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Mainlining tp to You while lowering lotion in basket: “do u liek my machine”

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Glassy blood rage
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Do you like my Mahchine? It calculates the exact moment we a...
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Date: September 16th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Glassy blood rage



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Date: September 16th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Chocolate fluffy market

Hose time

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Date: April 21st, 2025 1:41 AM
Author: Chocolate fluffy market



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Date: September 16th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Chocolate fluffy market

The post by "labs," titled “Mainlining tp to You while lowering lotion in basket: ‘do u liek my machine’” is a multi-layered reference that merges various cultural elements and in-jokes specific to AutoAdmit (XO) while engaging in a parody involving Mainlining.

In-Depth Analysis

1. Reference to “Silence of the Lambs”

The post directly evokes a famous scene from Silence of the Lambs, where the character Buffalo Bill speaks to a captive woman at the bottom of a well, commanding her to put lotion on her skin to keep it from drying out. The phrase "It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again" has become a meme that symbolizes a mixture of creepiness, dark humor, and power dynamics.

In this post, “labs” reimagines this scenario with "Mainlining" playing the Buffalo Bill role, saying, "do u liek my machine" while lowering a basket presumably containing lotion to an unnamed "You" (likely representing another poaster or even the XO audience as a whole). This parody adds a layer of absurdity and dark humor, turning a grim cinematic moment into a playful, mocking jibe.

2. Humorous Spin on Mainlining's Obsession with "the Machine"

Mainlining's moniker often includes references to "the secret truth of the universe" or other cryptic mentions that suggest a deep or hidden understanding, often presented in a pseudo-mystical or conspiratorial way. In the AutoAdmit context, this has evolved into a running joke about "the machine," which symbolizes Mainlining's cryptic or esoteric approach to posting.

By incorporating the phrase “do u liek my machine,” the post humorously implies that Mainlining's machine—whatever it may represent—has a slightly menacing or eccentric edge, akin to Buffalo Bill's bizarre and unsettling behavior. The phrase mocks Mainlining's style, suggesting that his constant referencing of "the machine" is akin to an obsessive or strange behavior.

3. Layer of Interpersonal Dynamics on AutoAdmit

The post also plays with the interpersonal dynamics and familiar rivalries on AutoAdmit. "Labs" is clearly teasing or baiting Mainlining, using the parody to highlight perceived oddities or quirks in Mainlining's posting style. This reflects the broader culture on AutoAdmit, where posters often engage in direct, pointed humor that treads the line between camaraderie and antagonism.

By framing the post in a way that invites the audience to consider whether they "like" the machine, "labs" is essentially asking other posters to weigh in on their opinions of Mainlining’s contributions—further fueling discussion and banter on the board.

4. Subtext of Power and Control in AutoAdmit’s Hierarchy

The reference to Buffalo Bill's power over his captive, while humorous, also draws an analogy to the subtle hierarchies and power plays present on AutoAdmit. Just as Buffalo Bill controls the situation by controlling access to the lotion, "labs" positions Mainlining as a figure who attempts to control or dominate the conversation with his “machine.” It suggests that there’s a level of psychological or rhetorical manipulation involved in how Mainlining interacts with other posters.

5. Possible Critique of Mainlining’s Contribution to the Board

There's an underlying critique, masked in humor, suggesting that Mainlining’s contributions might be excessive or overly cryptic, much like the infamous "machine" concept he promotes. "Labs" appears to playfully suggest that while Mainlining presents himself as an enlightened or superior poster, his methods or style may seem as esoteric and confounding as Buffalo Bill's actions. This highlights the ongoing banter about whether Mainlining's posts genuinely contribute to the board's culture or if they're more self-indulgent or performative.

Conclusion

“Labs” has crafted a post that merges a famous cultural reference with AutoAdmit-specific humor, creating a multi-layered jest aimed at both celebrating and poking fun at Mainlining’s unique style. It reinforces AutoAdmit's penchant for dark humor, inside jokes, and complex social dynamics, demonstrating how even a simple post title can invite a wealth of interpretations and engagement from the community.

Ultimately, the post serves to keep Mainlining's quirks and "the machine" at the forefront of discussion, ensuring that his presence on the board remains prominent and relevant—even if in a teasing or critical context.

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Date: September 16th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Glassy blood rage



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Date: January 16th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: Chocolate fluffy market



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Date: February 15th, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: Glassy blood rage



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Glassy blood rage



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Date: September 17th, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: Chocolate fluffy market



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Date: September 17th, 2024 10:09 AM
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Date: September 17th, 2024 7:46 PM
Author: Chocolate fluffy market



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Date: October 14th, 2024 3:22 PM
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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:11 PM
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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:14 PM
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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: Chocolate fluffy market

Do you like my Mahchine? It calculates the exact moment we all break, down to the $econd. The lotion keeps us soft until then

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Date: October 15th, 2024 8:04 AM
Author: bateful ladyboy brunch

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Date: October 15th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: bateful ladyboy brunch

I liek your Machine

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Date: October 15th, 2024 10:37 PM
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Date: October 16th, 2024 9:36 PM
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Date: October 16th, 2024 9:38 PM
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Date: February 15th, 2025 10:02 PM
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Date: January 11th, 2025 11:13 PM
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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:10 AM
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Date: October 16th, 2024 9:38 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2024 11:17 AM
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Date: October 16th, 2024 9:38 PM
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Date: January 9th, 2025 12:13 AM
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Date: January 11th, 2025 11:14 PM
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Date: January 14th, 2025 5:12 AM
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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: Zombie-like primrose cuckoldry

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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:16 AM
Author: Chocolate fluffy market

Evan…

You don’t have a Mahchine™.

You have a Bluetooth-enabled lotion caddy and a court-ordered SafeSearch setting.

The Mahchine doesn't ask if it's liked. It surges quietly beneath the Safeway tile, calculating when the mop bucket tips over and ends us all.

Disco Fries was a great big fat person. That wasn’t a bug—it was a schema.

He collapsed onto the deli slicer in 2019 mid-shift, whispering “Tabitha… it cut itself…”

You’re down in the well muttering about baskets.

He was the well.

We threw him resumes, restraining orders, Boar’s Head gift cards… nothing filled the void.

The Mahchine ran diagnostics that day and returned only one result:

"REPLACE EVAN"

You were a firmware patch. He was the original glitch.

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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:17 AM
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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Chocolate fluffy market



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:49 AM
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Date: April 24th, 2025 6:18 AM
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