Date: May 13th, 2026 7:43 PM Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"
Buy 2 vending machines. One for drinks and another for snacks. Rent out some shit box office space. Post fake jobs on social media and schedule people for the day for interviews. Leave them in the waiting room with the machines for 20-30 min and suggest a drink or snack while they wait. Then then give them a 15 min interview or have them take a bullshit personality test and tell them you’ll be in touch. Make $200-$300 a day on the machines.
Date: May 13th, 2026 9:46 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
Gotta scale ‘dat hustle, homie. Make it a bodega next to (1) a fake job center, (2) a laundromat, and (3) a “benefits office” that’s just some old desktops with browsers locked to SSA.gov and you’ve got yourself a business.