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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things g...
puce school cafeteria preventive strike
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mustard affirmative action
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unhinged vibrant pit
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Comical mischievous queen of the night
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
lascivious underhanded center ratface
  07/11/25
Police tried to shut the place down for what?
alcoholic office dopamine
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OP is JM
aphrodisiac up-to-no-good multi-billionaire
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
insanely creepy half-breed market
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
puce school cafeteria preventive strike
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unhinged vibrant pit
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Exhilarant Tantric Stage
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send reinforcements
Boyish hilarious temple jap
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
Fluffy Lodge Kitty Cat
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A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese ba...
puce school cafeteria preventive strike
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Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally chang...
Bossy stage
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Only if he also sends a notarized document through the posta...
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What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change ...
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Magenta infuriating scourge upon the earth
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This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bo...
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: puce school cafeteria preventive strike

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: stimulating metal yarmulke

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: mustard affirmative action



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Exhilarant Tantric Stage



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: lascivious underhanded center ratface



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Insecure talented roommate



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Bossy stage



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Exciting Telephone



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: mahogany juggernaut



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: unhinged vibrant pit



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Dead Electric Deer Antler



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Comical mischievous queen of the night



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: lascivious underhanded center ratface

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: alcoholic office dopamine

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: aphrodisiac up-to-no-good multi-billionaire

OP is JM

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: insanely creepy half-breed market

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: puce school cafeteria preventive strike

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Nursing Home Toilet Seat



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Plum university toaster

180

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: insanely creepy half-breed market



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: indecent titillating theater



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: multi-colored stag film rigpig



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: unhinged vibrant pit



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Comical mischievous queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49094397)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Exhilarant Tantric Stage



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Boyish hilarious temple jap

send reinforcements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093428)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Fluffy Lodge Kitty Cat

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: puce school cafeteria preventive strike

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Bossy stage

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Submissive idiotic kitchen

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: mahogany juggernaut

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Ungodly friendly grandma



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Magenta infuriating scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Hyperventilating khaki home hissy fit

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: puce school cafeteria preventive strike

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Exhilarant Tantric Stage



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Comical mischievous queen of the night



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Nursing Home Toilet Seat



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Effete step-uncle's house



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: insanely creepy half-breed market



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