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What would Tiger be like if he were bad at golf?
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:32 PM Author: Talented philosopher-king He seems relatively intelligent and checks the right boxes, so I could see him as a token high-level corporate exec with an easy/bullshit portfolio (“EVP of Innovation”).
He’d definitely have a white wife, not as hot as Elin, but probably solid for a UMC shrew.
I can’t imagine he’d have a lot of friends, he would still be cheap and unpleasant. The black security guards would say hi to him but secretly think he’s an Urkel/Uncle Tom. |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM Author: gay mind-boggling senate lol he has zero charisma or gravitas. He'd maybe end up managing an Enterprise if he tried getting an office job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786721) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:14 PM Author: Vibrant Coffee Pot Resort this. he is ugly. his personality sucks. he is not a great speaker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786782) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 9:33 PM Author: concupiscible flesh public bath seems like an accountant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49784857) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:40 PM Author: white orchestra pit Second tier city rainmaker, or even office managing, partner at PwC with a portfolio of middle market goods & services distribution/middle-man companies that he sells audit and advisory services to. He’s 15% worse at golf than he is in our universe, which still makes him a standout at his country club (which he wouldn’t have been able to join prior to 1988). The contrast between how he’s treated there by the young businessman golfers and the old boomer biddies causes massive cognitive dissonances that spilled over into THE INCIDENT at the Christmas party a few years ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49784881) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:45 PM Author: concupiscible flesh public bath so he still ends up with a DWI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49784899) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:47 PM Author: Supple up-to-no-good business firm juggernaut Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49784911) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:02 PM Author: white orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49784977) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:56 PM Author: Supple up-to-no-good business firm juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49785048) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:17 PM Author: cerebral main people lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49785999) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:17 PM Author: Supple up-to-no-good business firm juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786002) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:00 PM Author: ungodly histrionic brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786596) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:07 PM Author: Supple up-to-no-good business firm juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786758) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:10 AM Author: 180 tattoo travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49785394) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:16 PM Author: Supple up-to-no-good business firm juggernaut Can’t see this username without LOLing, ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49785988) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:13 AM Author: Aggressive Translucent Stain Set Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49785406) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:16 PM Author: Supple up-to-no-good business firm juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49785989) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:31 PM Author: Talented philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786067) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:32 PM Author: Supple up-to-no-good business firm juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786073) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:17 PM Author: Supple up-to-no-good business firm juggernaut Who would his Anna Kendrick be in that case? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786000) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:19 PM Author: concupiscible flesh public bath some azn 7 who is also an accountant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786008) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:19 PM Author: Supple up-to-no-good business firm juggernaut I understand and wish to continue. 🐯 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786010) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:48 PM Author: white orchestra pit He’s been married to Natalie for 22 years now. Before kids she also worked at PwC in HR. She spent two years post-college in MFH living it up, before moving back to ATL to “be closer to family” which is obviously code for daddy wouldn’t subsidize her rent past her 25th birthday. She reconnected with Tiger, who she’d known in passing as undergrads at UGA for the two years they overlapped, via the country club. She was a Tri Delt and keeps her hair just as blonde and coiffed at 48 as she did at 18. Yoga pants and Pilates. Range Rovers. Golden Retreivers. Three kids in private school. Buckhead home. Litchfield beach house. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786365) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:57 PM Author: Supple up-to-no-good business firm juggernaut 1800000000000000000000000000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786389) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:58 PM Author: Supple up-to-no-good business firm juggernaut wouldn’t subsidize her rent past her 25th birthday tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786392) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:51 PM Author: soul-stirring really tough guy whorehouse Many Such Cases! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786566) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM Author: Supple up-to-no-good business firm juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786722) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:59 PM Author: Supple up-to-no-good business firm juggernaut “Yoga pants and Pilates. Range Rovers. Golden Retreivers.”
