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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
razzle haunting center
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
swashbuckling circlehead
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
amber theatre
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
Light old irish cottage
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
swashbuckling circlehead
  11/12/24
wow!
Shimmering native telephone
  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
Nubile stock car
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
aggressive rehab
  11/12/24
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swashbuckling circlehead
  11/12/24
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mustard sandwich rigpig
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Shimmering native telephone
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Light old irish cottage
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trip toilet seat hall
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buck-toothed frisky gas station
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Scarlet Friendly Grandma Step-uncle's House
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claret faggotry institution
  06/08/25
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Shimmering native telephone
  06/08/25
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Cyan den national security agency
  06/27/25
Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
mustard sandwich rigpig
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
swashbuckling circlehead
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
snowy cumskin newt
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
know-it-all frum double fault kitchen
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
amber theatre
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
dun motley hissy fit multi-billionaire
  11/12/24
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Scarlet Friendly Grandma Step-uncle's House
  06/08/25
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claret faggotry institution
  06/08/25
Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
Crystalline Principal's Office
  11/12/24
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Shimmering native telephone
  11/12/24
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rebellious violet hairy legs
  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
Razzle-dazzle knife
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
Shimmering native telephone
  11/12/24
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Shimmering native telephone
  06/08/25
That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
godawful maize trailer park mad-dog skullcap
  06/08/25
Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
buck-toothed frisky gas station
  06/08/25
Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
Stirring Dingle Berry
  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
buck-toothed frisky gas station
  06/08/25
three persons, one substance, one God.
swashbuckling circlehead
  06/08/25
Damning.
flesh site
  06/08/25


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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: razzle haunting center

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling circlehead

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: amber theatre

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: Light old irish cottage

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: swashbuckling circlehead

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Shimmering native telephone

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: Nubile stock car

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: aggressive rehab

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: mustard sandwich rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Shimmering native telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Light old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: trip toilet seat hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: buck-toothed frisky gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Scarlet Friendly Grandma Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: claret faggotry institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Shimmering native telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996474)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Cyan den national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#49055425)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: mustard sandwich rigpig

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: swashbuckling circlehead

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: snowy cumskin newt

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: know-it-all frum double fault kitchen

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: amber theatre

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: dun motley hissy fit multi-billionaire

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Scarlet Friendly Grandma Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: claret faggotry institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: Crystalline Principal's Office

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Shimmering native telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: rebellious violet hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle knife

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Shimmering native telephone

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Shimmering native telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: godawful maize trailer park mad-dog skullcap

That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: buck-toothed frisky gas station

Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Stirring Dingle Berry

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: buck-toothed frisky gas station

(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: swashbuckling circlehead

three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: flesh site

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996493)