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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?
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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: Disgusting Jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061236) |
Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM Author: Cracking water buffalo I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061241) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM Author: Haunting house juggernaut Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061487) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM Author: Fluffy dark toaster plaza I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064550) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM Author: chrome shitlib Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076352) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM Author: Odious institution how much life insurance do they have? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061242) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM Author: abnormal boistinker circlehead Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061243) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: at-the-ready salmon piazza You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061246) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM Author: Nighttime Chocolate Fat Ankles the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061294) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Disgusting Jewess just jump is ALWAYS tcr
this bro lived
https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323 |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: soggy shimmering pisswyrm queen of the night now that's what i call a hypo.
rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM Author: Citrine university turdskin This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61 |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM Author: slimy school boltzmann lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061275) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM Author: Disgusting Jewess “ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061286) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: blue soul-stirring school cafeteria travel guidebook 180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061686) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM Author: Glittery Heaven Deer Antler https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49070086) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM Author: Bossy center If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061249) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Disgusting Jewess cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061270) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: soggy shimmering pisswyrm queen of the night what about your other kids? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061282) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM Author: dashing sienna bawdyhouse dingle berry ? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM Author: blue soul-stirring school cafeteria travel guidebook (guy who doesn't have crotch fruit) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061811) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM Author: house-broken stage mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062447) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: slimy school boltzmann dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061254) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Bossy center His wife will probably have sex with him too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061267) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: abnormal boistinker circlehead Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061308) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Thirsty temple organic girlfriend Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061316) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM Author: Thirsty temple organic girlfriend Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061869) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM Author: Cracking water buffalo this is a sick post even for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061357) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM Author: slimy school boltzmann i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061405) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM Author: dashing sienna bawdyhouse dingle berry absolutely bizarre inference you drew here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061421) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM Author: Disgusting Jewess Jewish projection is a bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061427) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM Author: laughsome locale preventive strike is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062016) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM Author: spectacular main people id probably grab a flotation device first (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061255) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: Mint bat-shit-crazy hominid (Smart Dad) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061265) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: Disgusting Jewess more like (dad of a dead kid) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061272) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM Author: spectacular main people my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061713) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM Author: house-broken stage mexican Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062448) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM Author: spectacular main people (shortmo kids) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062661) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: Vigorous sneaky criminal Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061266) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: Disgusting Jewess this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061283) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Twisted doctorate home Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061394) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM Author: bearded senate factory reset button i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061822) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM Author: house-broken stage mexican I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062451) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM Author: jet-lagged racy bbw Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062632) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM Author: Mint bat-shit-crazy hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064521) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM Author: bearded senate factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077604) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM Author: multi-colored sable blood rage He should have jumped (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063719) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: Painfully honest alcoholic mad-dog skullcap step-uncle's house how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.
you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.
the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM Author: dashing sienna bawdyhouse dingle berry lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM Author: Disgusting Jewess cr
this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM Author: slimy school boltzmann it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061528) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM Author: Disgusting Jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062397) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM Author: Heady legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064441) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM Author: house-broken stage mexican lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062452) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM Author: rusted associate nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061509) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM Author: Bipolar poppy keepsake machete spot never gone over 25 feet because of the fear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062022) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM Author: Beady-eyed peach hospital striped hyena If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064439) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM Author: carnelian pit Where did you come up with "head first"?
Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.
https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86 |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM Author: Titillating pozpig Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061591) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM Author: Slippery gaping tanning salon https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062469) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM Author: Heady legend it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063005) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM Author: Crystalline misunderstood place of business Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061717) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM Author: Disgusting Jewess is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?
also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM Author: house-broken stage mexican Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.
I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world. |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM Author: Disgusting Jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062459) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM Author: apoplectic space Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062639) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: federal theater 😟 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062977) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM Author: Greedy bright immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063002) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM Author: Disgusting Jewess holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064258) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM Author: Heady legend yes absolutely (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063006) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM Author: amber flirting chapel degenerate Anyone who says no isn’t a parent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063715) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM Author: multi-colored sable blood rage Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063724) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM Author: abnormal boistinker circlehead You jump in no matter what (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064533) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM Author: Disgusting Jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065395) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM Author: multi-colored sable blood rage Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.
Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump. |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM Author: multi-colored sable blood rage Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065721) |
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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM Author: Claret Mediation Dilemma Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075086) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM Author: abnormal boistinker circlehead That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075651) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM Author: Disgusting Jewess I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076284) |
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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM Author: Offensive Useless Brakes Antidepressant Drug its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075101) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: apoplectic space yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077073) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM Author: orchid adventurous ceo kid yes, wife no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077209) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM Author: Disgusting Jewess that was unnecessary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077438) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM Author: Claret Mediation Dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077539) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM Author: Passionate brindle gaming laptop If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077548) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM Author: bearded senate factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077605) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM Author: house-broken stage mexican lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078741) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: Disgusting Jewess wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078889) |