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bronze kink-friendly lodge boiling water
  06/22/18
Ljl fuck you I quit.
Chestnut very tactful national
  06/22/18
CR friend
bronze kink-friendly lodge boiling water
  06/22/18
Is what I though before saying "Thank, no weekend plans...
Chestnut very tactful national
  06/22/18
Thx for your hard work on this. I'll be out of town that wee...
bronze kink-friendly lodge boiling water
  06/22/18
Fuck you i quit
Chestnut very tactful national
  06/22/18
Unfortunately, as you're no doubt aware from having read the...
Lavender Laughsome Office
  06/22/18
Is my wife linda fucking 11 year old chad students in this s...
Chestnut very tactful national
  06/22/18
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Heady chrome really tough guy
  05/23/25
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mint whorehouse weed whacker
  06/22/18
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Soul-stirring Depressive Bawdyhouse
  06/22/18
client called on Wednesday morning, partner sends you this ...
jet hyperventilating center telephone
  06/22/18
I do this to ppl and it makes me feel like a dick. truth is...
electric sable site
  06/22/18
More like, client lazily-works on item all week. Doesnt fini...
boyish marketing idea
  06/22/18
tbf, I haven't actually heard bandwidth used in a long while...
electric sable site
  06/22/18
I hear both used often
Chestnut very tactful national
  06/22/18
20 MHz
Chartreuse property
  06/22/18
Let's rock and roll. Shoot it over to me; I'm going to call...
Lavender Laughsome Office
  06/22/18
Good God
carnelian razzmatazz giraffe theater
  06/22/18
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Chartreuse property
  06/22/18
Fifty lawyers, in phalanx formation, shout "WILL DO!&qu...
bronze kink-friendly lodge boiling water
  06/22/18
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Lavender Laughsome Office
  06/22/18
(pls move decimal one to right thank)
Lavender Laughsome Office
  06/22/18
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cobalt fighting market
  06/22/18
Guys, sorry, I had to jump off because my flight is taking o...
Lavender Laughsome Office
  06/22/18
I want to thank everyone for a job well done this weekend. ...
Lavender Laughsome Office
  06/25/18
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Heady chrome really tough guy
  05/23/25
i'm renting out some servers in the utah desert. dropbox awa...
irradiated abusive party of the first part
  06/22/18
There’s a lot of hair on this deal, buddy. Lotta hair. We’re...
Contagious Institution
  06/22/18
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Odious Son Of Senegal Parlour
  06/25/18
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seedy public bath pocket flask
  10/05/18
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Arousing adulterous ticket booth
  05/23/25
I have AT&T 1G fiber, so it's pretty good. But the c...
Amethyst windowlicker
  05/23/25
40 Mbps at home.
Well-lubricated location chad
  05/23/25


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Date: June 22nd, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: bronze kink-friendly lodge boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36289245)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: Chestnut very tactful national

Ljl fuck you I quit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36289259)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:39 AM
Author: bronze kink-friendly lodge boiling water

CR friend

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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:46 AM
Author: Chestnut very tactful national

Is what I though before saying "Thank, no weekend plans, happy to be in early Saturday, how do cronuts from Dominique Ansel sound :)!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36289376)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: bronze kink-friendly lodge boiling water

Thx for your hard work on this. I'll be out of town that weekend so I won't see you in the office, but feel free to call if you hit any roadblocks. Cell service is spotty in the Rockies but I'll try to return your call within a few hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36290364)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Chestnut very tactful national

Fuck you i quit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36290443)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Lavender Laughsome Office

Unfortunately, as you're no doubt aware from having read the entrance paperwork, you've entered into a binding, comprehensive whole-life agreement with the Firm and its extended corporate network embedded throughout society. Your informed consent to joining this institution is a matter of clear record. And you of course care about the well-being of your wife, Linda, Age 42, current location: 416 Pine St. (teaching adjunct, St. Elmo's Elementary, M-R, Classroom 12) and your daughter Lauren, Age 7, current location: 14th & Main (1st grade, Pfizer Academy for the Troubled, M-F, Boarding Room A).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36290475)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Chestnut very tactful national

Is my wife linda fucking 11 year old chad students in this situation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36294341)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Heady chrome really tough guy



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: mint whorehouse weed whacker



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Depressive Bawdyhouse



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: jet hyperventilating center telephone

client called on Wednesday morning, partner sends you this at 4:15 Friday afternoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36289364)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:43 AM
Author: electric sable site

I do this to ppl and it makes me feel like a dick. truth is i end up poasting instead of taking the time to write an email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36289370)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: boyish marketing idea

More like, client lazily-works on item all week. Doesnt finish. Kicks it to outside counsel Friday at 5 PM and asks for it to be done by Monday morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36290374)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:42 AM
Author: electric sable site

tbf, I haven't actually heard bandwidth used in a long while. what's your CAPACITY is the new term.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36289365)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:49 AM
Author: Chestnut very tactful national

I hear both used often

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36289380)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:46 AM
Author: Chartreuse property

20 MHz

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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Lavender Laughsome Office

Let's rock and roll. Shoot it over to me; I'm going to call an all-hands for 9 p.m. Eastern which I'll scope for an hour, but then let's do a closed group debrief call at 10 p.m. Eastern with team leads. This is a real fire drill gentlemen--we're going to need to step up, lock this down, and knock it out of the park. I want everyone fully wired in here. I want to hear screaming, bleeding, crying all weekend from each office, blazing lights golden glory against the darkness, my little fireflies, each of you dotting the 47th, 48th, 49th floor of the firm Saturday night, early Sunday morning, Sunday night, early Monday morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36290231)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: carnelian razzmatazz giraffe theater

Good God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36290274)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: Chartreuse property



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: bronze kink-friendly lodge boiling water

Fifty lawyers, in phalanx formation, shout "WILL DO!" before breaking and sliding down firepoles and chutes and slides and ropes to their respective billing stations.

One month later, the client receives a bill for $72,852.20 for "Review and revise Letter of Intent."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36290395)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: Lavender Laughsome Office



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Lavender Laughsome Office

(pls move decimal one to right thank)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36290492)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: cobalt fighting market



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:25 PM
Author: Lavender Laughsome Office

Guys, sorry, I had to jump off because my flight is taking off in a few minutes. I think it makes sense to reconvene at 1130 pm Eastern—we can tie this discussion up; that should also give everyone a few hours to get started on their various assignments so we can get a sense of whether we’re tilling fertile ground or not with this strategy.

John, please send around a dial-in.

Talk in a few. Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36294063)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Lavender Laughsome Office

I want to thank everyone for a job well done this weekend. I just heard back from the client and they are more than pleased. It's a testament to the quality of the team and the capacity of the firm that we are able to so readily answer the bell and come to the mat for our clients, at all hours, across all geographies, under such trying circumstances.

Everyone hit the showers. John and I will join you in a few.

Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36308682)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Heady chrome really tough guy



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: irradiated abusive party of the first part

i'm renting out some servers in the utah desert. dropbox away!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36290241)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: Contagious Institution

There’s a lot of hair on this deal, buddy. Lotta hair. We’re going to have to bring our A-game on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36294172)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: Odious Son Of Senegal Parlour



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Date: October 5th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: seedy public bath pocket flask



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Arousing adulterous ticket booth



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Amethyst windowlicker

I have AT&T 1G fiber, so it's pretty good.

But the client can go fuck himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#48956296)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Well-lubricated location chad

40 Mbps at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#48956365)