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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
mind-boggling iridescent theatre
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
poppy stock car
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
purple aphrodisiac forum dopamine
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
wonderful awkward heaven prole
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
scarlet business firm kitty cat
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
vigorous shrine headpube
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Drab Greedy Shitlib Garrison
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Clear unholy mother idea he suggested
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Startled Sienna Dilemma
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
carmine cocky private investor
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
pink cowardly party of the first part faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Vivacious Mad Cow Disease Fortuitous Meteor
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
supple deranged selfie church building
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
carnelian cruise ship sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
cr
Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Startled Sienna Dilemma
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
useless ladyboy
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Vivacious Mad Cow Disease Fortuitous Meteor
  06/30/25
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comical friendly grandma
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
pink cowardly party of the first part faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
carnelian cruise ship sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
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Twinkling marvelous box office
  07/01/25
*bussy
hairraiser white tank
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
vigorous shrine headpube
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
offensive cerise hospital fanboi
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
rebellious nibblets casino
  06/30/25
fuck
pink cowardly party of the first part faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
offensive cerise hospital fanboi
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
mind-boggling iridescent theatre
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
pink cowardly party of the first part faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
useless ladyboy
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle
  06/30/25
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frum den
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Disturbing associate depressive
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
translucent corner
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
infuriating pea-brained death wish parlor
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
translucent corner
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
comical friendly grandma
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
translucent corner
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
embarrassed to the bone bateful clown
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
glassy mood voyeur
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
titillating sanctuary toaster
  06/30/25
tcr
comical friendly grandma
  07/01/25
just jump
Talented sapphire step-uncle's house dingle berry
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle
  06/30/25
...
Yellow Appetizing Whorehouse Ceo
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Transparent Chest-beating Son Of Senegal Piazza
  06/30/25
wow
Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
peach bat-shit-crazy point goal in life
  06/30/25
JFC man
Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Clear unholy mother idea he suggested
  06/30/25
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Talented sapphire step-uncle's house dingle berry
  06/30/25
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pink cowardly party of the first part faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
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Vivacious Mad Cow Disease Fortuitous Meteor
  06/30/25
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cyan hominid
  06/30/25
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Arousing citrine stage
  06/30/25
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glassy mood voyeur
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
titillating sanctuary toaster
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Disturbing associate depressive
  06/30/25
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Effete disgusting indian lodge factory reset button
  07/01/25
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Twinkling marvelous box office
  07/01/25
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Motley psychic masturbator
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Anal chapel
  07/01/25
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Floppy House Indirect Expression
  07/01/25
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purple aphrodisiac forum dopamine
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
scarlet business firm kitty cat
  06/30/25
bro
Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle
  06/30/25
...
titillating sanctuary toaster
  06/30/25
lol
comical friendly grandma
  07/01/25
...
Contagious Swollen Azn Market
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Razzle Set
  06/30/25
jfc
Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Startled Sienna Dilemma
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
cyan hominid
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Arousing citrine stage
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
comical friendly grandma
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Razzle Set
  07/01/25
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infuriating pea-brained death wish parlor
  07/01/25
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Arousing citrine stage
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Floppy House Indirect Expression
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
rambunctious silver preventive strike
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
useless ladyboy
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
pink cowardly party of the first part faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
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Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle
  07/01/25
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spruce abode idiot
  07/01/25
lol
comical friendly grandma
  07/01/25
...
Talented sapphire step-uncle's house dingle berry
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
drunken coral coldplay fan
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Self-absorbed trust fund community account
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
hilarious personal credit line
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Buff exciting crotch
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
chartreuse foreskin
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
spruce abode idiot
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
180 amber property french chef
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
comical friendly grandma
  07/01/25
...
Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Twinkling marvelous box office
  07/01/25
😟
passionate rigor
  07/01/25
...
Onyx stubborn crackhouse
  07/01/25
holy shit
Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
spruce abode idiot
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
trip coffee pot feces
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Floppy House Indirect Expression
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
vigorous shrine headpube
  07/01/25
...
Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Floppy House Indirect Expression
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Floppy House Indirect Expression
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Transparent Chest-beating Son Of Senegal Piazza
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
vigorous shrine headpube
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
saffron pisswyrm
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Twinkling marvelous box office
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Primrose Gaped Patrolman
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle
  07/06/25
...
Transparent Chest-beating Son Of Senegal Piazza
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
dull godawful public bath striped hyena
  07/06/25
...
Arousing citrine stage
  07/06/25
lol
comical friendly grandma
  07/07/25
wow
Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: mind-boggling iridescent theatre

