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Hypo: $8M to drive 200 pounds of cocaine to 48 states
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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:15 AM Author: Nazca Redlines A genie makes you the following offer:
200 pounds of high qulaity, uncut cocaine will magically appear at any location you choose. You must then drive that cocaine to 48 US states. After you reach your 48th state, you will get $8M tax free.
The genie is neutral on police, cartel, and activity insofar as none will know of the cocaine or be looking for it or you (in relation to the hypo, at least) at the beginning of the hypo. But, the genie offers no protection from law enforcement, cartels, or gangs if you get on any radars once the hypo begins.
Do you accept? What's your strategy? |
Date: June 1st, 2026 11:17 AM Author: Cletus Van Damme i wouldnt do it because of moral reasons. fuck drug traffickers. but for sheer risk aversion reasons i would take it in a second. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49909999) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:18 AM Author: Nazca Redlines What moral reasons? You don't have to deliver the cocaine to any dealers or users.
What's your stragey if you take the deal? |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:19 AM Author: Cletus Van Damme rent a uhaul van, not a box truck and put it in the back blocked by a bunch of junk. drive safely. profit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49910003) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:26 AM Author: Nazca Redlines Uhaul seems conspicious and unnecessary. Why not a regular car/minivan/SUV? It would be more comfortable to drive and easier to drive safely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49910012) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:28 AM Author: Cletus Van Damme i would come up with stories about how im moving. im not putting a mattress and shit in a normal car. normal middle class people move like 10-15x/yr. theres nothing conspicuous about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49910018) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:17 AM Author: crime lord this is hard, because you're virtually certain to be pulled over multiple times just for having out of state plates (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49910000) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:24 AM Author: Nazca Redlines Disagree. In particular, for a white or Asian driver (i.e., most of XO) driving a reasonably nice but inconspicuous car, like a newish Toyota and obeying traffic laws.
I've driven cross country multiple times. We (me and the friends/GFs I drove with) were only pulled over once or twice across many thousands of cross-country driving miles. The single time I was pulled over as the driver on one of those trips, I was probably going 85 in a 70 in an area I now know was heavily policed. |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:30 AM Author: crime lord i've gotten pullled over in alabama, georgia and south carolina a bunch with out of state plates. i've never even gotten ticketed. cop just wants to poke around. don't think i could handle that with 200 lbs of cocaine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49910021) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:56 AM Author: Nazca Redlines Were you going the speed limit? What's suspicious about you? Even in low-traffic areas, I-95 gets thousands of cars per day, most (even most with OOS plates) aren't getting pulled over.
Did they ever search your car? You could package the cocaine such that a human wouldn't be able to smell it if you got pulled over, unlike 200 pounds of weed, which would be very tough to mask. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 11:00 AM Author: ...,....,,........ Let's say he was going the speed limit and the cop just wanted to fuck with an out-of-state plates.
He's FUCKT. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM Author: Nazca Redlines This just doesn't happen much. Even if it does happen, they're probably not searching your car if you don't give them a good reason to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911347) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:19 AM Author: gaetan dugas nah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49910002) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:25 AM Author: Nazca Redlines Why not? You can keep the cocaine after completing the trip if you want. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49910010) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:56 AM Author: gaetan dugas never been pulled over in my life
no reason risking my asshole for 8MM |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 12:18 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Sounds like you're a good candidate for saying "yes" to the hypo if you've never been pulled over (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49910038) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 2:23 PM Author: gaetan dugas 8mm is not worth the chance of life in prison with insane niggers and spics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49910132) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 12:52 PM Author: cowgod63&1/3 absolutely. rent one of those big mercedes touring vans so that even in the unlikely event it is ever found there is still some plausible deniability that it’s yours. package it up beyond airtight and then weld it shut into metal containers made to be concealed in the van’s storage areas. customize the van as necessary so that these containers are seamlessly integrated into the rest of the upholstery. you’re advantaged over normal mules in that the packaging, extraction, and eventual condition of the cocaine do not have to meet any efficiency or quality standards. pack up your family and take them on a cross-country road trip (which explains the rented van). obey all traffic rules. i would be surprised if an optimized path to drive into every state is much more than 10k miles. you could be done in two weeks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49910054) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:22 AM Author: Nazca Redlines Bringing your kids is a 180 twist but ljl about "plausible" deniability (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911000) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 11:28 AM Author: cowgod63&1/3 it is admittedly not the strongest link in the chain. at the end of the day, it is difficult to imagine a scenario other than a catastrophic car accident where the drugs would be discovered with this approach though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911102) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 11:01 AM Author: ...,....,,........ "ever found there is still some plausible deniability that it’s yours"
There are a lot of white bros who spending time in POUNDMYASS Federal Prison who tried that same argument. |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:24 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ( ) The only way this is really difficult is if FLOCK cameras have nationalized to the point that police would be alerted to you driving a zany zig-zag route across the country. The risk/reward seems fine otherwise.
