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wife made a fucking mess snapping spaghetti noodles in half before boiling

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could h...
Bespoke Impertinent Keepsake Machete Ape
  06/29/24
She longs for the fist brother
NIGGER FAGGOT
  06/22/25
what a disaster never let an Italian see this
Contagious Fat Ankles
  06/29/24
Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs
glassy hell therapy
  06/29/24
wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast
Contagious Fat Ankles
  06/29/24
here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soc...
Contagious Fat Ankles
  06/29/24
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flatulent adventurous sanctuary legend
  06/29/24
Link delivered
Spectacular honey-headed meetinghouse
  06/29/24
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red swashbuckling lettuce police squad
  06/29/24
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Bistre athletic conference
  06/29/24
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razzle dragon
  06/29/24
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Bespoke Impertinent Keepsake Machete Ape
  07/02/24
dont use cheap pasta
flatulent adventurous sanctuary legend
  06/29/24
sounds like you have some major marital problems man
dashing community account
  06/29/24
Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling...
slippery house genital piercing
  06/29/24
and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes
flatulent adventurous sanctuary legend
  06/29/24
It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downwar...
slippery house genital piercing
  06/29/24
pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1...
flatulent adventurous sanctuary legend
  06/29/24
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slippery house genital piercing
  06/29/24
No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap past...
Fucking Fuckface
  06/22/25
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Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  06/22/25
even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially ...
dashing community account
  06/29/24
correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you...
Cracking scarlet business firm immigrant
  06/29/24
Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pie...
slippery house genital piercing
  06/29/24
fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, i...
Cracking scarlet business firm immigrant
  07/02/24
"It doesn't carry the sauce as well." WHAT A FUCK...
Penis Six Nine
  06/22/25
It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretend...
Spectacular honey-headed meetinghouse
  06/29/24
Snap one of her arms
blathering wagecucks forum
  06/29/24
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automatic admit
  06/22/25
shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti
cowardly boistinker
  06/29/24
(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)
territorial transparent prole
  06/29/24
Jfc
curious nursing home
  06/29/24
AESTD Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump
razzle dragon
  06/29/24
she did it again
Dunedain cowboy
  06/22/25
you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnappe...
hank_scorpio
  06/22/25
I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do y...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  06/22/25
You can't get any more prole jfc
NIGGER FAGGOT
  06/22/25


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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: Bespoke Impertinent Keepsake Machete Ape

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could have accommodated 3 lbs of pasta no problem, said she grew up with small pots and can't break the habit of snapping them out of the box sending 100 pasta shards over the range, counters, floor. barbarous way to prepare pasta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791749)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: NIGGER FAGGOT

She longs for the fist brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#49041226)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Contagious Fat Ankles

what a disaster

never let an Italian see this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791755)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: glassy hell therapy

Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791815)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Contagious Fat Ankles

wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791832)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: Contagious Fat Ankles

here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soccer fans ahead of a Euro 2024 soccer game by breaking packets of spaghetti in the Italians' faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htmaP-lfCbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791759)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: flatulent adventurous sanctuary legend

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Spectacular honey-headed meetinghouse

Link delivered

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: red swashbuckling lettuce police squad

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Bistre athletic conference



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: razzle dragon



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: Bespoke Impertinent Keepsake Machete Ape



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: flatulent adventurous sanctuary legend

dont use cheap pasta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791817)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: dashing community account

sounds like you have some major marital problems man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791822)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: slippery house genital piercing

Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling water, so all the pieces fall inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791830)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: flatulent adventurous sanctuary legend

and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791838)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: slippery house genital piercing

It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downward and direct the path of the shards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791840)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: flatulent adventurous sanctuary legend

pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1-2" apart to control the snap area and thereby minimize pasta shrapnel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791855)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: slippery house genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791898)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap pasta in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#49041080)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#49041096)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: dashing community account

even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially until they soften then push them down into the water. breaking them in half is ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791847)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: Cracking scarlet business firm immigrant

correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you want them long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791903)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: slippery house genital piercing

Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pieces anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47792034)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: Cracking scarlet business firm immigrant

fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, it doesn't carry the sauce as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47803154)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Penis Six Nine

"It doesn't carry the sauce as well."

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT THING TO SAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#49041233)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: Spectacular honey-headed meetinghouse

It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretending she “can’t break the habit” when it reality she just thinks her way is better and knows she can do it the way she prefers and you won’t do shit about it. You should tell her you prefer bucatini and have her make that instead. The thicker noodle doesn’t stay curled around the fork properly if it’s too short so it forces the issue of leaving it longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791875)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: blathering wagecucks forum

Snap one of her arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791884)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: automatic admit



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: cowardly boistinker

shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791901)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: territorial transparent prole

(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791970)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: curious nursing home

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47792031)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: razzle dragon

AESTD

Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47792069)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Dunedain cowboy (πŸΎπŸ‘£)

she did it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#49040932)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnapped for the same amount of money right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#49040941)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do you "snap" spaghetti? It's literally just dough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#49041107)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: NIGGER FAGGOT

You can't get any more prole jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#49041232)