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Jumping spider has a regular sleep schedule, sleeps like a lazy bitch

She sleeps for several hours per day in the afternoon until ...
Provocative Pea-brained Cuck Karate
  06/09/22
During all this time she’s plotting against you.
Scarlet Exciting Dysfunction
  06/09/22
She's really active in the morning, just acts all freaked ou...
Provocative Pea-brained Cuck Karate
  06/09/22
cute!! what do spiders look like when they're asleep?
charcoal metal stead people who are hurt
  06/09/22
Motionless. They can be horizontal or vertical, but they pre...
Provocative Pea-brained Cuck Karate
  06/09/22
Describe the decoration? Can you get a picture of the ho...
underhanded razzle-dazzle corner indirect expression
  06/09/22
She hangs up the bodies of dead prey after she eats them. Sh...
Provocative Pea-brained Cuck Karate
  06/10/22
she's soooo cr. i would love to see her trophies if u are a...
charcoal metal stead people who are hurt
  06/10/22
Here she is sleeping vertically in her bed (looking like a f...
Provocative Pea-brained Cuck Karate
  06/10/22
1800000 ty!! she looks cool as fuck and i love her decor....
charcoal metal stead people who are hurt
  06/10/22
ur officially a bbw rancher bc that is a fat ass spider
Swashbuckling Immigrant Site
  06/10/22
This is the angle she uses for Tinder: https://imgur.com/...
Provocative Pea-brained Cuck Karate
  06/10/22
!!! beautiful is that her too???? tinder spiders gonna be s...
charcoal metal stead people who are hurt
  06/10/22
Yep. I opened the front of her terrarium to spritz water in ...
Provocative Pea-brained Cuck Karate
  06/10/22
gorgeous shot!! she's a cutie 🥰 gonna dominate the datin...
charcoal metal stead people who are hurt
  06/10/22
This is hand held in low light shot through plexiglass with ...
Provocative Pea-brained Cuck Karate
  06/10/22
1800000 sadistic artistic spider i'm gonna think about th...
charcoal metal stead people who are hurt
  06/10/22
ty, here are some more pics I grabbed this morning, just bec...
Provocative Pea-brained Cuck Karate
  06/10/22
!! she really is living the life. her place is dope, would ...
charcoal metal stead people who are hurt
  06/10/22
She's looking a little slimmer too. People feed them every 2...
Provocative Pea-brained Cuck Karate
  06/10/22
...
Provocative Pea-brained Cuck Karate
  06/10/22
It genuinely bothers me that some of you own rare spiders fo...
Aquamarine shrine brethren
  06/10/22
jumping spiders aren't rare they're all over the US/world. ...
charcoal metal stead people who are hurt
  06/10/22
Yep. Though I mistakenly thought it was a boy at the time.
Provocative Pea-brained Cuck Karate
  06/10/22
Hey camera geeks, how's that's for flat field focus? Wide op...
Provocative Pea-brained Cuck Karate
  06/10/22
Debating whether to give her a fly tonight or wait until tom...
Provocative Pea-brained Cuck Karate
  06/10/22
you are facilitating this murderous beast...shame on you
carmine slimy center
  06/10/22
Update I let her go a few days after these pics were taken, ...
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  07/15/25
enjoyed this saga while it was going on saved a big ass jum...
dont run libs the crystal wardens see you
  07/15/25
yikes. I still have a terrarium but I'm keeping it open for ...
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  07/15/25
You can tell by the look on its face this fly got fucked up ...
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  07/15/25


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Date: June 9th, 2022 7:55 PM
Author: Provocative Pea-brained Cuck Karate

She sleeps for several hours per day in the afternoon until the evening. She doesn't like being woken up for shit either. I've caught her sleeping in three different places, one time it looked like she might have been suspended by her thread and not just sitting inside a little nest. But when she goes to sleep for her regular afternoon shift she always goes back to her main house behind the cork bark where it's darkest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5127330&forum_id=2...id.#44656842)



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Date: June 9th, 2022 8:01 PM
Author: Scarlet Exciting Dysfunction

During all this time she’s plotting against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5127330&forum_id=2...id.#44656870)



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Date: June 9th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: Provocative Pea-brained Cuck Karate

