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Team of 25 XOers, could you win ONE game in a 162 game mlb season

You get to practice for two years. You get unlimited trai...
Supple Cobalt Queen Of The Night
  05/01/25
Are there even 25 unique poasters left?
aphrodisiac twisted station
  05/01/25
cq
Effete Hairraiser Senate
  05/01/25
I guess we could win the first game and throw the remainder ...
laughsome travel guidebook
  05/01/25
how close to bats are they?
zippy institution sound barrier
  05/01/25
terrible hypo, they would lose every game by mercy rule in t...
Marvelous half-breed spot
  05/01/25
i don't think we'd stomp the MLB that hard
zippy institution sound barrier
  05/01/25
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aphrodisiac twisted station
  05/02/25
Oh yeah if one of them was a former college pitcher and unde...
Supple Cobalt Queen Of The Night
  05/02/25
We'd still have to field and record put outs bro. I was a de...
titillating sneaky criminal bawdyhouse
  05/02/25
Unlimited mlb approved resources like bats
awkward knife keepsake machete
  05/01/25
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aphrodisiac twisted station
  05/02/25
I'd have fun with my boys, and that's what matters
Effete Hairraiser Senate
  05/01/25
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aphrodisiac twisted station
  05/02/25
Can I get back in the Juan Eighty crew?
Smoky haunted graveyard hall
  05/02/25
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Supple Cobalt Queen Of The Night
  05/02/25
100% We may not have the finesse or skill but we would pl...
Lemon hyperactive scourge upon the earth ape
  05/01/25
that depends entirely on whether one top tier arm went to la...
bright adulterous regret depressive
  05/01/25
Here's another hypo: take the median Cy Young winner ovet th...
Lemon hyperactive scourge upon the earth ape
  05/01/25
enormously but he only needs one game
bright adulterous regret depressive
  05/01/25
I know a retired former All-Star hurler. Maybe he could trai...
abnormal iridescent generalized bond faggot firefighter
  05/01/25
maybe even string those innings together back to back and pi...
Lemon hyperactive scourge upon the earth ape
  05/01/25
I don't think that's possible. I think my era would be like ...
abnormal iridescent generalized bond faggot firefighter
  05/01/25
This
Supple Cobalt Queen Of The Night
  05/02/25
There are dozens of MLB pitchers with 7 ERA who throw mid 90...
adventurous karate dragon
  05/02/25
Not true. Tell me you know nothing about baseball without te...
Supple Cobalt Queen Of The Night
  05/02/25
I agree it might be a possible to win a game or two. Coll...
abnormal iridescent generalized bond faggot firefighter
  05/02/25
This. And XOers would be full time practicing for two years....
Supple Cobalt Queen Of The Night
  05/02/25
I think the hypo should be amended to where the players woul...
abnormal iridescent generalized bond faggot firefighter
  05/02/25
This. Bald lawyer takes Braves closer deep after the closer ...
Supple Cobalt Queen Of The Night
  05/02/25
Those "position players" almost always pitched in ...
Lemon hyperactive scourge upon the earth ape
  05/02/25
LMAO brother
titillating sneaky criminal bawdyhouse
  05/02/25
Cr it's egregious flame who am I kidding
abnormal iridescent generalized bond faggot firefighter
  05/02/25
one of the most retarded hypos in history
Fuchsia trailer park
  05/02/25
Y?
Supple Cobalt Queen Of The Night
  05/02/25
Great movie idea: The Bad News Queers
aquamarine cruise ship
  05/02/25
Major Heeb
diverse topaz sandwich range
  05/02/25
Against the Rockies this year, definitely.
Razzle-dazzle hyperventilating halford ticket booth
  05/02/25
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salmon goal in life locale
  05/03/25
Only if it’s 25 pumos
Rose beady-eyed place of business azn
  05/03/25
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Khaki odious crackhouse
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Date: May 1st, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: Supple Cobalt Queen Of The Night

You get to practice for two years.

You get unlimited training access

Unlimited mlb approved resources like bats

You’re paid your current salary so you don’t need to work

No one will get hurt.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2...id.#48897594)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: aphrodisiac twisted station

Are there even 25 unique poasters left?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2...id.#48897651)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Effete Hairraiser Senate

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2...id.#48897844)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: laughsome travel guidebook

I guess we could win the first game and throw the remainder 161, but that seems really boring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2...id.#48897740)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: zippy institution sound barrier

how close to bats are they?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2...id.#48897747)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Marvelous half-breed spot

terrible hypo, they would lose every game by mercy rule in the first inning unless somehow one of the poasters is a former college pitcher and still under ~35

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2...id.#48897788)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 10:31 PM
Author: zippy institution sound barrier

i don't think we'd stomp the MLB that hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2...id.#48897789)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 7:43 AM
Author: aphrodisiac twisted station



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Supple Cobalt Queen Of The Night

