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Walnut kitty nursing home
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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
Chrome Knife
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fucking lol
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Height of assosciate?
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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
orange laughsome stain
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lmfao
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LOL
Very Tactful Business Firm Multi-billionaire
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lol
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this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
turquoise dragon
  03/12/15
Moar!
Hairraiser Philosopher-king Psychic
  03/15/15
the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
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unhinged home faggotry
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
Motley amethyst boistinker
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
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Unholy space
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It practically writes itself!
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Unholy space
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Unholy space
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
Unholy space
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You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
Misunderstood pozpig becky
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charismatic white gas station idiot
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
Walnut kitty nursing home
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
Motley amethyst boistinker
  03/11/15
so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
Walnut kitty nursing home
  03/11/15
Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
Motley amethyst boistinker
  03/11/15
i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
Walnut kitty nursing home
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Shit
Motley amethyst boistinker
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This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
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Unholy space
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still going strong
Charcoal contagious doctorate gaming laptop
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(Chip Kelly)
sadistic fragrant mental disorder field
  03/11/15
Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
Motley amethyst boistinker
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Snowy thriller hominid stage
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So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
Misunderstood pozpig becky
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All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
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Motley amethyst boistinker
  03/11/15
There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
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Hairless mexican
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"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
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Chrome Knife
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Hairless mexican
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
Motley amethyst boistinker
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*bark aves
Cerise Famous Landscape Painting
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Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
Unholy space
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Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
Crawly water buffalo set
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Abnormal Keepsake Machete Property
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All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
sadistic fragrant mental disorder field
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
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Chrome Knife
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
sadistic fragrant mental disorder field
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OMG spot on movie voice guy!
turquoise dragon
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i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
Blue swashbuckling wagecucks
  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
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I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
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Lilac french chef
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
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adventurous trust fund
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Claret Queen Of The Night
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Brilliant Gaping
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skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
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Zombie-like Stage Stock Car
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Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
Shivering mauve parlour fortuitous meteor
  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
Motley amethyst boistinker
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
aromatic gunner
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
Motley amethyst boistinker
  03/12/15
don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
Hairraiser Philosopher-king Psychic
  10/09/16
Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
exhilarant cyan forum
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Motley amethyst boistinker
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Unholy space
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
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Red Exciting Address Crotch
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Charcoal contagious doctorate gaming laptop
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Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
sadistic fragrant mental disorder field
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(Rick Reilly)
Bateful pervert
  03/12/15
That hurt bro.
sadistic fragrant mental disorder field
  03/12/15
great thread
Excitant Hall Idea He Suggested
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Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
turquoise dragon
  03/12/15
no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
orange laughsome stain
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I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
buck-toothed brindle travel guidebook
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adventurous trust fund
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
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buck-toothed brindle travel guidebook
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
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vibrant pit
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
Charcoal contagious doctorate gaming laptop
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Unholy space
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
buck-toothed brindle travel guidebook
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Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
Bespoke Hospital Genital Piercing
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Unholy space
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bump for Buddy
buck-toothed brindle travel guidebook
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We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
stirring menage lettuce
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This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
fantasy-prone chapel
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"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
fantasy-prone chapel
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Snowy thriller hominid stage
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Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
charismatic white gas station idiot
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cerebral silver kitchen
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ultramarine theater
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*makes Buddy partner*
Apoplectic dilemma
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sadistic fragrant mental disorder field
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Aquamarine flatulent point
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Hairless mexican
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ruh roh
Lilac french chef
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Red Exciting Address Crotch
  03/25/15
who's a good associate?
Glittery mentally impaired trailer park
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http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
Ocher area
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Motley amethyst boistinker
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Hairless mexican
  04/03/15
imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
Beady-eyed garnet library
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HOLY SHIT 180000000
Motley amethyst boistinker
  04/02/15
1800000000000000000
Snowy thriller hominid stage
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Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
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Bistre 180 Church Building Partner
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Walnut kitty nursing home
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ivory whorehouse
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Brilliant Gaping
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histrionic umber heaven quadroon
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Unholy space
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go Get Em!
Charcoal contagious doctorate gaming laptop
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Unholy space
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Big Place Of Business
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Red Exciting Address Crotch
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180^180
Blue swashbuckling wagecucks
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Lilac french chef
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Walnut kitty nursing home
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thirsty voyeur
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I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
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exhilarant cyan forum
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brass temple internal respiration
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Charcoal contagious doctorate gaming laptop
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Unholy space
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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supple green sanctuary
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HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
sticky idiotic office community account
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underrated
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supple green sanctuary
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Red Exciting Address Crotch
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https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
Lilac french chef
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Motley amethyst boistinker
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
Fishy French Bawdyhouse
  06/03/15
Ouch
Motley amethyst boistinker
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
Zombie-like Stage Stock Car
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Unholy space
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Snowy thriller hominid stage
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Red Exciting Address Crotch
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supple green sanctuary
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Godawful soul-stirring crackhouse national security agency
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it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
Dark geriatric native
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
Red Exciting Address Crotch
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
exhilarant cyan forum
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Motley amethyst boistinker
  11/06/15
Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
Red Exciting Address Crotch
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
exhilarant cyan forum
  02/12/16
I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
Hairraiser Philosopher-king Psychic
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brass temple internal respiration
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Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
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brass temple internal respiration
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Unholy space
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Unholy space
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uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
comical school
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
brass temple internal respiration
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https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
brass temple internal respiration
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brass temple internal respiration
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Threads like these are why this bort is the best
ivory whorehouse
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exhilarant cyan forum
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CR.
Unholy space
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Red Exciting Address Crotch
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brass temple internal respiration
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i really like it here
Motley amethyst boistinker
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Unholy space
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Unholy space
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
Unholy space
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ivory whorehouse
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brass temple internal respiration
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One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
ivory whorehouse
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Motley amethyst boistinker
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arrogant multi-colored orchestra pit
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Unholy space
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Woah CR friend :-)
Unholy space
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ivory whorehouse
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ivory whorehouse
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
passionate hot plaza
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Hideous church skinny woman
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ivory whorehouse
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Demanding vengeful party of the first part
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Hideous church skinny woman
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ungodly faggot firefighter trump supporter
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Very Tactful Business Firm Multi-billionaire
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Red Exciting Address Crotch
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TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds...
Vivacious base
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: orange laughsome stain

