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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Amber Indecent Kitty Cat
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
zippy floppy church
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Vivacious location
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
beady-eyed brethren
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Wonderful cruise ship chad
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Misanthropic garrison private investor
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Peach talented community account
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
walnut potus
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
awkward bateful stage keepsake machete
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Amber Indecent Kitty Cat
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Maize Hairraiser Dragon
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
turquoise scourge upon the earth kitty
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
bright ratface cuck
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Amber Indecent Kitty Cat
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
rough-skinned offensive address stock car
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Claret Gaped Ticket Booth
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Black Cerebral Half-breed Ceo
  06/30/25
cr
Amber Indecent Kitty Cat
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Maize Hairraiser Dragon
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Adventurous Mewling Tanning Salon Love Of Her Life
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
rough-skinned offensive address stock car
  06/30/25
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charismatic obsidian newt
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
bright ratface cuck
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Black Cerebral Half-breed Ceo
  06/30/25
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learning disabled corner degenerate
  07/01/25
*bussy
splenetic rambunctious preventive strike dingle berry
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Peach talented community account
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
clear elastic band box office
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
passionate useless range
  06/30/25
fuck
bright ratface cuck
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
clear elastic band box office
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
zippy floppy church
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
bright ratface cuck
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Adventurous Mewling Tanning Salon Love Of Her Life
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Amber Indecent Kitty Cat
  06/30/25
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wild toilet seat
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Topaz library twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
jet-lagged azn
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Appetizing crimson senate
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Amber Indecent Kitty Cat
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
jet-lagged azn
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
charismatic obsidian newt
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
jet-lagged azn
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
submissive orchid hall
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Amber Indecent Kitty Cat
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
lavender business firm idiot
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
vengeful razzle-dazzle gas station cuckoldry
  06/30/25
tcr
charismatic obsidian newt
  07/01/25
just jump
comical burgundy rehab incel
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Amber Indecent Kitty Cat
  06/30/25
...
out-of-control area french chef
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
federal quadroon
  06/30/25
wow
Amber Indecent Kitty Cat
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Rusted Contagious School Boiling Water
  06/30/25
JFC man
Amber Indecent Kitty Cat
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
awkward bateful stage keepsake machete
  06/30/25
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comical burgundy rehab incel
  06/30/25
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bright ratface cuck
  06/30/25
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rough-skinned offensive address stock car
  06/30/25
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french digit ratio old irish cottage
  06/30/25
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ungodly vibrant black woman
  06/30/25
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lavender business firm idiot
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
vengeful razzle-dazzle gas station cuckoldry
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Topaz library twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
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Yellow home gunner
  07/01/25
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learning disabled corner degenerate
  07/01/25
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laughsome geriatric codepig
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Trip tan mood death wish
  07/01/25
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boyish chartreuse depressive
  07/01/25
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beady-eyed brethren
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Misanthropic garrison private investor
  06/30/25
bro
Amber Indecent Kitty Cat
  06/30/25
...
vengeful razzle-dazzle gas station cuckoldry
  06/30/25
lol
charismatic obsidian newt
  07/01/25
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thriller bipolar theater stage internal respiration
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
deranged blood rage
  06/30/25
jfc
Amber Indecent Kitty Cat
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Maize Hairraiser Dragon
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
french digit ratio old irish cottage
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
ungodly vibrant black woman
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
charismatic obsidian newt
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
deranged blood rage
  07/01/25
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Appetizing crimson senate
  07/01/25
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ungodly vibrant black woman
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
boyish chartreuse depressive
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
bossy purple macaca
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Adventurous Mewling Tanning Salon Love Of Her Life
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Amber Indecent Kitty Cat
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
bright ratface cuck
  06/30/25
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Amber Indecent Kitty Cat
  07/01/25
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Zombie-like crawly headpube locale
  07/01/25
lol
charismatic obsidian newt
  07/01/25
...
comical burgundy rehab incel
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
buck-toothed national halford
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
twinkling alcoholic whorehouse
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Ruby property
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
sooty boistinker mother
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Mustard athletic conference
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Zombie-like crawly headpube locale
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
insanely creepy pit
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Amber Indecent Kitty Cat
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
charismatic obsidian newt
  07/01/25
...
Amber Indecent Kitty Cat
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
learning disabled corner degenerate
  07/01/25
😟
Stubborn theatre
  07/01/25
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fragrant startling principal's office goyim
  07/01/25
holy shit
Amber Indecent Kitty Cat
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Zombie-like crawly headpube locale
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Concupiscible Flatulent Resort Prole
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
boyish chartreuse depressive
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Peach talented community account
  07/01/25
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Amber Indecent Kitty Cat
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
boyish chartreuse depressive
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
boyish chartreuse depressive
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
federal quadroon
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Peach talented community account
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Amber Indecent Kitty Cat
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Charcoal Frum Legend
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
learning disabled corner degenerate
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
180 slate nursing home laser beams
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Amber Indecent Kitty Cat
  07/06/25
...
federal quadroon
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
shivering lilac corn cake friendly grandma
  07/06/25
...
ungodly vibrant black woman
  07/06/25
lol
charismatic obsidian newt
  07/07/25
wow
Amber Indecent Kitty Cat
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Amber Indecent Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: zippy floppy church

