I ruined my sister in laws wedding
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Date: July 20th, 2025 8:45 PM Author: demanding filthy sound barrier
I was pissed because while my wife was prancing around the fuckin Philadelphia on trollies taking pictures I was stuck with our 5 maniac kids kicking screaming and destroying the hotel.
My sister in law and I don’t get along very well and I particularly don’t like her because she looks like a horse and is built like a linebacker refrigerator.
I started drinking early and during the ceremony I kept standing up and swaying when everyone else was sitting down. My wife was looking at me in horror.
When my sister in law came down the aisle I grabbed the microphone and started singing this song I made up “the horse! Is nasty! Oh she’s galloping down the aisle like a square backed fridge! A horse faced fridge!”
The groom came at me but I do BJJ and I grappled and got him in a hold. The police came and my wife was screaming like a maniac. They basically said if no one got hurt it’s just harassment and they can only take a report.
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
whoooosh?
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Date: July 21st, 2025 8:57 AM Author: Dashing Cobalt Temple Alpha
I kept standing up and swaying when everyone else was sitting down
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
isn't this like the 12th time you've done this in various forms, mostly involving height and prior sexual history?
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
oh. my bad
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