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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
Aromatic carnelian address french chef
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
contagious piazza
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
marvelous marketing idea school
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
bossy smoky boiling water
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
contagious piazza
  11/12/24
wow!
irradiated house
  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
Red swollen candlestick maker
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
Stimulating translucent patrolman lay
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contagious piazza
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sinister site codepig
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irradiated house
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bossy smoky boiling water
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orange exciting national
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electric fantasy-prone striped hyena place of business
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Lascivious Fiercely-loyal University
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startling base nibblets
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irradiated house
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Brindle Pungent Ladyboy Mental Disorder
  06/27/25
Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
sinister site codepig
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
contagious piazza
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
Infuriating public bath roommate
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
Irate blood rage
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
marvelous marketing idea school
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
motley buff center tattoo
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Lascivious Fiercely-loyal University
  06/08/25
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startling base nibblets
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Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
Alcoholic duck-like juggernaut indian lodge
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irradiated house
  11/12/24
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Violent Crackhouse
  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
slippery shrine
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
irradiated house
  11/12/24
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irradiated house
  06/08/25
That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
Geriatric principal's office digit ratio
  06/08/25
Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
electric fantasy-prone striped hyena place of business
  06/08/25
Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
Lilac Exhilarant Mexican Range
  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
electric fantasy-prone striped hyena place of business
  06/08/25
three persons, one substance, one God.
contagious piazza
  06/08/25
Damning.
black haunting area philosopher-king
  06/08/25


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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: Aromatic carnelian address french chef

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: contagious piazza

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: marvelous marketing idea school

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: bossy smoky boiling water

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: contagious piazza

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: irradiated house

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: Red swollen candlestick maker

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Stimulating translucent patrolman lay

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: contagious piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: sinister site codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: irradiated house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: bossy smoky boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: orange exciting national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: electric fantasy-prone striped hyena place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Lascivious Fiercely-loyal University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: startling base nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: irradiated house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996474)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Brindle Pungent Ladyboy Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#49055425)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: sinister site codepig

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: contagious piazza

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Infuriating public bath roommate

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Irate blood rage

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: marvelous marketing idea school

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: motley buff center tattoo

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Lascivious Fiercely-loyal University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: startling base nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: Alcoholic duck-like juggernaut indian lodge

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: irradiated house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: Violent Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: slippery shrine

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: irradiated house

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: irradiated house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: Geriatric principal's office digit ratio

That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: electric fantasy-prone striped hyena place of business

Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Lilac Exhilarant Mexican Range

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: electric fantasy-prone striped hyena place of business

(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: contagious piazza

three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: black haunting area philosopher-king

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996493)