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Here's a true story about how a short friend of mine got a date
| Massive Penile Appendage | 05/06/26 |
| Nippon Professional Baseball | 05/06/26 |
| Massive Penile Appendage | 05/06/26 |
| Enola str8 | 05/06/26 |
| oomox | 05/06/26 |
| The Redwall Cinematic Universe | 05/06/26 |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:14 AM Author: Massive Penile Appendage (No Future) He's 5'8 and has thinning hair but he makes a lot of money in finance (he's working on a new kind of stock!).
He was texting this girl and she said she wouldn't date him because he's short, and he said, "At least I don't wear lifts."
She didn't know what he meant, so he asked, "Do you have a guy over in your bed right now?" She was sheepish but agreed yeah. So he tells her to go check his shoes and if there's anything removable in there (because lots of guys have an insole or something).
She checks, and he did, and he tells her that means he's short. She gasped and called the police and it was like the movies (they told her to wait outside until they arrived).
Now she wants to go on a date with my friend to reward him. Like she said, "he may not be tall but he won't height-rape me!" |
Date: May 6th, 2026 7:54 AM Author: Nippon Professional Baseball (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864207&forum_id=2...id.#49869095) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: Massive Penile Appendage (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864207&forum_id=2...id.#49870260) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: Enola str8 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864207&forum_id=2...id.#49870312) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: oomox (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864207&forum_id=2...id.#49870316) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 4:48 PM Author: The Redwall Cinematic Universe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864207&forum_id=2...id.#49870317) |