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Cock Control to Training Tom

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hairraiser alcoholic place of business
  11/28/22
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marvelous sanctuary gaming laptop
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Cock Control to Trainin' Tom Cock Control to Trainin' Tom...
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marvelous sanctuary gaming laptop
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filthy digit ratio parlour
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claret library stain
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hairraiser alcoholic place of business
  12/06/22
Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?
shivering temple background story
  12/13/22
Me.
hairraiser alcoholic place of business
  12/13/22
Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What ...
shivering temple background story
  12/13/22
It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates...
hairraiser alcoholic place of business
  12/13/22
That was an amazing story.
shivering temple background story
  12/14/22
Thank you for your service.
Violent stead
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Sable Bateful Mad Cow Disease Hospital
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Vibrant Haunted Graveyard Institution
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misunderstood famous landscape painting
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hairraiser alcoholic place of business
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hairraiser alcoholic place of business
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Bespoke confused theatre hominid
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hairraiser alcoholic place of business
  12/09/22
this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock co...
ultramarine queen of the night
  12/11/22
can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “c...
Medicated Base Multi-billionaire
  12/11/22
I'm happy either way.
hairraiser alcoholic place of business
  12/11/22
i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment ...
ultramarine queen of the night
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Ocher Lascivious Garrison
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Woah.
hairraiser alcoholic place of business
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blathering amber prole
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mind-boggling cuckold
  12/14/22
btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may hav...
hairraiser alcoholic place of business
  12/14/22
assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, ...
ultramarine queen of the night
  12/14/22
I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.
hairraiser alcoholic place of business
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hairraiser alcoholic place of business
  12/13/22
BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live: ...
ultramarine queen of the night
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hairraiser alcoholic place of business
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Embarrassed To The Bone Tank Gaping
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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: hairraiser alcoholic place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45553389)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: marvelous sanctuary gaming laptop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45553397)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:37 AM
Author: hairraiser alcoholic place of business

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Make sure protein fills and helmet's strong

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Dispense with women no posers on

Check your stimmin' and may God’s love be with you

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Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff

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This is Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You really made them spray

And the papers want to know whose squirts you wear

Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

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This is Trainin' Tom to Cock Control

I’m stepping through the door

And they're posing in the au naturale way

And Douton's meaty protruberence -- it sways!

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo, balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

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Woah, they're blasting loads and projectiles

I’m twinking there with skill

And I think my facelip knows which way to blow

Tell my wife I love her very much

"She knows!"

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Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You sure give head to make them long

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you….

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo's balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45553521)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: marvelous sanctuary gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45553559)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: filthy digit ratio parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45553588)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: claret library stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45553593)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 10:13 AM
Author: hairraiser alcoholic place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45592842)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:29 PM
Author: shivering temple background story

Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45629972)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: hairraiser alcoholic place of business

Me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45629981)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:54 PM
Author: shivering temple background story

Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What a waste of my question.

But thank you for this art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45630428)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: hairraiser alcoholic place of business

It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates thread for you; I am gratified to find an audience for it.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45630433)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: shivering temple background story

That was an amazing story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45632148)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:03 PM
Author: Violent stead

Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45634026)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:07 PM
Author: Sable Bateful Mad Cow Disease Hospital



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: Vibrant Haunted Graveyard Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45632150)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:06 PM
Author: misunderstood famous landscape painting



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Date: September 19th, 2023 12:51 PM
Author: hairraiser alcoholic place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#46817018)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: hairraiser alcoholic place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45557837)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Bespoke confused theatre hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45557839)



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Date: December 9th, 2022 6:04 PM
Author: hairraiser alcoholic place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45610584)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: ultramarine queen of the night

this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock control to major yann"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45617667)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: Medicated Base Multi-billionaire

can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “correct” the OP, faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45617787)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:19 PM
Author: hairraiser alcoholic place of business

I'm happy either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45618015)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: ultramarine queen of the night

i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment despite your impatience and tone. as official archivist at the Stimsonian, it is my job to maintain unerring accuracy of the INFB Songbook, the preeminent chronicle of ethnudomusicology. ensuring the correct lyrics are posted are a vital part of this, as is determining song lineage and attribution. a short review of the Songbook thread would yield several such examples where Stimsonian reviewers thoroughly researched the content submitted for adoption. see, e.g., the following subthreads:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#29842260

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#30544147

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#33749858

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#38015010

this process also occurs in individual songthreads themselves, such as:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3758176&mc=5&forum_id=12#34789638

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4190162&mc=1&forum_id=2#37697789

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3210265&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972625&mc=18&forum_id=2

as you can see, i take my role in this process incredibly seriously, as do the other researchers on the Stimsonian's staff. while it would be easy for me to dismiss you as a manlet who probably lifts in mixed-gender gyms with shorts on (if at all), i choose instead to keep in mind that we all growing it big towards the same goal. thank you for continuing to support IFNB's musical offerings, and may the musclegods bless you with their daily ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45618033)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: Ocher Lascivious Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45618211)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: hairraiser alcoholic place of business

Woah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45618294)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: blathering amber prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45618315)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:29 AM
Author: mind-boggling cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45630819)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:31 AM
Author: hairraiser alcoholic place of business

btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may have contributed a line in the earlier version, which imo should now be deprecated. [it obviously stuck in my head and grew into the above over the years; I didn't remember the earlier one until I looked @ your thread after OP here.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45630822)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: ultramarine queen of the night

assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, you should be able to edit/see your contribution to the earlier thread despite the nominal moniker changes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45633985)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 7:34 PM
Author: hairraiser alcoholic place of business

I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45671225)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: hairraiser alcoholic place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45629828)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: ultramarine queen of the night

BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live:

[original] Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

[variation] Now it’s time to leave the Big Rod's (but stay bare!)

[variation] Now it's time to leave the Gold's Gym (and be bare!)

as these are live version variations, we include them simply for posterity and not for correction.

however, we have noticed a typo in the spelling of Mr. Douton's last name in the thread above; please correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45634008)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 7:15 PM
Author: hairraiser alcoholic place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45634624)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Tank Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45634013)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 6:56 PM
Author: hairraiser alcoholic place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45671050)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: hairraiser alcoholic place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#47013788)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: nude mediator



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