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Most annoying thing about RIFs

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use t...
irradiated autistic area mood
  06/30/25
The other thing is that many people assume that if only they...
histrionic tanning salon
  06/30/25
100%
irradiated autistic area mood
  06/30/25
By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly dep...
histrionic tanning salon
  06/30/25
For me it was when they were going to announce the success o...
chrome stead
  06/30/25
same here. his is my... 15th one?
irradiated autistic area mood
  06/30/25
cr
Razzmatazz Lilac Idea He Suggested Property
  06/30/25
many whites saying this
up-to-no-good goal in life
  06/30/25
In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and...
blue lascivious kitty
  06/30/25
(George Clooney)
Dull Bossy Yarmulke
  06/30/25
...
blue lascivious kitty
  06/30/25
Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.
cerebral fat ankles mediation
  06/30/25
?
irradiated autistic area mood
  06/30/25
LMAO
Razzmatazz Lilac Idea He Suggested Property
  06/30/25
🧐
flushed tripping hissy fit abode
  06/30/25
80% of employees are worthless at best. also, lol at this ...
drab soul-stirring church building
  06/30/25
TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime le...
exciting godawful mental disorder son of senegal
  06/30/25
link?
irradiated autistic area mood
  06/30/25
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&...
drab soul-stirring church building
  06/30/25
nonresponsive
irradiated autistic area mood
  06/30/25
It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings wi...
Razzmatazz Lilac Idea He Suggested Property
  06/30/25
The the justification to employees is that we need to rights...
irradiated autistic area mood
  06/30/25
Go back to your home country then
Magenta Cuck Keepsake Machete
  06/30/25
OP is a white guy Although I think he's an honorary Thai...
Marvelous lake love of her life idiot
  06/30/25
thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore
irradiated autistic area mood
  06/30/25
youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assem...
Marvelous lake love of her life idiot
  06/30/25
I got 3 kids now. All with the wife. I would go back to ...
irradiated autistic area mood
  06/30/25
have you given up your pussy mongering days?
Marvelous lake love of her life idiot
  06/30/25
yes
irradiated autistic area mood
  06/30/25
good for you. what led to the change? youre not even int...
Marvelous lake love of her life idiot
  07/01/25
i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had ...
irradiated autistic area mood
  07/01/25
Are you an HR Man
Magenta Cuck Keepsake Machete
  06/30/25
no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just g...
irradiated autistic area mood
  06/30/25
Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?
Dull Bossy Yarmulke
  06/30/25
yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?
irradiated autistic area mood
  06/30/25
=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))
Dull Bossy Yarmulke
  06/30/25
B46*
irradiated autistic area mood
  06/30/25
Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at
Dull Bossy Yarmulke
  06/30/25
actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you chang...
irradiated autistic area mood
  06/30/25
(guy who def went to law school)
Big insecure national
  06/30/25
That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. ...
Dull Bossy Yarmulke
  06/30/25
the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag ...
Big insecure national
  06/30/25
how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs i...
irradiated autistic area mood
  06/30/25
you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have...
Big insecure national
  06/30/25
jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its ...
irradiated autistic area mood
  06/30/25
paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to h...
Magenta Cuck Keepsake Machete
  06/30/25
tcr
histrionic tanning salon
  06/30/25
Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's ...
blue lascivious kitty
  06/30/25
Setstein, do you know who talks like that?
histrionic tanning salon
  06/30/25
Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would...
Ultramarine station half-breed
  06/30/25
Nahgunawerkhearaneemor
Dull Bossy Yarmulke
  06/30/25
this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl
flushed tripping hissy fit abode
  06/30/25
😏
Magenta Cuck Keepsake Machete
  06/30/25
I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this...
histrionic tanning salon
  06/30/25
*farts cum*
citrine institution giraffe
  06/30/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: irradiated autistic area mood

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use these people to move the process along.