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:40 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:19 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: Hairraiser Philosopher-king Psychic

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:23 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Motley amethyst boistinker

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Crawly water buffalo set

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Hairraiser Philosopher-king Psychic

It practically writes itself!

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Unholy space

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#44001652)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Misunderstood pozpig becky

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Motley amethyst boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: charismatic white gas station idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Walnut kitty nursing home

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Motley amethyst boistinker

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Walnut kitty nursing home

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: Motley amethyst boistinker

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Walnut kitty nursing home

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Motley amethyst boistinker

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Snowy thriller hominid stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Flickering onyx codepig international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Shivering mauve parlour fortuitous meteor

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: slap-happy buff new version stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: Motley amethyst boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: Charcoal contagious doctorate gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: Unholy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: Charcoal contagious doctorate gaming laptop

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: sadistic fragrant mental disorder field

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Motley amethyst boistinker

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Snowy thriller hominid stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Misunderstood pozpig becky

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: sadistic fragrant mental disorder field

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Motley amethyst boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Misunderstood pozpig becky

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: sadistic fragrant mental disorder field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: Lascivious adulterous site macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: charismatic white gas station idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: histrionic umber heaven quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Hairless mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Crawly water buffalo set

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Motley amethyst boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Gold learning disabled senate toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Chrome Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Hairless mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Motley amethyst boistinker

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Cerise Famous Landscape Painting

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: titillating peach location mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: Unholy space

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Crawly water buffalo set

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Abnormal Keepsake Machete Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: sadistic fragrant mental disorder field

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Ebony death wish dingle berry

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: exhilarant cyan forum

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Crawly water buffalo set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Milky yarmulke potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Disrespectful awkward scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: Abnormal Keepsake Machete Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: slap-happy buff new version stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: Snowy thriller hominid stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: marvelous brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: orange laughsome stain