She's really active in the morning, just acts all freaked out when I come by, but I think it's because she's being hyper at that time of day. She goes out in the sun in the morning, hangs out in the shade around noon, then goes back in her grotto for like 8 hours like a human being. You can tell she's sleeping too because she doesn't react to external movement, only vibration. If you approach the terrarium when she's awake she'll notice you coming from any direction and react. It's weird to be able to sneak up on a spider.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5127330&forum_id=2...id.#44657165)



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Date: June 9th, 2022 8:53 PM
Author: charcoal metal stead people who are hurt

cute!! what do spiders look like when they're asleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5127330&forum_id=2...id.#44657186)



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Date: June 9th, 2022 9:09 PM
Author: Provocative Pea-brained Cuck Karate

Motionless. They can be horizontal or vertical, but they prefer to be suspended in their own webbing vs sleeping on a solid surface. These spiders don't use webs to catch prey but they make little houses with them and even decorate them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5127330&forum_id=2...id.#44657274)



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Date: June 9th, 2022 9:34 PM
Author: underhanded razzle-dazzle corner indirect expression

Describe the decoration?

Can you get a picture of the house?

Can you get a male jumping spider so they can bone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5127330&forum_id=2...id.#44657460)



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Date: June 10th, 2022 12:44 AM
Author: Provocative Pea-brained Cuck Karate

She hangs up the bodies of dead prey after she eats them. She did it with the last two bugs I fed her: spent a good few hours eating them, then hung up the little dessicated bits in her random webby thing she has going at the top of the enclosure. I've read that some jumping spiders use their molted exoskeleton to decorate their webs but this one uses the carcasses of her prey.

I can try to get a pic of the house when there's daylight again, but it's not really visible under normal light. It's thin webbing between a transparent plexiglass panel and a 4 inch piece of bark.

Right now I think I may let her go in a few weeks when I have to go out of town. She can go a long time without food but she needs water, so I would have to ask a neighbor. And honestly I think it's better if she goes out there any finds a mate. If she rejects a male she will eat him, so if I catch another one I'll just put it in the terrarium where I kept this one.

I've also decided against taking lots of pics because she doesn't like the camera lens. It looks like a giant eye so I don't blame her. She's just chilling, looking at me, then this giant eye appears and she runs away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5127330&forum_id=2...id.#44658626)



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Date: June 10th, 2022 12:54 AM
Author: charcoal metal stead people who are hurt

she's soooo cr. i would love to see her trophies if u are able to capture. that's so sick i love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5127330&forum_id=2...id.#44658683)



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Date: June 10th, 2022 1:13 AM
Author: Provocative Pea-brained Cuck Karate

Here she is sleeping vertically in her bed (looking like a fat overfed fuck), and a view of the carcasses dangling near the top. One is kind of hard to see against the leaf. That's not anywhere near where she ate or killed them. She sat on the side panel and ate them for hours without moving and inch, then when I came back the next day they were strung up there like that. There's a little bit of coir fiber strung up there too, which I think she carried up there. I've seen coir fibers in weird places lately.

https://imgur.com/a/ftnpfck

Seriously, she is so fat in that pic compared to when I found her. Her abdomen was barely visible. Now I feel guilty, like I've overindulged her. That may be why she started decorating the place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5127330&forum_id=2...id.#44658786)



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Date: June 10th, 2022 1:33 AM
Author: charcoal metal stead people who are hurt

1800000 ty!!

she looks cool as fuck and i love her decor. lol cr, you're giving her an ez life so she is exploring herself artistically imo. no need to feel guilty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5127330&forum_id=2...id.#44658874)



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Date: June 10th, 2022 9:12 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Immigrant Site

ur officially a bbw rancher bc that is a fat ass spider

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5127330&forum_id=2...id.#44659650)



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Date: June 10th, 2022 1:15 PM
Author: Provocative Pea-brained Cuck Karate

This is the angle she uses for Tinder:

https://imgur.com/a/girI0RE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5127330&forum_id=2...id.#44660910)



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Date: June 10th, 2022 2:33 PM
Author: charcoal metal stead people who are hurt

!!! beautiful is that her too???? tinder spiders gonna be screeding on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5127330&forum_id=2...id.#44661395)



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Date: June 10th, 2022 4:11 PM
Author: Provocative Pea-brained Cuck Karate

Yep. I opened the front of her terrarium to spritz water in there and snapped that. First time with no plexiglass in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5127330&forum_id=2...id.#44662047)