I’ve road tripped all over the country and have been pulled over zero times. The only real risk is from a traffic accident. Getting pwned because of some fender bender with a lunatic Baltimore driver on I-95 would be an infuriating way to end this challenge. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 3:13 PM Author: Nazca Redlines I doubt national networks using flock cameras are flagging regular people with no prior history or flags in the system to have local PD pull them over.
A fender bender wouldn't necessary send you to prison. If you can drive the car away after, nbd. Even if you can't, if you have the coke in a few suitcases or boxes, you can still have a good shot of getting out of there. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 5:58 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ( ) That’s a good point. I haven’t gotten into a situation where automobiles caused me to interact with police in any way in like 20+years. So I guess I’m not really tuned into the risks associated with getting pulled over or dinged up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911588) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:39 PM Author: Richard Ames Yes. Buy a Sprinter van and film the trip as a "Touring the USA" vlog series on YouTube. Perfect cover IMO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49910188) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:32 AM Author: Rage Problems Of course. The chances of being caught have to be like 1 in 10,000 if you are smart about it. I’ll take those odds for 8 mill tax free. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911018) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 3:14 PM Author: Nazca Redlines What are you doing to be "smart about it"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911346) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 10:50 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface All 48 contiguous states? Oh FUCK NO...I couldn't even make it out of my shithole city without fucking immigrants rear ending me and sending me to jail for life, let alone driving through the other 47 states (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911061) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 11:02 AM Author: ...,....,,........ The moment you have some unforeseen mechanical problem or if you get into a traffic accident, you're FUCKT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911080) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 11:05 AM Author: Rage Problems Why? Cops don’t normally search your vehicle over routine issues. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911084) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 3:16 PM Author: Nazca Redlines And, also, how often do these issues happen? Buy a new Toyota, get your oil changed part we through the trip. The odds of a breakdown are tiny if you're smart. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911350) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 11:10 AM Author: Only sane guy in the room where'd they get it? lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911087) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 3:16 PM Author: Nazca Redlines It's magic genie coke. Are you in? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911352) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 12:44 PM Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions Easy yes. I'd do it just to keep the 200lbs of coke. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911162) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:01 PM Author: Juan Eighty If I get pulled over I start inhaling cocaine and I go out in $tyle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911190) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:25 PM Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions Lawyer inhales 200lbs of cocaine and goes out in a sniff of glory (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911233) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:17 PM Author: ~~(> ' ' )> Deal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911210) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 3:18 PM Author: computers turn your kids gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911354) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:19 PM Author: Bespoke Poaster make it $18 mill and im IN strategy: buy high-end SUV or whatever with tinted back windows, wear a womans wig and sunglasses while driving (females less likely to be pulled over), never drive after dark (women dont roadtrip solo and drive after dark), have a golden in the passenger seat, profit |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:38 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) $18M is the street value of the product. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911248) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 3:23 PM Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,.., Do you get to keep the coke at the end of the hypo? Op doesn’t say you have to deliver, just drive it around.
$8m to do a series of cross country drug deals with doods you don’t know seems like a bad idea |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 2:42 PM Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,.., I like how the idea of cross dressing is more preferable and attainable for you than simply finding a chick to go on a road trip with you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911320) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 3:19 PM Author: Nazca Redlines This is way, way more likely to cause problems.
Smoked out luxury SUV is instantly on cops' radars
A copy walking up and seeing it's actually a dude is going to raise even more questions.
TCR is drive a 2024 Ford Escape or Rav 4, wearing a polo |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:41 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) TCR is pack the coke into lead-lined 1/4"-thick steel boxes that you weld onto various portions of the body. Wear a polo and drive the shortest route thru all 50 states in a car you're comfortable driving. For me, that's an F-150 raptor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911460) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:26 PM Author: california burrito That's 90 kilos lol how much space would that take up? No way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911237) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 3:21 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Not that much. Here's 111 pounds: https://www.westernslopenow.com/news/111-pounds-of-cocaine-found-hidden-in-vehicle/
You could easily fit 200 pounds in a few suitcases. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:27 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) Easy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911239) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:31 PM Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,.., sure. I'd bring my whole family as cover, load the car with a bunch of extra crap, drive the speed limit and make a summer tour out of it. even I got pulled over or some spic rear ended me, they wouldn't search shit.
