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magical theater preventive strike
  05/18/25
Jews got em
Floppy resort
  05/18/25
I know but how exactly
magical theater preventive strike
  05/18/25
stopped being friends with everyone who had this guy's cd
internet-worthy salmon state nibblets
  05/18/25
core fan base was almost as pathetic as Tucker Max's
magical theater preventive strike
  05/18/25
He streams himself playing call of duty on twitch now to lik...
Infuriating concupiscible clown foreskin
  05/18/25
i thought he was doing the bill belichick thing
rose fear-inspiring point community account
  05/18/25
I don’t care for his comedy but he has a much younger ...
Cerise nighttime public bath lettuce
  05/18/25
Lmao teen game nights https://www.newsweek.com/dane-cook-...
Razzmatazz orange base dingle berry
  05/18/25
lol at that tiny faggot midget seth green being invited h...
Maize organic girlfriend
  05/18/25
The power of fame is incredible. He's a pretty minor celebr...
Jet razzle dopamine
  05/18/25
He was a megastar circa 2002. Like Chris Rock tier. Only com...
adulterous laughsome multi-billionaire private investor
  05/18/25
And now we're in the 2020's.
Jet razzle dopamine
  05/18/25
wow
Pontificating wonderful ratface
  05/18/25
more performance than comedy and that performance wears thin
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  05/18/25
He Won
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  05/18/25
"Found his high school sweetheart at 45. Heartwarming.....
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CSLG invested in the Katie Holmes Al Pacino movie in return ...
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  05/18/25
He got his bag now he baggin baddies
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  05/18/25
Became a billionaire after selling all of his SUFI merchandi...
vigorous field azn
  05/18/25
NYT Opinion | “Whatever Happened to Dane Cook? He Made...
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  05/18/25
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Stimulating stain knife
  05/19/25
He made an unfathomable amount of money doing stand up, he d...
Navy fiercely-loyal lodge
  05/18/25
I doubt he could get cast in a movie or sell out a big venue...
elite ceo
  05/18/25
I saw him on a lineup at the Hollywood Improv about 2 years ...
Offensive bipolar jap
  05/18/25
as i get older the more i understand that "washed up&qu...
big-titted cordovan library
  05/19/25
i dont understand how this isnt obvious to anyone over the a...
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  05/19/25
people like mocking a fallen star which i guess is why celeb...
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  05/19/25
getting cut by the browns seems like a positive outcome more...
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Not only is this true, but Dane Cook isn't even "washed...
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Date: May 18th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: magical theater preventive strike



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Date: May 18th, 2025 12:35 AM
Author: Floppy resort

Jews got em

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Date: May 18th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: magical theater preventive strike

I know but how exactly

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Date: May 18th, 2025 2:46 AM
Author: internet-worthy salmon state nibblets

stopped being friends with everyone who had this guy's cd

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Date: May 18th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: magical theater preventive strike

core fan base was almost as pathetic as Tucker Max's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2...id.#48942931)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 4:14 AM
Author: Infuriating concupiscible clown foreskin

He streams himself playing call of duty on twitch now to like 50 viewers not flame

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Date: May 18th, 2025 5:12 AM
Author: rose fear-inspiring point community account

i thought he was doing the bill belichick thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2...id.#48940773)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 5:18 AM
Author: Cerise nighttime public bath lettuce

I don’t care for his comedy but he has a much younger wife which makes libs MAF which is 180 imo

https://www.newsweek.com/dane-cook-kelsi-taylor-wedding-age-difference-1829772

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2...id.#48940775)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 7:39 AM
Author: Razzmatazz orange base dingle berry

Lmao teen game nights

https://www.newsweek.com/dane-cook-accused-hosting-game-night-parties-teenage-girls-1731178



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2...id.#48940811)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Maize organic girlfriend

lol at that tiny faggot midget seth green being invited

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Date: May 18th, 2025 9:59 AM
Author: Jet razzle dopamine

The power of fame is incredible. He's a pretty minor celebrity, not Brad Pitt or something. But that's enough to overcome a 27 year age gap and a dad bod. And not just for a one time hook up but for freaking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2...id.#48941022)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: adulterous laughsome multi-billionaire private investor

He was a megastar circa 2002. Like Chris Rock tier. Only comic other than Dice ever to sell out MSG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2...id.#48941023)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Jet razzle dopamine

And now we're in the 2020's.

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Date: May 18th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Pontificating wonderful ratface

wow

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Date: May 18th, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: big-titted cordovan library

more performance than comedy and that performance wears thin

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Date: May 18th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle bull headed school cafeteria hunting ground

He Won

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Date: May 18th, 2025 10:57 AM
Author: Stimulating stain knife

"Found his high school sweetheart at 45. Heartwarming.." wrote one person on X.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2...id.#48941115)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 10:58 AM
Author: anal church fat ankles

CSLG invested in the Katie Holmes Al Pacino movie in return for them casting Dane Cook as a rival mob boss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2...id.#48941121)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: coral theatre

He got his bag now he baggin baddies

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Date: May 18th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: vigorous field azn

Became a billionaire after selling all of his SUFI merchandise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2...id.#48941147)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Stimulating stain knife

NYT Opinion | “Whatever Happened to Dane Cook? He Made Partner, You Got PIP’d.”