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Date: June 10th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: charcoal metal stead people who are hurt

gorgeous shot!! she's a cutie 🥰 gonna dominate the dating app scene. never settle!! 🕷️🕸️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5127330&forum_id=2...id.#44662225)



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Date: June 10th, 2022 1:21 AM
Author: Provocative Pea-brained Cuck Karate

This is hand held in low light shot through plexiglass with crappy autofocus, but it's the best I'm gonna do tonight.

https://imgur.com/a/s4dwBir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5127330&forum_id=2...id.#44658818)



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Date: June 10th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: charcoal metal stead people who are hurt

1800000 sadistic artistic spider

i'm gonna think about this every time i see a stuffed animal head on a wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5127330&forum_id=2...id.#44661402)



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Date: June 10th, 2022 4:47 PM
Author: Provocative Pea-brained Cuck Karate

ty, here are some more pics I grabbed this morning, just because I had good light and a few minutes to spare. In a few pics you can see the second little nest she built up in the corner. That's where she hangs out during the day when it's sunny. In the afternoon she goes back to her main stay behind the bark.

https://imgur.com/a/FAQxRuR



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5127330&forum_id=2...id.#44662220)



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Date: June 10th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: charcoal metal stead people who are hurt

!! she really is living the life. her place is dope, would be like $3k in NYC. lol, i like how small she is compared to one of the bugs she killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5127330&forum_id=2...id.#44662296)



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Date: June 10th, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: Provocative Pea-brained Cuck Karate

She's looking a little slimmer too. People feed them every 2-3 days on average and I don't think she's eaten in 3 days. I set up a housefly trap this morning, and as soon as I catch a housefly I'm going to put it in the fridge and let it get cold so I can pick it up with tongs and put it in there. However long it takes me to catch a housefly, that's how long she has to wait. I'll also feed her stink bugs or drain flies if I see any. That orange bug was one was really cool looking and that was the first one she used as decoration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5127330&forum_id=2...id.#44662447)



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Date: June 10th, 2022 9:09 AM
Author: Provocative Pea-brained Cuck Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5127330&forum_id=2...id.#44659644)



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Date: June 10th, 2022 4:13 PM
Author: Aquamarine shrine brethren

It genuinely bothers me that some of you own rare spiders for companionship whereas actual hardcore racism, I'm like, "It's just part of the community."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5127330&forum_id=2...id.#44662054)



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Date: June 10th, 2022 4:58 PM
Author: charcoal metal stead people who are hurt

jumping spiders aren't rare they're all over the US/world. iirc OP found her!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5127330&forum_id=2...id.#44662300)



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Date: June 10th, 2022 5:47 PM
Author: Provocative Pea-brained Cuck Karate

Yep. Though I mistakenly thought it was a boy at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5127330&forum_id=2...id.#44662600)



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Date: June 10th, 2022 5:52 PM
Author: Provocative Pea-brained Cuck Karate

Hey camera geeks, how's that's for flat field focus? Wide open. Not a true macro lens either.

https://i.imgur.com/OzhJgvR.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5127330&forum_id=2...id.#44662630)



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Date: June 10th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: Provocative Pea-brained Cuck Karate

Debating whether to give her a fly tonight or wait until tomorrow morning, when the light is better. The downside to that is I think she likes to be left alone while she eats and I'll be tempted to sit and watch her and take pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5127330&forum_id=2...id.#44663984)



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Date: June 10th, 2022 11:29 PM
Author: carmine slimy center

you are facilitating this murderous beast...shame on you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5127330&forum_id=2...id.#44664032)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


Update I let her go a few days after these pics were taken, so she'd have enough time to maybe reproduce before she died in the fall. She sure ate enough to carry her through the summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5127330&forum_id=2...id.#49103479)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: dont run libs the crystal wardens see you

enjoyed this saga while it was going on

saved a big ass jumper yesterday, was at least the size of my thumbnail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5127330&forum_id=2...id.#49103503)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


yikes. I still have a terrarium but I'm keeping it open for any praying mantises I find in the yard. Last year I didn't see a single one, and this year I haven't spent enough time looking. Those are fun keep around for a few days and hard to photograph in the wild.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5127330&forum_id=2...id.#49103516)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


You can tell by the look on its face this fly got fucked up real bad

https://i.imgur.com/C15kFLn.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5127330&forum_id=2...id.#49103536)