Prob try to play pebble beach and banedon dunes while I was at it. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 3:21 PM Author: Nazca Redlines (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911360) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 3:41 PM Author: papal buttocks (β π) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911370) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 3:29 PM Author: Bill Nye the Forced Bi Guy I'd spend a few thousand on a drone that sits on the roof and has all the cocaine attached so if I get pulled over it just flies off and hides (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911365) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 3:44 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Link to a drone that can sit on the roof and quickly fly away with 200 pounds strapped to it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911372) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 3:50 PM Author: Bill Nye the Forced Bi Guy 10 drones that can carry 20 pounds each (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911384) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 3:35 PM Author: Bill Nye the Forced Bi Guy Or buy one of those trucks that transports multiple new cars at once and put the drugs in the trunk of one thats least accessible. Cops aren't gonna search all that ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911369) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 3:45 PM Author: Nazca Redlines (not a CDL Life reader--https://cdllife.com/2025/no-charges-for-car-hauler-after-cops-find-62-pounds-of-drugs-in-bmw-load/) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911373) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 3:51 PM Author: Bill Nye the Forced Bi Guy The DEA knew about this ahead of time and tipped off the cops (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911385) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:10 PM Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,. you're way, way more likely to get pulled over driving a big truck than a sedan. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911421) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:40 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Especially because no one ITT actually knows how to drive a big rig. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911455) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:47 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911477) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:15 PM Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,. if you drive a car and stay on the interstates, you should be fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911425) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:40 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Are you in? What kind of car are you using? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911458) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:51 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) I'm in. I'd buy a brand new sprinter van and increase the floor height by about 1 inch. That should be plenty of space for a lead-lined compartment for the product and would not be noticeable whatsoever. I'd convert the back to a "living space" and then do a youtube video about hitting all 48 contiguous US states in some sort of van life video with my hot organic fiancee. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911483) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 5:27 PM Author: Popeshchenko Why the fuck does it have to be lead-lined? You think they're gonna x-ray your Sprinter van? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911529) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 5:36 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) realistically, this is only a concern in TX and CA, but yes, it is a concern. It's also just a few hundred dollars extra. I-10 would be the toughest portion of the drive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911543) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:09 PM Author: Popeshchenko This is fucking retarded
If you take a route that has any sort of checkpoint, you already fucked up
Also, if they happen to scan your van, sure, they're not going to immediately see your packages of drugs. But they are going to see that your Sprinter van has some weird lead-lined false floor... |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 5:43 PM Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this Easy. I'd do it for like $2 million. Not to "self out" but I'm a white chad.
I'd cop a new Explorer, put on a state police license plate holder, cop some aviators, drive the speed limit during daylight hours, and PROFIT. 0.00 chance of getting pulled over. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 5:50 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911565) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:28 PM Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) Lol, this is less than 8,500 miles and can be covered in less than 6 continuous days of driving. (https://www.smartertravel.com/shortest-road-trip-route-through-the-states/)
If you're caught, yes you're going federal and yes it's (A)-level, but everyone here but benzo is criminal history category I and safety-valve eligible. Your inability to proffer will hurt you, so you might want to consider thinking of a local biggie you can credibly but non-dangerously finger if you're caught. (This isn't that hard. For the most part they just catch that person with new drugs; they won't actually prosecute them for your drugs, and thus you're never outted.) Do it right and you're likely looking at something south of 3 years. Obviously do not bring a gun.
Obviously the goal is to not get pulled over, but mostly to not get pulled over by a K-9 unit (largely random, although there are some "drug corridors" that get funding for this type of interdiction stop) or, if you're pulled over, not get searched or have a K-9 unit called in. Drive during the day only, drive 4-5 over the speed limit, be White, stay in decent hotels, and don't pick something stupid as your vehicle. I would go with a single owned vehicle rather than trying to rent in different states to avoid the OOS tags.
I would load everything (I'm assuming the genie gives this shit to us in the standard airtight kilo packaging) totally separate from your car into rubbermaid containers and keep the packages fully submerged in shampoo. Obviously no guarantees, but that at least gives you a chance if they happen to run a dog around the outside. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:36 PM Author: Popeshchenko Hey boomer,
That's some retarded AI generated site. No chance in hell can you make a route that hits all 48 in under 8,500 miles. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:39 PM Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) ChatGPT drew me a route that isn't that one but is a little shorter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911683) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:44 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Largely CR until the shampoo part. You'd need a lot of shampoo to cover 200 pounds of cocaine, and your car reeking of tresseme is going to raise some eyebrows. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911696) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:40 PM Author: gibberish (?) Fuck yes let's go (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870421&forum_id=2...id.#49911689) |