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went to the hospital via ambulance last night

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my ch...
Charcoal Self-centered Toaster
  06/06/25
Did they check your blood pressure?
low-t point
  06/06/25
yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back n...
Charcoal Self-centered Toaster
  06/06/25
No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation
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  06/06/25
lol, can’t tell if flame
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They check blood pressure for literally everything
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  06/06/25
Also, this is 40.
low-t point
  06/06/25
I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went fr...
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if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit ...
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  06/06/25
LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have ...
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  06/06/25
Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t ...
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I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I c...
Charcoal Self-centered Toaster
  06/07/25
You shit all over the Natural History Museum?
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  06/07/25
The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth
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twist. you cant make this stuff up
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Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while ...
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I couldn't move from the back pain
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Damn
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That's like a $10,000 bill.
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I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly
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he can pay in installments using klarna
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He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of...
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were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> ...
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  06/06/25
dingfagged with prescription advil
Charcoal Self-centered Toaster
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terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambul...
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  06/06/25
LJL I have insurance
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are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when ...
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  06/06/25
You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just ...
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  06/06/25
What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it wa...
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I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the w...
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Dirte tp is moving?
Red knife
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Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a mas...
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same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the b...
Red knife
  06/06/25
u cant, ur back
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glad everything turned out alright.
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um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?
hyperventilating office
  06/06/25
the location and sharpness of pain
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  06/06/25
ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier give...
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  06/06/25
Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my ba...
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Expected disco to be the OP
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Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread
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Expected it to be a kidney stone
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The HOG was on the toilet
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Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Charcoal Self-centered Toaster

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my chest. they thought it was a pulmonary embolism at first. turns out it was just back pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991819)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: low-t point

Did they check your blood pressure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991822)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Charcoal Self-centered Toaster

yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back negative, including the CT and chest x-ray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991831)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: sienna nursing home

No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991994)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: slate yapping stead messiness

lol, can’t tell if flame

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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Exciting Den Hunting Ground

They check blood pressure for literally everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992339)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: marvelous scarlet mood rehab



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: sexy whorehouse therapy



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: low-t point

Also, this is 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991823)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Charcoal Self-centered Toaster

I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went from 10/10 pain to 0/10 pain almost instantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991833)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Exhilarant harsh place of business

if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit junkie i will laugh so hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991838)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Charcoal Self-centered Toaster

LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have only had them twice in my life: once when I had knee surgery and the other time last night. Yeah, it took the pain away, but it also wasn't a feeling I'd like to repeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991848)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: gay big box office

Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t imagine not liking that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992346)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Charcoal Self-centered Toaster

I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I couldn't shit for a week until one day for no reason at all It Happened on the 26th day of the month of July in the 2016th year of our Lord at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. That moment was unforgettable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48994548)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Obsidian institution

You shit all over the Natural History Museum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48994549)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Charcoal Self-centered Toaster

The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Red knife

twist. you cant make this stuff up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991851)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Exhilarant harsh place of business

u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even trying to insult you like i usually am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991834)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Red knife

maintaining average weight is the secret to life

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: mauve spectacular cuckold

Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while back that you just need aspirin, and start the drive to the hospital asap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991837)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Charcoal Self-centered Toaster

I couldn't move from the back pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991845)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: mauve spectacular cuckold

Damn

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: sexy whorehouse therapy

That's like a $10,000 bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991846)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Red knife

not including tip

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Adulterous theater stage



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Obsidian institution



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: hyperventilating office



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Exciting Den Hunting Ground



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: sadistic laser beams range

I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: low-t point



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Obsidian institution



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Exhilarant harsh place of business



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:48 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: slate yapping stead messiness



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:26 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:41 PM
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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: fighting rough-skinned area black woman

LOL

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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: naked pit



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Obsidian institution



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: bateful copper home ape

he can pay in installments using klarna

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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Odious rose roast beef

He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of his three jobs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992400)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: soul-stirring old irish cottage

were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> and they gave you aspirin or some shit. please respond

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Charcoal Self-centered Toaster

dingfagged with prescription advil

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: soul-stirring old irish cottage

terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambulance bill of $10,000 and don't put it on us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991913)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Charcoal Self-centered Toaster

LJL I have insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991917)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Obsidian institution

are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when they inevitably refuse to pay

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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: soul-stirring old irish cottage

You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just put it in my initial post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992100)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: sexy whorehouse therapy

What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it was because I pulled something or was doing a bunch of unusual movements the previous day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991850)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Charcoal Self-centered Toaster

I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the weekend

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Red knife

Dirte tp is moving?

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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: frisky drab center

Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a massive toilet-destroying shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992116)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: hairraiser spot dragon



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Red knife

same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the back area. radiating pain sounds like you pulled a nerve or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991858)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle factory reset button lettuce

u cant, ur back

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: irradiated party of the first part school

glad everything turned out alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991957)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: marvelous scarlet mood rehab



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: hyperventilating office

um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991966)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Charcoal Self-centered Toaster

the location and sharpness of pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991976)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: hyperventilating office

ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier given the scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991997)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: adventurous anal native

Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my back" situation for bad backmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992203)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Charcoal Self-centered Toaster



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Zippy cracking tanning salon candlestick maker

Expected disco to be the OP

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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: magenta site alpha

both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSLG

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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: ruby personal credit line orchestra pit

Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at least as fat as DF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992139)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: frisky drab center

Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread

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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Bisexual Chapel

Expected it to be a kidney stone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992795)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone vivacious antidepressant drug

sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind? did u have anyone to help u get medical assistance/advice before the ambulance arrived?

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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: sadistic laser beams range

The HOG was on the toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48993017)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: filthy crawly senate ladyboy

Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?

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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Charcoal Self-centered Toaster

Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me about the ol' trauma handshake where they shove their hand into your ass, grab your prostate, and simultaneously squeeze your dick. It's apparently a test to see if you're alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48994921)