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134-year-old tortoise becomes dad for 1st time

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  06/15/25
He maed it
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Goliath
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Great story. The tortoise in that story was a friend of mine...
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Bedlam in Goliath, more like Goliath in Bed, haha
smoky internal respiration
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180
Bateful rough-skinned multi-billionaire
  06/16/25
Hope for Papa RSF still!
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(134 y/o Goliath mounting 72 y/o cute young spinner) &quo...
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Bateful rough-skinned multi-billionaire
  06/16/25
That's exactly how it went.
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How old was the lady?
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Cq
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some jewess shrew about to lay tortoise eggs
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  06/16/25
What's her ZoZo moniker?
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  06/16/25
Apparently, no one cares about the mom.
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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Parlor Cumskin

https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/animals/134-year-old-tortoise-becomes-dad-for-1st-time/vi-AA1GEP0p?ocid=BingHp01&cvid=60f35d71ee22414a99378e76307fb663&ei=30

Still hope for all the xo'ers out there. Happy Father's Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2...id.#49018366)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Haunting rehab

He maed it

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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: maniacal messiness jewess

Its never too late to maek it

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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:44 PM
Author: Bateful rough-skinned multi-billionaire



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:44 PM
Author: Big geriatric circlehead



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Medicated giraffe parlour



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Boyish corner



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Date: June 16th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle unhinged yarmulke



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: twisted grizzly antidepressant drug

So doodikoff still has a chance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2...id.#49018372)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: Adventurous Love Of Her Life Therapy



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: Appetizing institution roommate



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:30 AM
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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: light sick roast beef

what’s his moniker?

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Date: June 15th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Bateful rough-skinned multi-billionaire



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Parlor Cumskin

Goliath

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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Costumed Coiffed Prole State



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Bateful rough-skinned multi-billionaire



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Costumed Coiffed Prole State

What's up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2...id.#49019687)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: light sick roast beef



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Bateful rough-skinned multi-billionaire



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Date: June 16th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: Bateful rough-skinned multi-billionaire

https://www.roalddahlfans.com/dahls-work/short-stories/the-boy-who-talked-with-animals/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2...id.#49019863)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Costumed Coiffed Prole State

Great story. The tortoise in that story was a friend of mine, but we've fallen out of touch over the years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2...id.#49019869)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Bateful rough-skinned multi-billionaire

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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Boyish corner



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Bateful rough-skinned multi-billionaire



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: smoky internal respiration

Bedlam in Goliath, more like Goliath in Bed, haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2...id.#49019708)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Bateful rough-skinned multi-billionaire

180

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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: Diverse Pistol

Hope for Papa RSF still!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2...id.#49020186)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: Appetizing institution roommate

(134 y/o Goliath mounting 72 y/o cute young spinner)

"i really like it here"

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Date: June 16th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Bateful rough-skinned multi-billionaire

!!!

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Date: June 16th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle unhinged yarmulke



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Date: June 16th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: Bateful rough-skinned multi-billionaire



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Costumed Coiffed Prole State

That's exactly how it went.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2...id.#49021375)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Bateful rough-skinned multi-billionaire

18000000000000000

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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: sexy orchestra pit toaster



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Bateful rough-skinned multi-billionaire



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Date: June 16th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Provocative Site

90 year old female tortoises all calling him a pedo on facebook

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Date: June 16th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Bateful rough-skinned multi-billionaire

😹😹😹

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Date: June 16th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: sexy orchestra pit toaster

LOL

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Date: June 16th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Bateful rough-skinned multi-billionaire



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Date: June 20th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Parlor Cumskin



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Date: June 16th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle unhinged yarmulke

How old was the lady?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2...id.#49020456)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Bateful rough-skinned multi-billionaire

Cq

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Date: June 16th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: Useless Heaven

some jewess shrew about to lay tortoise eggs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2...id.#49021269)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Bateful rough-skinned multi-billionaire

What's her ZoZo moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2...id.#49021280)



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Date: June 20th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Parlor Cumskin

Apparently, no one cares about the mom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2...id.#49036083)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Parlor Cumskin



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