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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
Stubborn patrolman
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
lascivious transparent jew business firm
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
Cobalt sticky candlestick maker trailer park
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
Disrespectful drab church building
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
lascivious transparent jew business firm
  11/12/24
wow!
dull exciting site headpube
  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
hot zippy famous landscape painting
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
wonderful jade party of the first part old irish cottage
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lascivious transparent jew business firm
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passionate crawly gas station cuckoldry
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dull exciting site headpube
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Disrespectful drab church building
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Maize stirring cuck skinny woman
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Cheese-eating Claret Temple Laser Beams
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Gold sinister box office digit ratio
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Flesh new version
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dull exciting site headpube
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onyx mexican mad cow disease
  06/27/25
Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
passionate crawly gas station cuckoldry
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
lascivious transparent jew business firm
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
Pontificating Vengeful Church
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
Translucent geriatric base
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
Cobalt sticky candlestick maker trailer park
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
Milky Ratface Kitchen
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Gold sinister box office digit ratio
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Flesh new version
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Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
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dull exciting site headpube
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Thriller Ruddy Locus
  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
twinkling hairraiser library
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
dull exciting site headpube
  11/12/24
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dull exciting site headpube
  06/08/25
That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
Deep range pervert
  06/08/25
Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
Cheese-eating Claret Temple Laser Beams
  06/08/25
Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
marvelous orchid abode quadroon
  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
Cheese-eating Claret Temple Laser Beams
  06/08/25
three persons, one substance, one God.
lascivious transparent jew business firm
  06/08/25
Damning.
violet diverse mediation
  06/08/25


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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: Stubborn patrolman

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: lascivious transparent jew business firm

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: Cobalt sticky candlestick maker trailer park

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: Disrespectful drab church building

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: lascivious transparent jew business firm

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: dull exciting site headpube

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: hot zippy famous landscape painting

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: wonderful jade party of the first part old irish cottage

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: lascivious transparent jew business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: passionate crawly gas station cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: dull exciting site headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Disrespectful drab church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: Maize stirring cuck skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Claret Temple Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Gold sinister box office digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Flesh new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: dull exciting site headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996474)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: onyx mexican mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#49055425)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: passionate crawly gas station cuckoldry

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: lascivious transparent jew business firm

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Pontificating Vengeful Church

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Translucent geriatric base

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: Cobalt sticky candlestick maker trailer park

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Milky Ratface Kitchen

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Gold sinister box office digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Flesh new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: Floppy field toilet seat

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: dull exciting site headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: Thriller Ruddy Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: twinkling hairraiser library

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: dull exciting site headpube

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: dull exciting site headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: Deep range pervert

That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Claret Temple Laser Beams

Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: marvelous orchid abode quadroon

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Claret Temple Laser Beams

(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: lascivious transparent jew business firm

three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: violet diverse mediation

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996493)