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uncle called out my toupee at sunday dinner

i tried to brush him off, but he'd been drinking a lot of wi...
Cracking Kitty Dopamine
  08/25/24
next time just say "its a HAIR SYSTEM, not a toupee&quo...
carnelian shrine deer antler
  08/25/24
the whole point is that i dont want anybody to know lol
Cracking Kitty Dopamine
  08/25/24
be a man, OWN it, say its a HAIR SYSTEM. emphasize it. th...
carnelian shrine deer antler
  08/25/24
man, i wish i could be that brave
Cracking Kitty Dopamine
  08/25/24
poast pics of your HAIR SYSTEM and we can let you know if it...
carnelian shrine deer antler
  08/25/24
let me just assure you that my system is VERY good
Cracking Kitty Dopamine
  08/25/24
i can hear my grandmother crying in the kitchen about the sa...
Cracking Kitty Dopamine
  08/25/24
she's crying about your hair
trip harsh digit ratio
  08/26/24
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Pontificating Sex Offender Cuckoldry
  09/21/24
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carnelian shrine deer antler
  09/21/24
vacuum just started up. i guess they have to get the pumpkin...
Cracking Kitty Dopamine
  08/25/24
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Pontificating Sex Offender Cuckoldry
  09/21/24
imagined this as a skit from I Think You Should Leave
marvelous frisky tanning salon
  08/25/24
unfortunately, this is my life
Cracking Kitty Dopamine
  08/25/24
INT. UNCLE LEO’S HOUSE - DINNER TIME The dining roo...
carnelian shrine deer antler
  08/25/24
exactly
Cracking Kitty Dopamine
  08/25/24
I'm totally bald and everyone knows it. I haven't experienc...
180 metal community account
  08/25/24
get a system
Cracking Kitty Dopamine
  08/25/24
It's too late for me
180 metal community account
  08/25/24
rude!
ocher spectacular headpube
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Cracking Kitty Dopamine
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provocative disrespectful abode foreskin
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saffron piazza party of the first part
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Cracking Kitty Dopamine
  09/21/24
Omg im fucking dying right now 🤣🤣🤣
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big ruddy dilemma
  09/21/24
Benzo, you had pretty nice hair in the pic i saw of you
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brass temple death wish
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Date: August 25th, 2024 6:50 PM
Author: Cracking Kitty Dopamine

i tried to brush him off, but he'd been drinking a lot of wine and was kinda ornery. so he just kept hammering at me, even when other people tried to steer the conversation to other topics. finally i got pissed and yelled "THIS IS MY FUCKING HAIR". he got up and tried to get me in a headlock so he could rip off my toupee. i was twisting and jerking like a chicken and ended up kicking over a bowl of salad near the edge of the table. just as i was wriggling free he got his nails under the mesh a little bit in the front and pulled the toupee up a bit. i yelled "MY EYE" and covered my eye with two hands, so that they also covered the ripped part of the hairline. then i ran to the bathroom. poasting from there now. i don't think anybody noticed the rip in the melee.

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Date: August 25th, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: carnelian shrine deer antler

next time just say "its a HAIR SYSTEM, not a toupee"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2...id.#48007168)



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Date: August 25th, 2024 6:53 PM
Author: Cracking Kitty Dopamine

the whole point is that i dont want anybody to know lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2...id.#48007173)



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Date: August 25th, 2024 6:59 PM
Author: carnelian shrine deer antler

be a man, OWN it, say its a HAIR SYSTEM. emphasize it.

then show them pics w and wo it and they will be amazed at how much better you look.

start a local chapter and champion HAIR SYSTEMS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2...id.#48007202)



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Date: August 25th, 2024 6:59 PM
Author: Cracking Kitty Dopamine

man, i wish i could be that brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2...id.#48007208)



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Date: August 25th, 2024 7:01 PM
Author: carnelian shrine deer antler

poast pics of your HAIR SYSTEM and we can let you know if its actually passable, it doesnt even need to be on your head

quality varies VASTLY from different providers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2...id.#48007223)



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Date: August 25th, 2024 7:34 PM
Author: Cracking Kitty Dopamine

let me just assure you that my system is VERY good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2...id.#48007331)



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Date: August 25th, 2024 6:53 PM
Author: Cracking Kitty Dopamine

i can hear my grandmother crying in the kitchen about the salad :(

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Date: August 26th, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: trip harsh digit ratio

she's crying about your hair

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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Pontificating Sex Offender Cuckoldry



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: carnelian shrine deer antler



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Date: August 25th, 2024 6:58 PM
Author: Cracking Kitty Dopamine

vacuum just started up. i guess they have to get the pumpkin seeds from the salad out of the carpet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2...id.#48007198)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: Pontificating Sex Offender Cuckoldry



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Date: August 25th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: marvelous frisky tanning salon

imagined this as a skit from I Think You Should Leave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2...id.#48007347)



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Date: August 25th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: Cracking Kitty Dopamine

unfortunately, this is my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2...id.#48007416)



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Date: August 25th, 2024 8:35 PM
Author: carnelian shrine deer antler

INT. UNCLE LEO’S HOUSE - DINNER TIME

The dining room is bustling with activity. The table is filled with various dishes, and the aroma of home-cooked food fills the air. Kramer, Jerry, and George are seated at the table with Uncle Leo, who is enthusiastically serving food.

