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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things g...
razzle twinkling lay
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
Costumed Multi-billionaire Boltzmann
  07/11/25
Police tried to shut the place down for what?
Opaque up-to-no-good patrolman university
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OP is JM
bespoke theater
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
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burgundy point
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send reinforcements
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
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razzle twinkling lay
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Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally chang...
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Only if he also sends a notarized document through the posta...
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: razzle twinkling lay

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Fragrant aquamarine pit voyeur

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: comical lodge indirect expression



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: burgundy point



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Costumed Multi-billionaire Boltzmann



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Idiotic area



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Passionate Antidepressant Drug



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Magenta mediation



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Odious Persian Volcanic Crater



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: vibrant brunch french chef



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Nudist forum useless brakes



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Laughsome Theater Stage Personal Credit Line



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Costumed Multi-billionaire Boltzmann

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: Opaque up-to-no-good patrolman university

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: bespoke theater

OP is JM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093353)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: House-broken crackhouse

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: razzle twinkling lay

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: lemon sexy school cafeteria



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Red ticket booth

180

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: House-broken crackhouse



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: lime newt



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: irate sex offender



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: vibrant brunch french chef



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Laughsome Theater Stage Personal Credit Line



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: burgundy point



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: histrionic onyx business firm fat ankles

send reinforcements

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Floppy corner coldplay fan

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: razzle twinkling lay

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Passionate Antidepressant Drug

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: curious church

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Odious Persian Volcanic Crater

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: exhilarant chad office



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Crimson Library



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Bistre submissive tattoo hall

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: razzle twinkling lay

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: burgundy point



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Laughsome Theater Stage Personal Credit Line



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: lemon sexy school cafeteria



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Transparent nowag



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: House-broken crackhouse



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