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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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metal lodge circlehead
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Frozen Insanely Creepy School Cafeteria Black Woman
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
metal lodge circlehead
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Frozen Insanely Creepy School Cafeteria Black Woman
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
metal lodge circlehead
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
odious fat ankles
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
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Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Ebony Pozpig Set
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Frozen Insanely Creepy School Cafeteria Black Woman
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Ebony Pozpig Set
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
metal lodge circlehead
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Ebony Pozpig Set
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Frozen Insanely Creepy School Cafeteria Black Woman
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
metal lodge circlehead
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Ebony Pozpig Set
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Domesticated National Generalized Bond
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Ebony Pozpig Set
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
yapping plaza
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
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Electric Rusted Resort Cumskin
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
mind-boggling institution
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Carmine gas station
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Puce bawdyhouse
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
frum razzle-dazzle church
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Haunting shivering theater
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
metal lodge circlehead
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Domesticated National Generalized Bond
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
metal lodge circlehead
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Haunting shivering theater
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
Domesticated National Generalized Bond
  07/07/25
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cream windowlicker background story
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Haunting shivering theater
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Puce bawdyhouse
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Domesticated National Generalized Bond
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
cream windowlicker background story
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Haunting shivering theater
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
cream windowlicker background story
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Haunting shivering theater
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
cream windowlicker background story
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Haunting shivering theater
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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  07/07/25
No 40k for you
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metal lodge circlehead
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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metal lodge circlehead
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
soul-stirring arrogant roommate
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
comical plum indian lodge
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metal lodge circlehead
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Hilarious philosopher-king doctorate
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: metal lodge circlehead



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Frozen Insanely Creepy School Cafeteria Black Woman

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: metal lodge circlehead

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Frozen Insanely Creepy School Cafeteria Black Woman

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: metal lodge circlehead

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: odious fat ankles

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: metal lodge circlehead

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Underhanded spruce senate personal credit line



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Glittery ape

18000000000000

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Ebony Pozpig Set



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: odious fat ankles



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: mind-boggling institution



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Hyperactive meetinghouse cuckold



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: frum razzle-dazzle church



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Grizzly Curious Orchestra Pit



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: cream windowlicker background story



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: comical plum indian lodge



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: jet parlour



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: bateful genital piercing



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Electric Rusted Resort Cumskin



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Ebony Pozpig Set

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Frozen Insanely Creepy School Cafeteria Black Woman

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Ebony Pozpig Set

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: metal lodge circlehead

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Ebony Pozpig Set

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Frozen Insanely Creepy School Cafeteria Black Woman

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: metal lodge circlehead

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Ebony Pozpig Set

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Domesticated National Generalized Bond

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Ebony Pozpig Set

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: yapping plaza

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Laughsome station

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Electric Rusted Resort Cumskin



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: mind-boggling institution

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Carmine gas station

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Puce bawdyhouse

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: frum razzle-dazzle church

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Haunting shivering theater

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: metal lodge circlehead

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Domesticated National Generalized Bond

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: metal lodge circlehead

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Haunting shivering theater

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Domesticated National Generalized Bond

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: cream windowlicker background story



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Haunting shivering theater

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Puce bawdyhouse

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Domesticated National Generalized Bond

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: cream windowlicker background story

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Haunting shivering theater

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: cream windowlicker background story

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Haunting shivering theater

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: cream windowlicker background story

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Haunting shivering theater

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Haunting shivering theater

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: mind-boggling institution



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: cream windowlicker background story

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: metal lodge circlehead



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: vigorous lemon hunting ground

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Ebony Pozpig Set



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: cream windowlicker background story



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: metal lodge circlehead



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: soul-stirring arrogant roommate

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: comical plum indian lodge

define 'sticks'

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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: metal lodge circlehead



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Hilarious philosopher-king doctorate

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49099235)