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Just told my wife she was worth $2.341 million

At first she was like, “what?” Then I told her,...
Comical startling locale
  02/26/26
$2.3M can buy some nice coins. She should be really happy.
duck-like dog poop
  02/26/26
Fuck coins. Fuck history. I just want to provide for my fami...
Comical startling locale
  02/26/26
You can get some nice coins for $2.3M, or fund half your kid...
duck-like dog poop
  02/26/26
College tuition can be had affordably remotely now. there's ...
Comical startling locale
  02/26/26
Yeah, but this is XO. I thought the board was prestige-orien...
duck-like dog poop
  02/26/26
We’re living in a brave new world. What is prestige? D...
Comical startling locale
  02/26/26
I've never been prestigious, so I think we're in agreement o...
duck-like dog poop
  02/26/26
But she's married to a fat faggot.
razzmatazz tattoo
  02/26/26
She’s married. She’s a multimillionaire. She has...
Comical startling locale
  02/26/26
She's humiliated by your huge fatness and general clownishne...
razzmatazz tattoo
  02/26/26
If his wife & kids are truly happy, he's done a lot more...
duck-like dog poop
  02/26/26
A month ago all he did was bitch about all of them. He's a ...
razzmatazz tattoo
  02/26/26
I don't know the guy personally, but I doubt XO perfectly re...
duck-like dog poop
  02/26/26
I fart and shit and jerk off and hate pedo state IRL.
razzmatazz tattoo
  02/26/26
So a few steps below the guy with a happy family, then.
duck-like dog poop
  02/26/26
Nah. I don't bitch about my family.
razzmatazz tattoo
  02/26/26
You sound pretty negative & unhappy in this thread. You ...
duck-like dog poop
  02/26/26
I have a big penis and I'm generally happy all day, every da...
razzmatazz tattoo
  02/26/26
You should exhibit more happiness here. Lighten up the board...
duck-like dog poop
  02/26/26
I think my Whok threading is 180
razzmatazz tattoo
  02/26/26
Can I poast that ass pic of her now? Imagine her happiness k...
electric milky theater faggotry
  02/26/26
No. That’s my wife, brother.
Comical startling locale
  02/26/26
We could share?
electric milky theater faggotry
  02/26/26
i'm worthless afaict
curious step-uncle's house corn cake
  02/26/26
isn't she entitled to half of your shit? so she's worth hal...
adventurous box office
  02/26/26
...
hot excitant shrine
  02/26/26
With all the kids it's probably closer to 90%
trip trailer park
  02/27/26
lovingly explain to her that you are so psychopathic and che...
boyish cerise rehab coffee pot
  02/26/26
Yeah. No life insurance policy. Also I have open fights with...
Comical startling locale
  02/26/26
He’s uninsurable.
electric milky theater faggotry
  02/26/26
180 your wife is lucky to have a man like you. Great father,...
Jet gas station
  02/26/26
Mashallah! 🤩 Baruch Hashem! 🤩 It is God’s will...
Comical startling locale
  02/26/26
...
Jet gas station
  02/26/26
...
duck-like dog poop
  02/26/26
180, you maed it
charcoal insanely creepy library
  02/26/26
lollllllling over counting the $1,000 in the figure
Awkward hairraiser market
  02/26/26
disco and his family happy? someone has hacked his account ...
house-broken ape
  02/27/26
The undertone is that if the market goes down today he will ...
electric milky theater faggotry
  02/27/26
This was just a way for this Jewish fat texan weirdo to bash...
Misanthropic dead parlor
  02/27/26
"look at the freak!" he shouted with crusted AIDS ...
Jet gas station
  02/27/26
CSLG has been railing disco fries' wife
doobsian theatre goal in life
  02/27/26
Now show her all your XO posts
Glassy mental disorder legal warrant
  02/27/26
Be sure to highlight the one where you outed her to a bunch ...
brass aromatic stain black woman
  02/27/26


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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Comical startling locale

At first she was like, “what?”

Then I told her, “that’s how much money you have.”

Her face lit up? “Are you serious?”

“Take a look.”

First time I’ve smiled in 10 weeks, and that includes Christmas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698100)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:37 PM
Author: duck-like dog poop

$2.3M can buy some nice coins. She should be really happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698109)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Comical startling locale

Fuck coins. Fuck history. I just want to provide for my family. You realize that coins are obsolete now, don’t you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698112)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: duck-like dog poop

You can get some nice coins for $2.3M, or fund half your kids' college tuition.

Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698118)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: Comical startling locale

College tuition can be had affordably remotely now. there's no reason to spend a fortune.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698294)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: duck-like dog poop

Yeah, but this is XO. I thought the board was prestige-oriented and against TTTs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698357)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Comical startling locale

We’re living in a brave new world. What is prestige? Does it matter? Does anyone care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698372)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: duck-like dog poop

I've never been prestigious, so I think we're in agreement on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698415)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: razzmatazz tattoo

But she's married to a fat faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698110)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:40 PM
Author: Comical startling locale

She’s married. She’s a multimillionaire. She has a big beautiful house. She has 4 kids she loves. She never has to fuck me. She’s set. And happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698115)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: razzmatazz tattoo

She's humiliated by your huge fatness and general clownishness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698119)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: duck-like dog poop

If his wife & kids are truly happy, he's done a lot more than a majority of guys out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698122)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: razzmatazz tattoo

A month ago all he did was bitch about all of them. He's a manchild. No one can be happy around that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698128)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: duck-like dog poop

I don't know the guy personally, but I doubt XO perfectly reflects who people really are in real life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698130)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: razzmatazz tattoo

I fart and shit and jerk off and hate pedo state IRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698131)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: duck-like dog poop

So a few steps below the guy with a happy family, then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698134)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz tattoo

Nah. I don't bitch about my family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698137)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: duck-like dog poop

You sound pretty negative & unhappy in this thread. You should poast more about the positives in your life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698145)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:55 PM
Author: razzmatazz tattoo

I have a big penis and I'm generally happy all day, every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698152)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: duck-like dog poop

You should exhibit more happiness here. Lighten up the board a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698156)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: razzmatazz tattoo

I think my Whok threading is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698157)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: electric milky theater faggotry

Can I poast that ass pic of her now? Imagine her happiness knowing dozens of real lawyers are jerking to her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698320)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Comical startling locale

No. That’s my wife, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698324)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: electric milky theater faggotry

We could share?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698488)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: curious step-uncle's house corn cake

i'm worthless afaict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698148)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:05 PM
Author: adventurous box office

isn't she entitled to half of your shit? so she's worth half that. unless you are worth double.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698176)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: hot excitant shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698312)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 2:13 AM
Author: trip trailer park

With all the kids it's probably closer to 90%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698880)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: boyish cerise rehab coffee pot

lovingly explain to her that you are so psychopathic and cheap that you refuse to protect her wellbeing and happiness with a life insurance policy and report back, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698209)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: Comical startling locale

Yeah. No life insurance policy. Also I have open fights with both my homeowners insurance carrier and my HOA. Serious, mudflinging affairs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698290)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: electric milky theater faggotry

He’s uninsurable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698322)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Jet gas station

180 your wife is lucky to have a man like you. Great father, husband, provider, poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698296)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:44 PM
Author: Comical startling locale

Mashallah! 🤩

Baruch Hashem! 🤩

It is God’s will! 🤩

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698317)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Jet gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698368)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: duck-like dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698358)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: charcoal insanely creepy library

180, you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698325)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Awkward hairraiser market

lollllllling over counting the $1,000 in the figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698425)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 2:24 AM
Author: house-broken ape

disco and his family happy? someone has hacked his account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698889)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 6:53 AM
Author: electric milky theater faggotry

The undertone is that if the market goes down today he will be unhappy again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698978)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 6:59 AM
Author: Misanthropic dead parlor

This was just a way for this Jewish fat texan weirdo to bash Christmas again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698988)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Jet gas station

"look at the freak!" he shouted with crusted AIDS cum in the corner of his mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49699145)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 8:50 AM
Author: doobsian theatre goal in life

CSLG has been railing disco fries' wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49699096)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:09 AM
Author: Glassy mental disorder legal warrant

Now show her all your XO posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698994)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:56 AM
Author: brass aromatic stain black woman

Be sure to highlight the one where you outed her to a bunch of psychotic legal gangsters who now know where she lives And works and even how she looks

Also, what made you smile? And do you realize how controlling and manipulative this post reveals you to be in that she didn't seem to have any idea how much wealth you two had?

She may opt for the Texas tradition of knocking you off and taking it all. The crazy thing is you would be much better off if she did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49699035)