Oh yeah if one of them was a former college pitcher and under 35 XO would TOTALLY have a chance at not getting mercy ruled by the first inning. Mediocre Tufts pitchers struck out Tatis Jr all the time nbd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2...id.#48898212)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: titillating sneaky criminal bawdyhouse

We'd still have to field and record put outs bro. I was a decent HS baseball player, I'm confident I could start for the xo trumpmos, and we'd have 0.0% chance to win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2...id.#48899819)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: awkward knife keepsake machete

Unlimited mlb approved resources like bats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2...id.#48897807)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 7:44 AM
Author: aphrodisiac twisted station



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Effete Hairraiser Senate

I'd have fun with my boys, and that's what matters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2...id.#48897843)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 7:44 AM
Author: aphrodisiac twisted station



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 8:03 AM
Author: Smoky haunted graveyard hall

Can I get back in the Juan Eighty crew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2...id.#48898352)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Supple Cobalt Queen Of The Night



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Lemon hyperactive scourge upon the earth ape

100%

We may not have the finesse or skill but we would play dirty as fuck, throwing high, hard, and inside, sliding feet first with cleats up, etc. Sooner or later we'd hurt enough dudes to take a forfeit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2...id.#48897849)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: bright adulterous regret depressive

that depends entirely on whether one top tier arm went to law school around 2006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2...id.#48897851)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Lemon hyperactive scourge upon the earth ape

Here's another hypo: take the median Cy Young winner ovet the last 20 years. How much would having xoxo poasters field for him increase his ERA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2...id.#48897871)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:17 PM
Author: bright adulterous regret depressive

enormously but he only needs one game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2...id.#48897872)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: abnormal iridescent generalized bond faggot firefighter

I know a retired former All-Star hurler. Maybe he could train me. If my life depended on it I could probably pitch once every 5 days. If you can throw 85 consistently and with location you could probably pitch 4-5 scoreless innings a couple times in a full season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2...id.#48897890)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Lemon hyperactive scourge upon the earth ape

maybe even string those innings together back to back and pitch a complete game shutout

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2...id.#48897904)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: abnormal iridescent generalized bond faggot firefighter

I don't think that's possible. I think my era would be like 7 or 8. I said in a whole season I might go scoreless a couple of times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2...id.#48897932)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:59 AM
Author: Supple Cobalt Queen Of The Night

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2...id.#48898213)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: adventurous karate dragon

There are dozens of MLB pitchers with 7 ERA who throw mid 90s with sick sliders etc. Ur ERA would be infinite because you would never record an out. You also don't "throw 85 consistently" and if ur "pitches" ever got near the strike zone, every player in the league would launch them 400 feet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2...id.#48899807)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Supple Cobalt Queen Of The Night

Not true. Tell me you know nothing about baseball without telling me you know nothing about baseball. Position players sometimes pitch in blowout games and they record outs. They don’t practice pitching. In this hypothetical the pitchers would be training. No doubt they will get some outs and if they string together enough they might win a game or two. Will this team lose 150 games? Yes but they might win a couple by pure luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2...id.#48899825)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: abnormal iridescent generalized bond faggot firefighter

I agree it might be a possible to win a game or two.

College teams usually get blown out in spring training but sometimes they keep the score under 10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2...id.#48899954)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Supple Cobalt Queen Of The Night

This. And XOers would be full time practicing for two years. College baseball players have to go to class etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2...id.#48900148)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: abnormal iridescent generalized bond faggot firefighter

I think the hypo should be amended to where the players would have to practice law part time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2...id.#48900192)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Supple Cobalt Queen Of The Night

This. Bald lawyer takes Braves closer deep after the closer accidentally leaves a 98 mph fastball over the plate and rounds the bases with a Torts book as the XO team clinches the Wild Card birth. “Yeah I think with a few years practice we can definitely luck into a wild card spot. I mean that’s three now!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2...id.#48900212)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Lemon hyperactive scourge upon the earth ape

Those "position players" almost always pitched in high school, college, or the minors. They aren't just putting random dudes on the mound.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2...id.#48900314)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: titillating sneaky criminal bawdyhouse

LMAO brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2...id.#48899823)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: abnormal iridescent generalized bond faggot firefighter

Cr it's egregious flame who am I kidding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2...id.#48899952)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Fuchsia trailer park

one of the most retarded hypos in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2...id.#48899725)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: Supple Cobalt Queen Of The Night

Y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2...id.#48899905)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: aquamarine cruise ship

Great movie idea: The Bad News Queers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2...id.#48899820)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: diverse topaz sandwich range

Major Heeb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2...id.#48899929)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle hyperventilating halford ticket booth

Against the Rockies this year, definitely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2...id.#48900303)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: salmon goal in life locale



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 3:46 AM
Author: Rose beady-eyed place of business azn

Only if it’s 25 pumos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2...id.#48900726)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: Khaki odious crackhouse



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