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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly
| motley theater stage | 07/14/25 |
| Galvanic spot | 07/14/25 |
| Exhilarant Theatre Jew | 07/14/25 |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM Author: motley theater stage Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.
Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: Galvanic spot u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101515) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: Exhilarant Theatre Jew they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101526) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: Galvanic spot sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101533) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: curious station pervert 100% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104025) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: Dun talking private investor dysfunction FAG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103886) |
Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM Author: Bespoke Fragrant Whorehouse Trust Fund Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101481) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: concupiscible insecure locale Pic of the cheeks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101482) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: Twisted Chrome Affirmative Action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101500) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: curious station pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104026) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: Ruddy laughsome macaca national "Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101483) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: motley theater stage I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101488) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: lilac startled indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101502) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM Author: Ruddy laughsome macaca national How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101508) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM Author: motley theater stage Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101547) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: Ruddy laughsome macaca national How did she respond? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101576) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM Author: motley theater stage Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101592) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM Author: Ruddy laughsome macaca national Lol I guess you had to try (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101658) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM Author: Hyperactive Gaped Locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102175) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM Author: Obsidian comical juggernaut You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao
This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even. |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: Ruddy laughsome macaca national Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103905) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: Dun talking private investor dysfunction jfc 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103910) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: curious station pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104036) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: aphrodisiac dead brunch At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101496) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: Twisted Chrome Affirmative Action "with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"
u poor dumb bastard |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: Galvanic spot this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.
if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF
and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her
best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.
trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM Author: Exhilarant Theatre Jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101528) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: Ruddy laughsome macaca national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101535) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: motley theater stage Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.
I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: Galvanic spot it's tricky with work situations
never risk your livelihood for a woman |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: motley theater stage Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101541) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM Author: Tan Cruise Ship wut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101684) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: motley theater stage I’m married with kids part? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101842) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: glittery feces you lost the plot right there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101848) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: Hyperactive Gaped Locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102176) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: effete mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102361) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: Unholy Kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102363) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: Brilliant immigrant hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102365) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: wine talented stage selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102395) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM Author: Aromatic Lemon Doctorate Base People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102401) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM Author: Unholy Kitchen No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102445) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: Bespoke Fragrant Whorehouse Trust Fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103451) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: yellow diverse orchestra pit windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103487) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM Author: lilac startled indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103544) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM Author: Vivacious Mauve Set Ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103593) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: Ruddy laughsome macaca national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103931) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: gold irate box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103950) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM Author: coral persian tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103011) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: yellow diverse orchestra pit windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103485) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: curious station pervert we all have brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104039) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: curious station pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104037) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: Hyperactive Gaped Locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101532) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM Author: rose hairraiser kitty Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101544) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM Author: Heady resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101613) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM Author: Aggressive supple heaven stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101561) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: Hyperactive Gaped Locus Good poast moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102177) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM Author: Trip Step-uncle's House She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101678) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM Author: brass stimulating bawdyhouse rigpig It’s already turned into rape in her mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101681) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: burgundy exciting hairy legs roommate "it was rape, but, like, the bad kind" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102417) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: cyan multi-colored market How big is her penis? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101847) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM Author: cerebral partner Incredible thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101861) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: Onyx ticket booth Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102429) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: Obsidian comical juggernaut Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103865) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM Author: beady-eyed psychic hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103899) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM Author: Dun talking private investor dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103903) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM Author: Ruddy laughsome macaca national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103934) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM Author: curious station pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104405) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM Author: curious station pervert humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104407) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: motley theater stage ? Didn’t want to lose my employment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104451) |