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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: hot ungodly hospital french chef
43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts]
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2...id.#49513227) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: bust a nut inside ur eye 2 show u where i cum from ((zurich is stained))
glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2...id.#49524923) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Slate Internet-worthy Nowag
43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2...id.#49513241)
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: ,,,,....,..,...,....,.
It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2...id.#49534469) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: .,..,.,,.,..,,,.,.,.,..,..,..,.,..,,.,.,.,.
Checking? Not even an HYSA?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2...id.#49528970) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Khaki french orchestra pit
I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2...id.#49513992)
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: diverse startling locale fanboi
mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2...id.#49514051) |
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: opaque stirring principal's office pisswyrm
Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2...id.#49522390) |
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Ultramarine resort boiling water
48
$1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2...id.#49522401)
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: autistic insanely creepy parlour
Early 40s
$7.6m total
$5m in brokerage
$1.5 in rental real estate equity
200k in primary residence equity
500k retirement account
400k in small business i bought
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2...id.#49523468)
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: talking area main people
Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2...id.#49523542) |
Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: chrome hyperventilating hall
Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props)
Crypto: ~$600k
Brokerage: $365k
Retirement: ~$350k
Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2...id.#49523583) |
Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: copper water buffalo
Age: 46
Cash: $20k
Taxable investment accounts: $500k
Traditional retirement accounts: $750k
Roth retirement accounts: $750k
Home value: $625k
Mortgage: -$150k
Student loans: -$50k
Total: $2.5M
Height: 6'1"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2...id.#49523658) |
Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: walnut arousing parlor blood rage
42 y/o
1.0M
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2...id.#49524229) |
Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: irradiated persian nursing home
33yo
~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2...id.#49524281) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,
I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2...id.#49524813) |
Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: .,..,.,,.,..,,,.,.,.,..,..,..,.,..,,.,.,.,.
Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2...id.#49526738) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: .,..,.,,.,..,,,.,.,.,..,..,..,.,..,,.,.,.,.
I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2...id.#49529732) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: .,..,.,,.,..,,,.,.,.,..,..,..,.,..,,.,.,.,.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2...id.#49535766) |
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