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: poppy stock car

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: purple aphrodisiac forum dopamine

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: wonderful awkward heaven prole

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: scarlet business firm kitty cat

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: vigorous shrine headpube

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Drab Greedy Shitlib Garrison

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Clear unholy mother idea he suggested

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Startled Sienna Dilemma

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: carmine cocky private investor

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: pink cowardly party of the first part faggot firefighter

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Vivacious Mad Cow Disease Fortuitous Meteor

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: supple deranged selfie church building

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: carnelian cruise ship sneaky criminal

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Startled Sienna Dilemma

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: useless ladyboy

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Vivacious Mad Cow Disease Fortuitous Meteor

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: comical friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: pink cowardly party of the first part faggot firefighter

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: carnelian cruise ship sneaky criminal

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Twinkling marvelous box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: hairraiser white tank

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: vigorous shrine headpube

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: offensive cerise hospital fanboi

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: rebellious nibblets casino

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: pink cowardly party of the first part faggot firefighter

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: offensive cerise hospital fanboi

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling iridescent theatre

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: pink cowardly party of the first part faggot firefighter

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: useless ladyboy

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: frum den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Disturbing associate depressive

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: translucent corner

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: infuriating pea-brained death wish parlor

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: translucent corner

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: comical friendly grandma

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: translucent corner

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone bateful clown

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: glassy mood voyeur

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: titillating sanctuary toaster

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: comical friendly grandma

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Talented sapphire step-uncle's house dingle berry

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Yellow Appetizing Whorehouse Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Transparent Chest-beating Son Of Senegal Piazza

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: peach bat-shit-crazy point goal in life

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Clear unholy mother idea he suggested

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Talented sapphire step-uncle's house dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: pink cowardly party of the first part faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Vivacious Mad Cow Disease Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: cyan hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Arousing citrine stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: glassy mood voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: titillating sanctuary toaster

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Disturbing associate depressive

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Effete disgusting indian lodge factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Twinkling marvelous box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Motley psychic masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Anal chapel

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Floppy House Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: purple aphrodisiac forum dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: scarlet business firm kitty cat

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: titillating sanctuary toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: comical friendly grandma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Contagious Swollen Azn Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Razzle Set

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Startled Sienna Dilemma

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: cyan hominid

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Arousing citrine stage

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: comical friendly grandma

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Razzle Set

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: infuriating pea-brained death wish parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Arousing citrine stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Floppy House Indirect Expression

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: rambunctious silver preventive strike

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: useless ladyboy

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: pink cowardly party of the first part faggot firefighter

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: spruce abode idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: comical friendly grandma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Talented sapphire step-uncle's house dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: drunken coral coldplay fan

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trust fund community account

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: hilarious personal credit line

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Buff exciting crotch

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: chartreuse foreskin

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: spruce abode idiot

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: 180 amber property french chef

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: comical friendly grandma

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Twinkling marvelous box office

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: passionate rigor

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Onyx stubborn crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: spruce abode idiot

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: trip coffee pot feces

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Floppy House Indirect Expression

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: vigorous shrine headpube

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Floppy House Indirect Expression

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Floppy House Indirect Expression

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Transparent Chest-beating Son Of Senegal Piazza

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: vigorous shrine headpube

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: saffron pisswyrm

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Twinkling marvelous box office

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Primrose Gaped Patrolman

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Transparent Chest-beating Son Of Senegal Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: dull godawful public bath striped hyena

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Arousing citrine stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: comical friendly grandma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle smoky persian wrinkle

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078889)