Also they get zero warning and one day are done and maybe get 1 more paycheck as severance for signing a waiver.

lol @ corporate bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060671)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: histrionic tanning salon

The other thing is that many people assume that if only they did whatever (some stupid conference or managed some project better) that they would have survived the RIF. In most cases there's a cost savings target and they just go down an org chart. Sometimes entire groups get cut and the work gets sent to a BPO vendor in India. In most cases nothing these people did or didn't do mattered at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060683)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: irradiated autistic area mood

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060693)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: histrionic tanning salon

By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly depressing. I basically went from "omg, free market capitalism is the best thing ever" to "Euro style employment laws are probably tcr and this absolutely shouldn't be allowed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060742)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: chrome stead

For me it was when they were going to announce the success of a big project and then a regional VP told the corporate communications ppl to tone it down so people wouldn't expect bonuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: irradiated autistic area mood

same here. his is my... 15th one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060778)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Lilac Idea He Suggested Property

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060873)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: up-to-no-good goal in life

many whites saying this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060993)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: blue lascivious kitty

In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and they can leave "blamelessly". You're often doing them a favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060748)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Dull Bossy Yarmulke

(George Clooney)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060891)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: blue lascivious kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061185)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: cerebral fat ankles mediation

Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060754)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: irradiated autistic area mood

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060780)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Lilac Idea He Suggested Property

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060874)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: flushed tripping hissy fit abode

🧐

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061321)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: drab soul-stirring church building

80% of employees are worthless at best.

also, lol at this sad humblebrag poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: exciting godawful mental disorder son of senegal

TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime lender in ARE country makes him a captain of industry big shot, it’s lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060793)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: irradiated autistic area mood

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060871)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: drab soul-stirring church building

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060940)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: irradiated autistic area mood

nonresponsive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060965)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Lilac Idea He Suggested Property

It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings with execs, there isn't a shred of humanity in the room. Everyone outside of their immediate purview is just a number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060881)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: irradiated autistic area mood

The the justification to employees is that we need to rightsize the company in order to get the "financials in order for stability." But its 100% about hitting certain EBITDA targets for the PE firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060887)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Magenta Cuck Keepsake Machete

Go back to your home country then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060900)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Marvelous lake love of her life idiot

OP is a white guy

Although I think he's an honorary Thai at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060948)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: irradiated autistic area mood

thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060967)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Marvelous lake love of her life idiot

youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assembling a baby momma Harem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060988)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: irradiated autistic area mood

I got 3 kids now. All with the wife.

I would go back to TH for vacation or retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060990)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Marvelous lake love of her life idiot

have you given up your pussy mongering days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061931)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: irradiated autistic area mood

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49062159)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: Marvelous lake love of her life idiot

good for you. what led to the change?

youre not even into swinging or whatever, thats a big scene here in the States

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49062758)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: irradiated autistic area mood

i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had the time with 3 kids under age 5 and when my wife was pregnant, i didnt want to fuck others and fuck her for health reasons.

i am hoping i can get back into a lil bit of fun in the next year or so but no rush. hanging out with my kids is #1 for me



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49062768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Magenta Cuck Keepsake Machete

Are you an HR Man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060898)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: irradiated autistic area mood

no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just gets the docs ready and makes a nice message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060911)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Dull Bossy Yarmulke

Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060915)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: irradiated autistic area mood

yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060917)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Dull Bossy Yarmulke

=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060928)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: irradiated autistic area mood

B46*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060944)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Dull Bossy Yarmulke

Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060949)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: irradiated autistic area mood

actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you change things to exclude in the sumif rather than subtract from it.

subtraction is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060951)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Big insecure national

(guy who def went to law school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060962)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Dull Bossy Yarmulke

That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. I'm a liberal artist BTW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061273)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Big insecure national

the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag about being on the clooney side of the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060957)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: irradiated autistic area mood

how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs is high up? jfc this is the lowest/dumbest part of my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060963)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Big insecure national

you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have to get in knife fights with our TDS board and in some cases discuss with congress to get them to stop being fuckheads about this stuff. end off the day fuckheads will be fuckheads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060975)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: irradiated autistic area mood

jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its actually an embarrassing part of my job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060976)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Magenta Cuck Keepsake Machete

paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to his home country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061014)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: histrionic tanning salon

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49062047)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: blue lascivious kitty

Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's all shit. RIF them all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: histrionic tanning salon

Setstein, do you know who talks like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49062048)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Ultramarine station half-breed

Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would benefit from a job rotation. All of the direct managers were nodding. And then the VP said rotate outside the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061209)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Dull Bossy Yarmulke

Nahgunawerkhearaneemor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061315)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: flushed tripping hissy fit abode

this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061324)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Magenta Cuck Keepsake Machete

😏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061397)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: histrionic tanning salon

I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061583)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: citrine institution giraffe

*farts cum*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061936)