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Saw two white guys walking around with sun umbrellas today

im glad this is finally catching on. its retarded there's an...
Spruce pit
  07/17/25
this is just a signal for "open to azn pussy advances&q...
Comical Iridescent Giraffe
  07/17/25
this was in san fran where i dont think that needs to be exp...
Spruce pit
  07/17/25
obviously, but why the umbrellas?
low-t bossy fat ankles
  07/17/25
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Spruce pit
  07/17/25
(faggy umbrella tp)
flushed meetinghouse
  07/17/25
it's a shame there's no sun protection for men that isn't se...
Spruce pit
  07/17/25
I have Hair
flushed meetinghouse
  07/17/25
sick brag bro also umbrellas are superior because they co...
Spruce pit
  07/17/25
(Ashy Larry)
flushed meetinghouse
  07/17/25
What the fuck are you babbling about? Wear a hat sunglasses ...
glassy self-absorbed factory reset button
  07/17/25
some us have jobs where you cant dress like a fisherman or c...
Spruce pit
  07/17/25
Stfu you disgusting queer
glassy self-absorbed factory reset button
  07/17/25
heading to a big meeting in a sunshirt and carhartt bucket h...
Spruce pit
  07/17/25
180
ruby soggy kitty locus
  07/17/25
despite being a pale potato nigger i suppose you don't need ...
Spruce pit
  07/17/25
stop sniffing my White balls, faggot
ruby soggy kitty locus
  07/17/25
is that what that poor child said before you molested him yo...
Spruce pit
  07/17/25
weird thing to lie about but I guess it makes sense since yo...
ruby soggy kitty locus
  07/17/25
...
racy naked parlor
  07/17/25
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Unhinged Boyish Feces
  07/17/25
put on one of your black suits and you'll be fine
racy naked parlor
  07/17/25
https://static5.depositphotos.com/1030113/414/i/950/depositp...
sepia dashing nibblets
  07/17/25
...
flushed meetinghouse
  07/17/25
i wear a navy searsucker when i have to suit up in the summe...
Spruce pit
  07/17/25
are you a shirt in the pool guy
Comical Iridescent Giraffe
  07/17/25
no way but i stay under a beach umbrella or whatever the sha...
Spruce pit
  07/17/25
My boyfriends and I strut around with lacy parasols when we'...
indigo vigorous mediation trailer park
  07/17/25
...
Saffron multi-colored love of her life masturbator
  07/17/25
awesome!
Spruce pit
  07/17/25
i'm alright with this on occasion. the UV index was terrible...
Gold Motley Elastic Band Party Of The First Part
  07/17/25
They are called parasols. Umbrellas are for the rain.
Unhinged Boyish Feces
  07/17/25
my family always just calls them umbrellas in english
Spruce pit
  07/17/25


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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Spruce pit

im glad this is finally catching on. its retarded there's any stigma at all for something as common sense as this that most of the world already does. uv index ks out of control yet balding birdshits would rather get skin cancer than cover their head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109283)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Comical Iridescent Giraffe

this is just a signal for "open to azn pussy advances"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109305)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Spruce pit

this was in san fran where i dont think that needs to be explictily signaled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109338)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: low-t bossy fat ankles

obviously, but why the umbrellas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109498)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Spruce pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109514)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: flushed meetinghouse

(faggy umbrella tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109358)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Spruce pit

it's a shame there's no sun protection for men that isn't seen as gay. everyone used to wear brimmed hats because of this. it wasn't purely for looks. unless you can pull off a cowboy hat, any fedora or panama hat comes across as foppish.

i didn't think umbrellas would see adoption before hats. i guess it's the asianification of the us. wasnt long ago that sushi and curry were seen as weird and kinda gay.

anyway, im just glad i have a reason to feel less insecure about my umbrella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109399)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: flushed meetinghouse

I have Hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109408)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Spruce pit

sick brag bro

also umbrellas are superior because they cover your arms too. i have a skincare routine and the sun can ruin it or just be uncomfortable. especially if im using a skin peel or something with bleaching agents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109424)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: flushed meetinghouse

(Ashy Larry)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109441)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: glassy self-absorbed factory reset button

What the fuck are you babbling about? Wear a hat sunglasses and a long sleeve shirt if you have to you stupid fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109417)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Spruce pit

some us have jobs where you cant dress like a fisherman or construction worker, xleetus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109431)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: glassy self-absorbed factory reset button

Stfu you disgusting queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109436)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Spruce pit

heading to a big meeting in a sunshirt and carhartt bucket hat? get fucked hick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109459)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: ruby soggy kitty locus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109434)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Spruce pit

despite being a pale potato nigger i suppose you don't need sun protection if you never leave the house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109460)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: ruby soggy kitty locus

stop sniffing my White balls, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109468)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Spruce pit

is that what that poor child said before you molested him you literal irl sex offender?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109481)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: ruby soggy kitty locus

weird thing to lie about but I guess it makes sense since you team up with trannies to groom kids on discord

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109533)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: racy naked parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109461)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Unhinged Boyish Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109463)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: racy naked parlor

put on one of your black suits and you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109462)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: sepia dashing nibblets

https://static5.depositphotos.com/1030113/414/i/950/depositphotos_4140836-stock-photo-man-with-colorful-umbrella.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109483)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: flushed meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109495)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Spruce pit

i wear a navy searsucker when i have to suit up in the summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109496)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Comical Iridescent Giraffe

are you a shirt in the pool guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109467)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Spruce pit

no way but i stay under a beach umbrella or whatever the shade provider is when im not in the pool.

why are patio umbrellas ok but not walking around umbrellas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109479)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: indigo vigorous mediation trailer park

My boyfriends and I strut around with lacy parasols when we're out daytime sarging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109474)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Saffron multi-colored love of her life masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109542)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Spruce pit

awesome!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109760)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Gold Motley Elastic Band Party Of The First Part

i'm alright with this on occasion. the UV index was terrible this year and if you live in a sunny state you don't ever want to double up on sunburn days. if it's just a single block color and not a lacy panty pattern it's completely fine

sunscreen is vile and unnatural and really should only be worn a few times a year and probably only when you're on a boat or out hiking

i like those chink rice paddy hats but they are completely impractical. i would legit wear a sombrero sometimes and also use it to siesta in public parks if it wasn't de facto illegal to do so now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49109781)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Unhinged Boyish Feces

They are called parasols. Umbrellas are for the rain.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49110078)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Spruce pit

my family always just calls them umbrellas in english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2...id.#49110172)