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I feel deeply inspired by Louvre smash and grab "heist"
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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:32 PM Author: sapphire laser beams double fault Everything is a fraud joke. Zero hindrance or repurcussion for stealing whatever you want to. Think I'm going for the artifacts I've been wanting to grab for a while. Wish me luck gotta go! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2...id.#49363243) |
Date: October 20th, 2025 11:33 PM Author: White institution weed whacker They used a ladder to climb to a balcony while "security" was eating croissants ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2...id.#49363245) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:34 PM Author: Shivering dragon patrolman The French crown jewels are literally being recut and resold right now, it's crazy lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2...id.#49363247) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:36 PM Author: sapphire laser beams double fault Definitely not being cut up. Not sure what the real story is behind this but they're going somewhere intact (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2...id.#49363249) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:41 PM Author: Shivering dragon patrolman ?
When they steal jewels they almost always break and recut them to erase the provenance. It would be stupid to keep them intact as-is, more so for whoever wants them.
They did manage to locate one crown though, the Empress's crown. |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Rebellious corner blood rage bothering to steal crown jewels is a pretty ballsy move when daimond stores and rich people exist, seems like you'd want to keep that 100x profit from some rich chinese guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2...id.#49363352) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:27 AM Author: Emerald Messiness Partner there was a $60 million Diamond a few steps away that they didn’t touch
these jewels were stolen for some gook or A-rab |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 7:32 AM Author: umber pontificating library black woman I feel like if they just wanted a bunch of diamonds they would rob a diamond broker reservoir dogs style.
It’s prob some Saudi/russian/chink asshole who is buying them. Or maybe Kim jong un |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:51 AM Author: sapphire laser beams double fault Not artifact jewels (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2...id.#49363552) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:09 PM Author: insane psychic Not if they were hired by a collector. They probably won’t resurface for decades (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2...id.#49364382) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:39 PM Author: Rebellious corner blood rage what level of sophistication would this really have taken? was it basically just 3 guys with motorbikes and some crowbars? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2...id.#49363252) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:42 PM Author: Shivering dragon patrolman Yeah, less than you'd think. The Louvre workers had previously walked out due to staff being stretched thin, particularly security, due to overcrowding. It's like asking for this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2...id.#49363258) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 12:33 AM Author: Rebellious corner blood rage it does seem like it wouldn't be too hard to guard a medieval castle though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2...id.#49363298) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 7:43 AM Author: Drab motley kitty national Bros literally defended castles with crossbows. In the event of a siege, they would just train everybody in the castle to use crossbows. Longbows were better, but it takes a lifetime to be good with a longbow, any old fool can pick up a crossbow and be decent within a few days. Castles could still do that now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2...id.#49363493) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:28 AM Author: Emerald Messiness Partner main thing would be having ice water in your veins. you start bumbling around and even simple things become hard to do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2...id.#49363373) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:36 AM Author: mauve galvanic round eye xo pumos could climb out the top of the louvre on a ladder after seven or eight beers its nbd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2...id.#49363536) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:51 AM Author: Emerald Messiness Partner OFS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2...id.#49363553) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Vengeful Rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2...id.#49363350) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 5:52 AM Author: Emerald Messiness Partner would you be surprised to find out that the security boss was a woman?
https://x.com/bennyjohnson/status/1980375714646876461 |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 7:15 AM Author: hyperventilating main people sweet tailpipe indians shld steal that furking diamond the benchod bloody bitch queen of england stole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2...id.#49363478) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 7:35 AM Author: Crystalline Fragrant Mad Cow Disease Hairy Legs Its the "calling bullshit" part of these heists thats the most enticing thing
Just walking through the door w a crowbar, adequate phenotype and baseline serum t level lets you retire immediately from a lifetime of banal wagecucking
Its seriously embarrassing to wake up & wagecuck earnestly and read headlines about heists where dudes ride into sunset clear & free after like 45 minutes of execution |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:32 AM Author: dark laughsome windowlicker Have to arrange fencing too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2...id.#49363534) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:25 AM Author: umber pontificating library black woman i assume they work for people who do that and just got their $$$ once the job was over. to even be in that position you still have to wagecuck as a professional criminal for years tho. it's not like you can be new poaster first day and just have the network or ability to rob the fucking Louvre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2...id.#49363656) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:07 PM Author: Emerald Messiness Partner but after seeing how easy this heist was a bunch of bros with not much to lose just quit their jobs and will enter the trade (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2...id.#49364377) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:10 PM Author: Arrogant jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2...id.#49364383) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:39 PM Author: histrionic slap-happy masturbator It's like the GTA V jewelry store heist where you smash the store up and then speed off into the sewers on motorcycles. You just take what you want and leave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2...id.#49364439) |
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Date: October 27th, 2025 8:07 PM Author: ~~(> ' ' )> But don't leave DNA! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2...id.#49380497) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:42 PM Author: sable bateful piazza shitlib Why do I feel its an intro to a new Banksy exhibition? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2...id.#49364443) |
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Date: October 27th, 2025 2:12 PM Author: somebody good they caught two of the guys. one was trying to get on a flight to Algeria. I'd say they're probably in a room right now with a car battery and jumper cables attached to their ballsacks except that the French are involved.
https://apnews.com/article/france-louvre-heist-arrests-2e78cbea4bc44c39348eedf8baf138ed |
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Date: October 27th, 2025 2:13 PM Author: AZNgirl asking Othani why he didn't hit 4 homers decent chance macron appoints one of them prime minister (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2...id.#49379244) |
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Date: October 27th, 2025 3:59 PM Author: Charlie Kirk Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW) *because the French are involved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2...id.#49379651) |
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Date: October 27th, 2025 8:08 PM Author: I was robbed Intro plot to the start of a horror movie going on here It belongs in a museum you savages |
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Date: October 27th, 2025 8:11 PM Author: To blaze these last, and sware devoutly then, (Gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2...id.#49380528) |