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wife made a fucking mess snapping spaghetti noodles in half before boiling

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could h...
Cracking station milk
  06/29/24
She longs for the fist brother
sienna office
  06/22/25
what a disaster never let an Italian see this
blue foreskin gaming laptop
  06/29/24
Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs
stimulating domesticated crackhouse affirmative action
  06/29/24
wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast
blue foreskin gaming laptop
  06/29/24
here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soc...
blue foreskin gaming laptop
  06/29/24
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vengeful disgusting corn cake
  06/29/24
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orchid cuckoldry
  06/29/24
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buff curious trailer park
  06/29/24
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beady-eyed smoky newt set
  06/29/24
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Irradiated abode multi-billionaire
  06/29/24
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Cracking station milk
  07/02/24
dont use cheap pasta
vengeful disgusting corn cake
  06/29/24
sounds like you have some major marital problems man
Laughsome Dull Plaza Headpube
  06/29/24
Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling...
iridescent exciting step-uncle's house
  06/29/24
and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes
vengeful disgusting corn cake
  06/29/24
It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downwar...
iridescent exciting step-uncle's house
  06/29/24
pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1...
vengeful disgusting corn cake
  06/29/24
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iridescent exciting step-uncle's house
  06/29/24
No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap past...
Stirring primrose alpha
  06/22/25
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lascivious hairy legs indirect expression
  06/22/25
even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially ...
Laughsome Dull Plaza Headpube
  06/29/24
correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you...
Sticky plum love of her life box office
  06/29/24
Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pie...
iridescent exciting step-uncle's house
  06/29/24
fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, i...
Sticky plum love of her life box office
  07/02/24
"It doesn't carry the sauce as well." WHAT A FUCK...
mauve sanctuary
  06/22/25
It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretend...
orchid cuckoldry
  06/29/24
Snap one of her arms
Supple Pink Round Eye
  06/29/24
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racy mischievous rehab
  06/22/25
shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti
thriller fuchsia stage pocket flask
  06/29/24
(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)
flickering cerebral puppy
  06/29/24
Jfc
Slate menage son of senegal
  06/29/24
AESTD Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump
Irradiated abode multi-billionaire
  06/29/24
she did it again
Cracking station milk
  06/22/25
you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnappe...
Frisky provocative institution queen of the night
  06/22/25
I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do y...
lascivious hairy legs indirect expression
  06/22/25
You can't get any more prole jfc
sienna office
  06/22/25


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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: Cracking station milk

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could have accommodated 3 lbs of pasta no problem, said she grew up with small pots and can't break the habit of snapping them out of the box sending 100 pasta shards over the range, counters, floor. barbarous way to prepare pasta.

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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: sienna office

She longs for the fist brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#49041226)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: blue foreskin gaming laptop

what a disaster

never let an Italian see this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791755)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: stimulating domesticated crackhouse affirmative action

Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791815)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: blue foreskin gaming laptop

wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791832)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: blue foreskin gaming laptop

here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soccer fans ahead of a Euro 2024 soccer game by breaking packets of spaghetti in the Italians' faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htmaP-lfCbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791759)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: vengeful disgusting corn cake

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: orchid cuckoldry

Link delivered

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: buff curious trailer park

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: beady-eyed smoky newt set



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Irradiated abode multi-billionaire



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: Cracking station milk



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: vengeful disgusting corn cake

dont use cheap pasta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791817)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: Laughsome Dull Plaza Headpube

sounds like you have some major marital problems man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791822)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: iridescent exciting step-uncle's house

Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling water, so all the pieces fall inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791830)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: vengeful disgusting corn cake

and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791838)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: iridescent exciting step-uncle's house

It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downward and direct the path of the shards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791840)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: vengeful disgusting corn cake

pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1-2" apart to control the snap area and thereby minimize pasta shrapnel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791855)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: iridescent exciting step-uncle's house



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Stirring primrose alpha

No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap pasta in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#49041080)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: lascivious hairy legs indirect expression



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: Laughsome Dull Plaza Headpube

even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially until they soften then push them down into the water. breaking them in half is ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791847)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: Sticky plum love of her life box office

correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you want them long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791903)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: iridescent exciting step-uncle's house

Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pieces anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47792034)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: Sticky plum love of her life box office

fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, it doesn't carry the sauce as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47803154)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: mauve sanctuary

"It doesn't carry the sauce as well."

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT THING TO SAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#49041233)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: orchid cuckoldry

It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretending she “can’t break the habit” when it reality she just thinks her way is better and knows she can do it the way she prefers and you won’t do shit about it. You should tell her you prefer bucatini and have her make that instead. The thicker noodle doesn’t stay curled around the fork properly if it’s too short so it forces the issue of leaving it longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791875)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Supple Pink Round Eye

Snap one of her arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791884)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: racy mischievous rehab



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: thriller fuchsia stage pocket flask

shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791901)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: flickering cerebral puppy

(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: Slate menage son of senegal

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47792031)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Irradiated abode multi-billionaire

AESTD

Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47792069)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Cracking station milk

she did it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#49040932)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Frisky provocative institution queen of the night

you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnapped for the same amount of money right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#49040941)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: lascivious hairy legs indirect expression

I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do you "snap" spaghetti? It's literally just dough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#49041107)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: sienna office

You can't get any more prole jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#49041232)