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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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slap-happy stirring locus police squad
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
charismatic partner
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
slap-happy stirring locus police squad
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
charismatic partner
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
slap-happy stirring locus police squad
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Iridescent Odious Sweet Tailpipe Dingle Berry
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
slap-happy stirring locus police squad
  07/06/25
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Spectacular Sneaky Criminal
  07/06/25
18000000000000
Mildly autistic passionate stage
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Blathering Bonkers Set
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Iridescent Odious Sweet Tailpipe Dingle Berry
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spruce metal crotch nibblets
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Shivering School
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Underhanded Principal's Office
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boyish water buffalo
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razzle party of the first part
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Milky Heaven Ladyboy
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kink-friendly out-of-control spot
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elite pit
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Marvelous legend national
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Misunderstood theatre clown
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Bat-shit-crazy Misanthropic University
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hideous sadistic mexican hairy legs
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Blathering Bonkers Set
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
charismatic partner
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Blathering Bonkers Set
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
slap-happy stirring locus police squad
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Blathering Bonkers Set
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
charismatic partner
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
slap-happy stirring locus police squad
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Blathering Bonkers Set
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
electric home
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Blathering Bonkers Set
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
dashing queen of the night boistinker
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Razzmatazz pistol point
  07/06/25
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hideous sadistic mexican hairy legs
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Shivering School
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
lascivious personal credit line church building
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
mahogany school cafeteria turdskin
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
boyish water buffalo
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Big forum
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
slap-happy stirring locus police squad
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
electric home
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
slap-happy stirring locus police squad
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Big forum
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
electric home
  07/07/25
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Milky Heaven Ladyboy
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Big forum
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
mahogany school cafeteria turdskin
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
electric home
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Milky Heaven Ladyboy
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Big forum
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Milky Heaven Ladyboy
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Big forum
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Milky Heaven Ladyboy
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Big forum
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
Big forum
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Shivering School
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Milky Heaven Ladyboy
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slap-happy stirring locus police squad
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
Gaped histrionic stage
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Blathering Bonkers Set
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Milky Heaven Ladyboy
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slap-happy stirring locus police squad
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
indecent love of her life potus
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Marvelous legend national
  07/11/25
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slap-happy stirring locus police squad
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
hyperventilating meetinghouse
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: slap-happy stirring locus police squad



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: charismatic partner

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: slap-happy stirring locus police squad

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: charismatic partner

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: slap-happy stirring locus police squad

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Iridescent Odious Sweet Tailpipe Dingle Berry

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: slap-happy stirring locus police squad

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Spectacular Sneaky Criminal



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Mildly autistic passionate stage

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Blathering Bonkers Set



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Iridescent Odious Sweet Tailpipe Dingle Berry



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: spruce metal crotch nibblets



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Shivering School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077984)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Underhanded Principal's Office



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: boyish water buffalo



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: razzle party of the first part



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Milky Heaven Ladyboy



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: kink-friendly out-of-control spot



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: elite pit



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Marvelous legend national



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Misunderstood theatre clown



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Misanthropic University



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: hideous sadistic mexican hairy legs



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Blathering Bonkers Set

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: charismatic partner

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Blathering Bonkers Set

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: slap-happy stirring locus police squad

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Blathering Bonkers Set

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: charismatic partner

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: slap-happy stirring locus police squad

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Blathering Bonkers Set

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: electric home

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Blathering Bonkers Set

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: dashing queen of the night boistinker

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pistol point

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: hideous sadistic mexican hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Shivering School

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: lascivious personal credit line church building

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: mahogany school cafeteria turdskin

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: boyish water buffalo

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Big forum

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: slap-happy stirring locus police squad

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: electric home

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: slap-happy stirring locus police squad

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Big forum

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: electric home

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Milky Heaven Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Big forum

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: mahogany school cafeteria turdskin

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: electric home

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Milky Heaven Ladyboy

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Big forum

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Milky Heaven Ladyboy

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Big forum

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Milky Heaven Ladyboy

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Big forum

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Big forum

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Shivering School



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Milky Heaven Ladyboy

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: slap-happy stirring locus police squad



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Gaped histrionic stage

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Blathering Bonkers Set



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Milky Heaven Ladyboy



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: slap-happy stirring locus police squad



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: indecent love of her life potus

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Marvelous legend national

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: slap-happy stirring locus police squad



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: hyperventilating meetinghouse

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49099235)