Made my day with this part, tyvm |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:19 PM Author: concupiscible flesh public bath are big 4 partners balling that hard? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786474) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:34 PM Author: opaque market puppy Their wives are (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786522) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM Author: Supple up-to-no-good business firm juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786724) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:00 PM Author: white orchestra pit Cr. And our universe Tiger has like a 200 foot Westport yacht. Leveraging his life to the absolute hilt is hardcoded into his DNA. Absolute ancestral memory. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786746) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:03 PM Author: Supple up-to-no-good business firm juggernaut Leveraging his life to the absolute hilt
And
Absolute ancestral memory
IRL involuntary laughter while standing in line at Chipotle, ty for your cyber service |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:16 PM Author: infuriating turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786788) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:31 PM Author: Supple up-to-no-good business firm juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786843) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:21 PM Author: Know-it-all pink cruise ship Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786480) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM Author: Supple up-to-no-good business firm juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786725) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:34 PM Author: Provocative stag film reading party nico harris (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49784858) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:41 PM Author: aromatic sapphire private investor He's too competitive to not be in something like sales. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49784888) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:43 PM Author: fuchsia slimy principal's office I don't think anyone asked for a retarded brown piece of shit to chime in, so fuck off goat nigger. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49784892) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:52 PM Author: soul-stirring really tough guy whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786568) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:16 PM Author: Supple up-to-no-good business firm juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49785995) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:08 AM Author: razzmatazz area voyeur just a big kid who never grew up like that Tom Hanks character (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49785387) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:13 AM Author: Vivacious Sienna Chapel sober (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49785404) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:16 PM Author: Supple up-to-no-good business firm juggernaut Whoa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49785991) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:20 PM Author: Idiotic khaki jewess hell genx (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786011) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:24 PM Author: Supple up-to-no-good business firm juggernaut wtf I love genx now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786036) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:41 PM Author: marvelous beta church candlestick maker Military. There was some article a few years back about how he became obsessed with the Navy SEALs and would train with them in his off time. He apparently talked about leaving golf to try and become one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786104) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:45 PM Author: Supple up-to-no-good business firm juggernaut 180, I’d forgotten about that
Seems like he knows on some level that a structured disciplined existence is what works best for him, but can’t find the consistent motivation to do it |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:21 PM Author: Know-it-all pink cruise ship Haha imagine being like that lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786479) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:07 PM Author: Supple up-to-no-good business firm juggernaut ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786757) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:15 PM Author: Know-it-all pink cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786966) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:01 PM Author: garnet comical indian lodge mad-dog skullcap His dad was a SEAL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786750) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:08 PM Author: Supple up-to-no-good business firm juggernaut The most prestigious tiger woods ancestral heritage discussion board in the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786760) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2026 10:25 AM Author: Lake Self-centered Pit Striped Hyena tiger's ancestry is kinda crazy. his black dad was a quarter chinese and his azn mom a quarter white(dutch iirc) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49788749) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2026 10:19 AM Author: Lake Self-centered Pit Striped Hyena earl woods was an army SFmo aka green beret. tiger wanted to be a SEAL though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49788736) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:01 PM Author: garnet comical indian lodge mad-dog skullcap That's how he got injured, doing fantasy camp SEAL workouts. The SEALs thought he was a dweeb and he wouldn't buy them drinks or dinner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786748) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:09 PM Author: marvelous beta church candlestick maker There is probably an alternate universe where he never does the SEAL workouts and wins 20 majors. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786771) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:30 PM Author: Supple up-to-no-good business firm juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786841) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:15 AM Author: garnet comical indian lodge mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49788604) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:16 PM Author: Vibrant Coffee Pot Resort your forgetting one serious factor - tiger woods is a bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786791) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:00 PM Author: Coiffed den yarmulke bald, ugly, lonely, and talentless... basically CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786398) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:41 PM Author: gay mind-boggling senate Pro eSports player (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786704) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:49 PM Author: Supple up-to-no-good business firm juggernaut 🤯🤯🤯 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786726) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:21 PM Author: Alcoholic Apoplectic Lay he'd run a roofing company and upcharge first-time homeowners on everything fucking thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49786986) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:37 AM Author: topaz swashbuckling internal respiration roast beef Probably less than a lot of poasters ITT seem to think. Dude has no natural people skills. "According to author Armen Keteyian, Woods asked Jordan how to talk to women when they went to clubs. “Michael, to ever-loving credit, goes, ‘You tell them you’re Tiger Woods,’" https://www.latimes.com/sports/story/2021-01-17/tiger-woods-documentary-hbo-takeaways |
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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:41 AM Author: concupiscible flesh public bath lol jordan is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49788660) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2026 10:51 AM Author: Talented philosopher-king He’s a dork but his floor would be pretty high. Being an American-born straight black guy with a 4 year degree who doesn’t make whites uncomfortable is a pretty hard hand to screw up. He’s just the right age too, he would have been plucked from middle to upper management during the great DEI push. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49788793) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2026 10:22 AM Author: Lake Self-centered Pit Striped Hyena military then HS teacher and track/cross country coach who bangs the kids moms and maybe some of the teen girls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49788741) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 6:59 PM Author: cowardly incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49791961) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2026 10:44 PM Author: Vibrant Coffee Pot Resort how are people saying "military"? he is a bitch faggot . his entire life is being coddled and privileged. you think he's gonna relate to Darnell Washington or Essay Chavez in the barracks?
the dude literally got hurt multiple times playing GOLF |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 10:38 AM Author: lemon theater its because by most accounts his father was a hard ass dude who grew up black and poor then had a prestigious military career. tiger is more like his asain mom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49790902) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 10:59 AM Author: Vibrant Coffee Pot Resort "tiger is more like his asain mom."
exactly. like I said he's a bitch |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 10:44 AM Author: razzmatazz area voyeur here in Brussels it is being reported he called 47 from his cellphone just before the cop arrested him-- hopefully the story is false or misleading (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49790919) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:51 PM Author: Lake Self-centered Pit Striped Hyena ? hes like that because he is good at golf.
imo this thread is about what hed be like if he wasnt good at it |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 5:41 PM Author: Vibrant Coffee Pot Resort he's naturally a bitch. you can tell. does anything about him seem tough to you? of course its extreme because of golf privilege you are correct there. He didnt get the tough black qualities and disciplined asain qualities that would make a 180 soldier. Instead he got the soft effiminate asain qualities and the entitled black qualities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2...id.#49791742) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 5:52 PM Author: Lake Self-centered Pit Striped Hyena i agree somewhat.
dont think he'd be the SOF badass he dreamed of becoming but i still see the regular guy version of him at least joining |