Uncle Leo: (excitedly) Alright, everyone! Dig in! Tonight’s dinner is extra special.

Kramer: (nervously) Thanks, Uncle Leo. Everything looks amazing.

Jerry: (eyeing the spread) Yeah, you really went all out.

George: (scooping some salad onto his plate) This salad looks great. What’s the secret?

Uncle Leo: (proudly) Ah, just a little something I whipped up. Nothing fancy.

The conversation continues as everyone serves themselves. Uncle Leo occasionally glances at Kramer’s toupee with a scrutinizing look.

Uncle Leo: (casually) You know, Kramer, I’ve been meaning to ask you something.

Kramer: (hesitantly) Oh? What’s that, Uncle Leo?

Uncle Leo: (squinting) Are you sure that’s not a toupee you’re wearing?

Kramer: (nervously) What? No, no. It’s all mine!

Uncle Leo: (squinting even harder) I’m not so sure. It looks a bit… different.

Jerry: (smirking) Uncle Leo’s got a keen eye for these things.

George: (whispering to Jerry) I have a bad feeling about this.

Uncle Leo’s eyes narrow, and he leans in closer to Kramer.

Uncle Leo: (suspiciously) Kramer, I’m telling you, it looks like a toupee. Let me just—

Without warning, Uncle Leo reaches out and yanks at Kramer’s toupee. Kramer gasps as his toupee is ripped off, sending a bowl of salad flying off the edge of the table. The salad lands in a heap on the floor.

Kramer: (shocked) Hey! What the—?

The room falls silent as everyone stares at Kramer’s exposed head. Kramer’s face turns red as he scrambles to cover his head with his hands. In his panic, he knocks over his chair and stumbles backward.

Jerry: (trying not to laugh) Oh, boy. This is something.

George: (to Jerry) This is a disaster!

Kramer: (frantically) I’m, uh, I’m just going to the restroom!

Kramer rushes out of the room, leaving a trail of confusion and salad. He slams the restroom door behind him and stares at himself in the mirror, desperately trying to reattach his toupee.

INT. RESTROOM - CONTINUOUS

Kramer fumbles with the toupee, trying to make it stick. He’s sweating and his hands are shaking.

Kramer: (muttering to himself) Come on, come on. Just stick, will ya?

Outside, the commotion has drawn everyone’s attention.

Uncle Leo: (calling out) Kramer, everything okay in there?

Jerry: (trying to be helpful) Uh, he’s just freshening up. Give him a minute.

George: (shaking his head) This is one dinner I won’t forget.

INT. RESTROOM - MOMENTS LATER

Kramer manages to fix the toupee, though it’s slightly askew. He takes a deep breath and opens the door, stepping back into the dining room. Everyone looks at him, trying to act normal.

Kramer: (trying to sound nonchalant) Everything’s fine now. Just needed a little, uh, touch-up.

Uncle Leo: (awkwardly) Well, Kramer, I guess I owe you an apology. I didn’t mean to cause a scene.

Jerry: (smiling) Don’t worry about it, Uncle Leo. It’s all part of the fun.

George: (sitting back down) Yeah, it’s not every day you get a free salad toss.

The dinner resumes, though the mood is decidedly awkward. Kramer keeps a hand on his toupee, glancing around nervously. Uncle Leo tries to make amends by offering more food.

Uncle Leo: (nervously) Help yourselves to more salad. I’ll, uh, clean up the mess.

Jerry: (to Kramer) Well, at least you didn’t lose your toupee completely.

Kramer: (sighing) Yeah, but I’m going to have to keep a closer eye on Uncle Leo from now on.

The scene ends with Kramer tentatively rejoining the table, while Uncle Leo scrambles to clean up the mess and everyone tries to act like the earlier incident never happened.

FADE OUT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2...id.#48007530)



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Date: August 25th, 2024 9:37 PM
Author: Cracking Kitty Dopamine

exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2...id.#48007766)



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Date: August 25th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: 180 metal community account

I'm totally bald and everyone knows it. I haven't experienced anything but contempt from other people in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2...id.#48007779)



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Date: August 25th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Cracking Kitty Dopamine

get a system

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Date: August 25th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: 180 metal community account

It's too late for me

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Date: August 25th, 2024 10:06 PM
Author: ocher spectacular headpube

rude!

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Date: August 26th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: Cracking Kitty Dopamine



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Date: August 26th, 2024 11:35 AM
Author: provocative disrespectful abode foreskin



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Date: August 26th, 2024 11:36 AM
Author: saffron piazza party of the first part



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Date: September 4th, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Cracking Kitty Dopamine



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:53 PM
Author: Cracking Kitty Dopamine



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Pontificating Sex Offender Cuckoldry

Omg im fucking dying right now

🤣🤣🤣

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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: big ruddy dilemma



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 12:43 PM
Author: Pontificating Sex Offender Cuckoldry

Benzo, you had pretty nice hair in the pic i saw of you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2...id.#48119704)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: brass temple death wish



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Date: October 17th, 2024 7:42 PM
Author: Pontificating Sex Offender Cuckoldry



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Date: October 17th, 2024 7:48 PM
Author: Onyx flickering faggotry



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Date: October 18th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: Cracking Kitty Dopamine



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: spritexero



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