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Lol’d that sealclubber is mourning Lindsey grahams death today

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Sickened lake public bath
  07/12/26
lol fuck that Jew retard
Avocado dead step-uncle's house
  07/12/26
srsly
Cowardly selfie
  07/12/26
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heady dull community account location
  07/12/26
Link? If true, would disprove Theory #3 on sealclubber's ir...
Rough-skinned passionate nursing home mother
  07/12/26
Which is what? I have been convinced for decades that it's...
trip gunner
  07/12/26
I'm 98% sure I remember s/he conceding Jew at some point
infuriating ticket booth
  07/12/26
i don't remember him admitting jew, but he's been repeatedly...
Avocado dead step-uncle's house
  07/12/26
of course he's jewish how is that even a question he's fa...
frisky theatre wagecucks
  07/12/26
He's Jewish. He's admitted it. I can go through my spreadshe...
trip gunner
  07/12/26
def not a female too stupid to be a female. i realize tha...
frisky theatre wagecucks
  07/12/26
Cr. The type of stubborn, independent thinking that results ...
mauve bossy state
  07/12/26
Implying that he exercises any kind of "independent thi...
Anal Tan Dopamine Reading Party
  07/13/26
His identity is pushing--excuse me, HUMORLESSLY pushing--ret...
Rough-skinned passionate nursing home mother
  07/13/26
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Anal Tan Dopamine Reading Party
  07/13/26
you realize there are stupid Jews with poor foresight/planni...
Aromatic milky becky skinny woman
  07/13/26
Possibly should have qualified my blank bump to the connivin...
Anal Tan Dopamine Reading Party
  07/13/26
Convincing ty.
trip gunner
  07/12/26
It is well known he's jewish. He's much better in person ...
Cowardly selfie
  07/12/26
Why are you drinking beers with sealclubber
trip gunner
  07/12/26
yea wtf, how has someone here met sealclubber
Avocado dead step-uncle's house
  07/12/26
And why the fuck would anyone do this
Anal Tan Dopamine Reading Party
  07/13/26
I would have beers with most any poaster except Benzo or NYU...
Cowardly selfie
  07/13/26
Benzo for sure: you're going to get into a fight at some poi...
Anal Tan Dopamine Reading Party
  07/13/26
you think that's a woman? I don't see that at all. he has th...
Aromatic milky becky skinny woman
  07/12/26
Bc this all dates back to yore when he couldn't be explained...
trip gunner
  07/12/26
yeah people above explained it better than I did but I didn'...
Aromatic milky becky skinny woman
  07/12/26
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Appetizing chapel
  07/12/26
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brilliant native factory reset button
  07/12/26
He's not doing this afaict
Rusted theater
  07/12/26
Everyone is mourning LG.
carnelian windowlicker locus
  07/12/26
Nah, everyone is loling
Sickened lake public bath
  07/12/26
I should clarify that White patriots are mourning him.
carnelian windowlicker locus
  07/12/26
fuck yea 1488, lindsey graham!
Avocado dead step-uncle's house
  07/12/26
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Cowardly selfie
  07/12/26
me and all my racist friends idolize neocon, israel-first po...
Avocado dead step-uncle's house
  07/12/26
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Cowardly selfie
  07/12/26
Well you are a fat, 50 year old shitlib.
carnelian windowlicker locus
  07/12/26
i'm a bit sensitive about my weight, come on bro.
Avocado dead step-uncle's house
  07/13/26
https://x.com/___eb__/status/2076363061192232992?s=46
Sickened lake public bath
  07/13/26
fag kike
plum chest-beating candlestick maker
  07/12/26
lol spoken like a true based antisemite white power guy
Avocado dead step-uncle's house
  07/12/26
Much better to take political direction from Aryan, Zohran M...
carnelian windowlicker locus
  07/13/26
no
heady dull community account location
  07/12/26
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silver indecent bawdyhouse circlehead
  07/13/26
lol
Ungodly Boyish Fortuitous Meteor
  07/13/26
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Rusted theater
  07/13/26
wtf is walter getting away with "theory no 3" when...
trip gunner
  07/13/26
We're sworn to secrecy. And trust me, you don't even want to...
Anal Tan Dopamine Reading Party
  07/13/26
That sealclubber = lindsey graham. It was never a top-tier ...
Rough-skinned passionate nursing home mother
  07/13/26
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honey-headed garrison telephone
  07/13/26


