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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
adventurous box office scourge upon the earth
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
domesticated institution jew
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
adventurous box office scourge upon the earth
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
domesticated institution jew
  09/10/24
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Amethyst Point Persian
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Amethyst Point Persian
  09/10/24
Same
dashing insanely creepy bbw
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Amethyst Point Persian
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
adventurous box office scourge upon the earth
  09/10/24
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Amethyst Point Persian
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
adventurous box office scourge upon the earth
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domesticated institution jew
  09/10/24
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self-absorbed hyperventilating hissy fit hall
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Obsidian Odious Gas Station
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
domesticated institution jew
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
Histrionic drunken shrine
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
cerebral kitchen
  09/10/24
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adventurous box office scourge upon the earth
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arousing hateful psychic
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Amethyst Point Persian
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Geriatric Vigorous Jap
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aquamarine sticky native filthpig
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Crimson Thirsty Church
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Crimson Thirsty Church
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
razzmatazz community account
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
adventurous box office scourge upon the earth
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
deranged keepsake machete
  11/26/24
1800000
Stirring legend
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Citrine step-uncle's house
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: adventurous box office scourge upon the earth

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: domesticated institution jew

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: adventurous box office scourge upon the earth

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: domesticated institution jew

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Amethyst Point Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Amethyst Point Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: dashing insanely creepy bbw

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068738)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Amethyst Point Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: adventurous box office scourge upon the earth

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: Amethyst Point Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: adventurous box office scourge upon the earth

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: domesticated institution jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: self-absorbed hyperventilating hissy fit hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Obsidian Odious Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: domesticated institution jew

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: Histrionic drunken shrine

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: cerebral kitchen

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: adventurous box office scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: arousing hateful psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: Amethyst Point Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: Geriatric Vigorous Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: aquamarine sticky native filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: Crimson Thirsty Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: Crimson Thirsty Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: razzmatazz community account

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: adventurous box office scourge upon the earth

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: deranged keepsake machete

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48382253)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Stirring legend

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48232575)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: Citrine step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#49736580)