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: Chrome Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: pea-brained infuriating goal in life friendly grandma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: talented meetinghouse hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: sadistic fragrant mental disorder field

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: turquoise dragon

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Blue swashbuckling wagecucks

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Glittery mentally impaired trailer park

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: topaz anal selfie theatre

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: supple green sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Lilac french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Bistre 180 Church Building Partner

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: House-broken grizzly legal warrant boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: navy judgmental milk depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Walnut kitty nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Galvanic Stubborn Prole Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: ivory whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: ivory whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: ivory whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: stimulating overrated ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: histrionic umber heaven quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: Charcoal contagious doctorate gaming laptop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: Unholy space

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: Mewling curious tanning salon sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: exhilarant cyan forum

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: adventurous trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Claret Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Brilliant Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: arousing sapphire piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Mind-boggling harsh resort

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: Zombie-like Stage Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Shivering mauve parlour fortuitous meteor

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Motley amethyst boistinker

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: aromatic gunner

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Motley amethyst boistinker

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Hairraiser Philosopher-king Psychic

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: exhilarant cyan forum

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Motley amethyst boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Unholy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: sticky idiotic office community account

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Red Exciting Address Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: sadistic fragrant mental disorder field

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: appetizing center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Startled ticket booth dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Walnut kitty nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Charcoal contagious doctorate gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: sadistic fragrant mental disorder field

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Bateful pervert

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: sadistic fragrant mental disorder field

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Excitant Hall Idea He Suggested

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: turquoise dragon

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: orange laughsome stain

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Sickened bisexual stead

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: buck-toothed brindle travel guidebook

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: adventurous trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: buck-toothed brindle travel guidebook

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: buck-toothed brindle travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Apoplectic dilemma

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: vibrant pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: Charcoal contagious doctorate gaming laptop

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: Unholy space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: buck-toothed brindle travel guidebook

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Bespoke Hospital Genital Piercing

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Unholy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: buck-toothed brindle travel guidebook

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: stirring menage lettuce

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: fantasy-prone chapel

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: fantasy-prone chapel

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Snowy thriller hominid stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: charismatic white gas station idiot

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: cerebral silver kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: ultramarine theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: Apoplectic dilemma

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: sadistic fragrant mental disorder field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Aquamarine flatulent point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Hairless mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Lilac french chef

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Red Exciting Address Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Glittery mentally impaired trailer park

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Ocher area

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Motley amethyst boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Hairless mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Beady-eyed garnet library

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Motley amethyst boistinker

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Snowy thriller hominid stage

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: supple green sanctuary

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: Spectacular lavender wrinkle mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Henna Impertinent Corner Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: orange laughsome stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Red Exciting Address Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Lilac french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: concupiscible maroon state black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#28027555)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: histrionic umber heaven quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#28084155)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: razzle karate circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#28638620)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Bistre 180 Church Building Partner

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Walnut kitty nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: Offensive Razzmatazz Theater Stage Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#31449727)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: ivory whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#31598240)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: massive emerald feces spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#35253023)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: Brilliant Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#39053699)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: histrionic umber heaven quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#43566259)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Unholy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Charcoal contagious doctorate gaming laptop

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: Unholy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#44011456)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Big Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27625755)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Red Exciting Address Crotch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Blue swashbuckling wagecucks

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Lilac french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Walnut kitty nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: thirsty voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#35253013)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: Red Exciting Address Crotch

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Red Exciting Address Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: exhilarant cyan forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: brass temple internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: Charcoal contagious doctorate gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Unholy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: supple green sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: sticky idiotic office community account

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: trip cruise ship old irish cottage

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: supple green sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Red Exciting Address Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Lilac french chef

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Motley amethyst boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Fishy French Bawdyhouse

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: Motley amethyst boistinker

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Zombie-like Stage Stock Car

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Unholy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Snowy thriller hominid stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: coiffed locus nibblets

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Startled ticket booth dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: Snowy thriller hominid stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Red Exciting Address Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: supple green sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Godawful soul-stirring crackhouse national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#28632766)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: Dark geriatric native