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Vivacious location

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed brethren

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Wonderful cruise ship chad

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Misanthropic garrison private investor

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Peach talented community account

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: walnut potus

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: awkward bateful stage keepsake machete

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Amber Indecent Kitty Cat

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Maize Hairraiser Dragon

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: turquoise scourge upon the earth kitty

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: bright ratface cuck

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Amber Indecent Kitty Cat

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: rough-skinned offensive address stock car

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Claret Gaped Ticket Booth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Black Cerebral Half-breed Ceo

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Amber Indecent Kitty Cat

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Maize Hairraiser Dragon

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Adventurous Mewling Tanning Salon Love Of Her Life

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: rough-skinned offensive address stock car

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: charismatic obsidian newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: bright ratface cuck

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Black Cerebral Half-breed Ceo

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: learning disabled corner degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: splenetic rambunctious preventive strike dingle berry

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Peach talented community account

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: clear elastic band box office

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: passionate useless range

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: bright ratface cuck

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: clear elastic band box office

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: zippy floppy church

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: bright ratface cuck

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Adventurous Mewling Tanning Salon Love Of Her Life

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Amber Indecent Kitty Cat

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: wild toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Topaz library twinkling uncleanness

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: jet-lagged azn

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Appetizing crimson senate

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Amber Indecent Kitty Cat

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: jet-lagged azn

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: charismatic obsidian newt

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: jet-lagged azn

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: submissive orchid hall

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Amber Indecent Kitty Cat

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: lavender business firm idiot

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: vengeful razzle-dazzle gas station cuckoldry

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: charismatic obsidian newt

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: comical burgundy rehab incel

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Amber Indecent Kitty Cat

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: out-of-control area french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: federal quadroon

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Amber Indecent Kitty Cat

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Rusted Contagious School Boiling Water

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Amber Indecent Kitty Cat

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: awkward bateful stage keepsake machete

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: comical burgundy rehab incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: bright ratface cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: rough-skinned offensive address stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: french digit ratio old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: ungodly vibrant black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: lavender business firm idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: vengeful razzle-dazzle gas station cuckoldry

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Topaz library twinkling uncleanness

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Yellow home gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: learning disabled corner degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: laughsome geriatric codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Trip tan mood death wish

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: boyish chartreuse depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: beady-eyed brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Misanthropic garrison private investor

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Amber Indecent Kitty Cat

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: vengeful razzle-dazzle gas station cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: charismatic obsidian newt

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: thriller bipolar theater stage internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: deranged blood rage

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Amber Indecent Kitty Cat

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Maize Hairraiser Dragon

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: french digit ratio old irish cottage

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: ungodly vibrant black woman

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: charismatic obsidian newt

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: deranged blood rage

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Appetizing crimson senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: ungodly vibrant black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: boyish chartreuse depressive

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: bossy purple macaca

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Adventurous Mewling Tanning Salon Love Of Her Life

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Amber Indecent Kitty Cat

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: bright ratface cuck

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Amber Indecent Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Zombie-like crawly headpube locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: charismatic obsidian newt

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: comical burgundy rehab incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: buck-toothed national halford

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: twinkling alcoholic whorehouse

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Ruby property

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: sooty boistinker mother

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Mustard athletic conference

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Zombie-like crawly headpube locale

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: insanely creepy pit

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Amber Indecent Kitty Cat

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: charismatic obsidian newt

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Amber Indecent Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: learning disabled corner degenerate

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Stubborn theatre

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: fragrant startling principal's office goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Amber Indecent Kitty Cat

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Zombie-like crawly headpube locale

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Concupiscible Flatulent Resort Prole

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: boyish chartreuse depressive

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Peach talented community account

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Amber Indecent Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: boyish chartreuse depressive

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: boyish chartreuse depressive

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: federal quadroon

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Peach talented community account

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Amber Indecent Kitty Cat

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Charcoal Frum Legend

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: learning disabled corner degenerate

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: 180 slate nursing home laser beams

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Amber Indecent Kitty Cat

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: federal quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: shivering lilac corn cake friendly grandma

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: ungodly vibrant black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: charismatic obsidian newt

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Amber Indecent Kitty Cat

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078889)