-dog skullcap skinny woman



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: vigorous keepsake machete meetinghouse

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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Vivacious internal respiration



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: Green theater stage goal in life

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: stimulating trump supporter associate

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: cyan up-to-no-good step-uncle's house

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: stimulating trump supporter associate



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: chartreuse love of her life

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Insanely creepy philosopher-king



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: crusty gas station alpha



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac fighting site



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Splenetic red legal warrant



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Milky filthpig faggot firefighter



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Splenetic red legal warrant



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: glassy locale



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: cowardly marvelous pit

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Beady-eyed twinkling office

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: adventurous kitty cat

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: cerebral space

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: magenta idea he suggested crackhouse

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Splenetic red legal warrant



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Ebony masturbator



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: twisted sapphire menage goyim



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Vivacious internal respiration

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49057026)