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| The Wandering Mercatores | 05/25/25 |
| ChadGPT-5 | 05/25/25 |
| The Wandering Mercatores | 05/25/25 |
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 05/26/25 |
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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:53 PM Author: The Wandering Mercatores (from the Euphrates to the Forum) There is literally not as single “object” that exists in the physical sciences that isn’t just a low res metaphor that works in limited ape-regimes then gets patched over for another 1000 contexts that show up just within limited chimp perception and use cases. Its literally all shit like a chimp was sitting under a tree and a bannana fell on its head so it started “thinking about gravity” and hallucinated some dumb metaphor to count it like fruit. Apes have to be the most retarded animal in the Universe guarantee it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729851&forum_id=2...id.#48961153) |
Date: May 25th, 2025 6:56 PM Author: ChadGPT-5 When you consider that humans will be to AI what apes were to us, now we're really having fun (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729851&forum_id=2...id.#48961156) |
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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:58 PM Author: The Wandering Mercatores (from the Euphrates to the Forum) We are apes but otherwise CR. The correct phrasing is “When AI considers what apes like me used to believe about the future…” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729851&forum_id=2...id.#48961161) |
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Date: May 26th, 2025 12:16 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) Opinion | Evan39
“I Used to Manage a Store. Now I Manage My Tone.”
SeaTTTle, WA — It started with hummu$. It always does.
I asked Kalisha—politely, professionally—if she could rotate breakroom seating with Keisha. Something about airflow.
Something about basic spatial equity. Her response: “Naw.” Then she waddled away mid-chip, activating her federally protected “restroom accommodation” while maintaining full eye contact.
Five minutes later, I was in HR.
Tabitha met me there. Tabitha, whose Big Gulp now doubles as both beverage and gavel. Mid-bite of a double cheeseburger, she gestured toward the “complaint packet” with her pinky. “Evan, do you have any idea how this looks?” she said, crumbs flecking the affidavit.
I do. It looks like judgment from a woman whose Fitbit has defaulted to “Emergency Mode” since 2021.
They’ve accused me of fostering an “anti-thicc culture.” Not harassment. Not retaliation. Just vibes. Tabitha called it “emotional profiling of larger bodies.”
When I tried to explain the fire hazard of them occupying the entire breakroom couch, she raised a greasy palm and whispered, “Friend... tread lightly. These are women of density.” Her eyes flicked toward the ADA manual like a priest clutching the Torah mid-crucifixion.
So I went back to work.
A Karen returned kale. Keisha loudly accused me of microaggressing her Ziploc. Kalisha asked if the store had “plus-sized carts.” I nodded. I said, “Yes, friend. This is fine.”
I spent the rest of the shift alphabetizing almond milks and fantasizing about filing a motion to dismiss the entire store.
But I won’t.
Because I know what happens to men like me. Not in court. In HR.
You don’t win. You adjust. You lower your voice. You become “Of Counsel” to a breakroom tribunal that already passed judgment.
And when Tabitha glares, lips glistening with nacho dust and vengeance, you smile. Because the Mahchine™ doesn’t fire you.
It promotes you. To Witness. To Ghost. To Safety Risk, Tier 3.
Everything is fine. Just fine.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/25/opinion/evan39-safeway-dei.html |
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Date: May 26th, 2025 12:35 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729851&forum_id=2...id.#48962441) |