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Red Exciting Address Crotch

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: exhilarant cyan forum

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: Motley amethyst boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Red Exciting Address Crotch

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: exhilarant cyan forum

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Hairraiser Philosopher-king Psychic

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: brass temple internal respiration



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: cracking school cafeteria background story

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: brass temple internal respiration



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Unholy space



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Unholy space



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: comical school

uhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#30274638)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: brass temple internal respiration

needed more golden retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#30290881)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: brass temple internal respiration

https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing-suit-and-tie.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#30290859)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: useless tan institution



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: brass temple internal respiration



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: ivory whorehouse

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#30562467)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: exhilarant cyan forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#30935970)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Unholy space

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#43587047)



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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: Red Exciting Address Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#30881680)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: brass temple internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#31038347)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Motley amethyst boistinker

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#31039776)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Unholy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#43587048)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Unholy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#44011463)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: Unholy space

Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#44011466)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: ivory whorehouse



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: brass temple internal respiration



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: ivory whorehouse

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#31598202)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: brass temple internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#31598445)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: Motley amethyst boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#31598719)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Red Exciting Address Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#31632749)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: arrogant multi-colored orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#32227623)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Unholy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#43587050)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Unholy space

Woah CR friend :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#44011476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: ivory whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#31714746)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: deranged blathering dog poop



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: useless tan institution



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: ivory whorehouse



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: passionate hot plaza

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#32227674)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Red Exciting Address Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#32312509)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Red Exciting Address Crotch



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Hideous church skinny woman



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: ivory whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#32593754)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: brass temple internal respiration



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: Demanding vengeful party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#32972265)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Hideous church skinny woman



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: ungodly faggot firefighter trump supporter



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: Very Tactful Business Firm Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#33437339)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Red Exciting Address Crotch



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Vivacious base

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#33985693)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Red Exciting Address Crotch

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#33985710)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: Unholy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#44011472)



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: Unholy space



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Violet irradiated coffee pot



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: stimulating overrated ape

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#34010145)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Unholy space

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#44011480)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: fear-inspiring public bath jap



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Well-lubricated gay people who are hurt candlestick maker

he made equity partner

https://i.imgur.com/HsIjrxd.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#34113484)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: Unholy space

Gorgeous jet set

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Magical sooty juggernaut really tough guy

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/11/02/the-suspect-told-police-give-me-a-lawyer-dog-the-court-says-he-wasnt-asking-for-a-lawyer/?sw_bypass=true&utm_term=.56a8c8451977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#34596394)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: mahogany kink-friendly deer antler



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Domesticated locale



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Brilliant Gaping



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: brass temple internal respiration



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: useless tan institution



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: brass temple internal respiration



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: unhinged home faggotry



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Red Exciting Address Crotch

Happy Friday everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#36631904)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: vermilion provocative elastic band messiness



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Carnelian twinkling uncleanness tattoo

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

https://www.boredpanda.com/homeless-cat-hired-employee-dr-leon-advogato/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#38876452)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: translucent weed whacker

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#39053685)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: seedy private investor kitty cat



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author: Cobalt Rehab Main People



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: Charcoal contagious doctorate gaming laptop

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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: Abnormal Keepsake Machete Property

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#39059516)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Abnormal Keepsake Machete Property

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#39061680)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: seedy private investor kitty cat

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#39061716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: Abnormal Keepsake Machete Property

oh son of a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#39061816)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: ruby sandwich

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: Unholy space



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Date: February 9th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author: Autistic blood rage



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:25 AM
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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:34 AM
Author: vibrant pit



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Date: December 6th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: Unholy space



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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: Charcoal contagious doctorate gaming laptop



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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Charcoal contagious doctorate gaming laptop

The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging through the file boxes for his bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#45283374)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM
Author: histrionic umber heaven quadroon



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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: Charcoal contagious doctorate gaming laptop

and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup in the land

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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
Author: Charcoal contagious doctorate gaming laptop



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Date: October 12th, 2025 2:13 PM
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