By “Juris Doctor” Evan39 Vance (Safeway Night Manager | Equity Partner, Perkins Coie – Seattle, Coroner’s Office Subdivision | U.S. Vice President)

May 18, 2025

It begins—as most humiliations do now—with Tabitha accusing me of “emotional time theft” for clocking out five minutes early to mourn the death of irony.

I had just watched our shift pharmacist (age 50, Twitch hoodie, GPA tattoo) demand we restock the blue Monster Energy “not that turquoise slop you keep pushing.”

And that’s when I realized: Dane Cook didn’t fall off. He just made partner.

You remember him: sold out MSG riffing about Kool-Aid Men and anxiety. You laughed, then laughed at people who still laughed, then defaulted on your graduate PLUS loan.

Now he’s married to a 24-year-old named Kelsi, streams Call of Duty to 53 viewers, owns three homes, and has residuals from Mr. Brooks.

He didn’t fail. He rotated.

While you made fun of his “teen game nights,” he quietly equity-hedged the algorithm that replaced your freelance copy job.

He’s sipping rosé on a rooftop with Pilates baddies. You’re in a #wellness Slack channel muting your manager’s gifs.

He won. The Mahchine™ won. And you? You’re still formatting bullet points for a regional compliance deck no one reads.

So what happened to Dane Cook?

Nothing. You did.

https://www.newsweek.com/dane-cook-kelsi-taylor-wedding-age-difference-1829772

Postscript: These remarks do not reflect the views of the U.S. Government, the Perkins Coie Coroner’s Office, or the Safeway Night Management Guild (District 12). Tabitha, do not redact this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2...id.#48942596)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: yellow harsh feces location

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Date: May 19th, 2025 2:39 AM
Author: Stimulating stain knife



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: big-titted cordovan library



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Date: May 19th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Stimulating stain knife



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Date: May 18th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Navy fiercely-loyal lodge

He made an unfathomable amount of money doing stand up, he did some movies and didn't find too much success, and then everyone turned on him and shit on him all the time - and i assume he got sick of it.

I think he continued to do stand up locally in LA, and looks like he did 1 tour in 2018, but he probably doesn't feel the need to do all that much.

Showing up and doing 20 minutes of stand up and thrilling 150 people is probably a ton of fun, whereas standing around for 3 months to shoot a movie that people on Twitter are just going shit on just isn't that appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2...id.#48942668)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: elite ceo

I doubt he could get cast in a movie or sell out a big venue anyway but yeah I think he made it and is just chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2...id.#48942746)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Offensive bipolar jap

I saw him on a lineup at the Hollywood Improv about 2 years ago and he told a really crazy, elaborate story about a stalker he says he had. A woman who sent him 10K messages on IG and a video of herself buzzing her hair on his doorstep, but then she started taking her meds and sent him an apology.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2...id.#48942851)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:23 AM
Author: big-titted cordovan library

as i get older the more i understand that "washed up" performers are still a 0.001% life outcome. most people would kill to be in a cover band with a handful of regular fans at a local bar. selling out moderately sized venues nationwide isnt too bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2...id.#48943292)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 7:35 AM
Author: rose fear-inspiring point community account

i dont understand how this isnt obvious to anyone over the age of 4. shadeur sanders could get cut by the browns tomorrow and will still have already had a better life than basically everyone on earth and will continue to have a better life than everyone on earth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2...id.#48943355)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 8:00 AM
Author: big-titted cordovan library

people like mocking a fallen star which i guess is why celebrity gossip is so popular. i think its jealousy from the never-wases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2...id.#48943373)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Slap-happy big pocket flask nowag

getting cut by the browns seems like a positive outcome more often than not. Joe Thomas would have been much more successful long term and have a few rings had that somehow happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2...id.#48943411)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Aquamarine Histrionic Reading Party Crackhouse

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Date: May 19th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: anal church fat ankles



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Date: May 19th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Navy fiercely-loyal lodge

Not only is this true, but Dane Cook isn't even "washed up."

He could still do a theater tour and make an easy $5 mm this year playing to thousands of adoring fans.

He could still probably audition and get a couple of supporting movie or TV roles a year.

Its just that he was a 99.999% comic in terms of success for a couple of years, and now he's like 99.8% - and for him its better to slum it like a 99% comic at the LA Improv a couple of nights and be a hero rather than try to have the footrpint of the 99.8% comic - which would cause him to be shit on by the media.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2...id.#48945862)