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Date: July 12th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Sickened lake public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49994507)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Avocado dead step-uncle's house

lol fuck that Jew retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49994510)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Cowardly selfie

srsly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49994866)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: heady dull community account location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49995305)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 1:53 PM
Author: Rough-skinned passionate nursing home mother

Link? If true, would disprove Theory #3 on sealclubber's irl identity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49994522)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: trip gunner

Which is what?

I have been convinced for decades that it's a woman or Jewish. But now I think both. Also definitely Texan which adds lol. Do you think it's a gay male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49994811)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: infuriating ticket booth

I'm 98% sure I remember s/he conceding Jew at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49994821)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Avocado dead step-uncle's house

i don't remember him admitting jew, but he's been repeatedly accused of it and has never denied. additionally, he refers to me as a "bigot" due to my antisemitism, LJL. he's clearly a jew.

also think it's a guy. he seems like a dumbfuck who tried to be edgy in college in 2004.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49994828)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: frisky theatre wagecucks

of course he's jewish how is that even a question

he's fairly old too. has bizarre anachronistic takes fairly often

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49994836)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: trip gunner

He's Jewish. He's admitted it. I can go through my spreadsheet if necessary. But the real question is whether it's female or just a hypersensitive jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49994865)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: frisky theatre wagecucks

def not a female

too stupid to be a female. i realize that might sound counter-intuitive but the kind of aggressively stupid and clueless that sealclubber is is not the kind of stupidity that women have

also does not deliberately draw attention to himself like females do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49994870)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: mauve bossy state

Cr. The type of stubborn, independent thinking that results in only men being innovators that are right when the rest of the world is wrong is the same thing that results in only men being consuela and sealclubber types that are aggressively wrong yet continue to stridely peddle their dumb bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49994879)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:06 AM
Author: Anal Tan Dopamine Reading Party

Implying that he exercises any kind of "independent thinking" shocks the conscience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49996278)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 3:51 PM
Author: Rough-skinned passionate nursing home mother

His identity is pushing--excuse me, HUMORLESSLY pushing--retarded 2003-era neocon takes that not a single other poaster on this bort support.

I agree there's no fucking way he's a woman. I've objected to him even being a jew given his abject retardation and lack of subtlety (e.g., no one would ever in a million years use the word "conniving" to describe sealclubber).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49997043)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Anal Tan Dopamine Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49997222)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Aromatic milky becky skinny woman

you realize there are stupid Jews with poor foresight/planning, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49997224)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: Anal Tan Dopamine Reading Party

Possibly should have qualified my blank bump to the conniving part, but since it's hard to take sealclubber seriously in any capacity, the blank bump still seems warranted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49997230)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: trip gunner

Convincing ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49994882)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Cowardly selfie

It is well known he's jewish.

He's much better in person and drinking beers than he is online. He's not as aspie as he seems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49994868)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: trip gunner

Why are you drinking beers with sealclubber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49994883)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Avocado dead step-uncle's house

yea wtf, how has someone here met sealclubber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49994955)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Anal Tan Dopamine Reading Party

And why the fuck would anyone do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49996281)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: Cowardly selfie

I would have beers with most any poaster except Benzo or NYUUG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49996439)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Anal Tan Dopamine Reading Party

Benzo for sure: you're going to get into a fight at some point and spend the night in jail

Call me crazy, but I think nyuug would be interesting as long as you're not on his shitlist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49997220)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Aromatic milky becky skinny woman

you think that's a woman? I don't see that at all. he has the blathering, uncritical stubbornness of an 85-iq male

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49994926)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 5:54 PM
Author: trip gunner

Bc this all dates back to yore when he couldn't be explained as simply dumb. There had to be an additional category. I posited female or Jewish at the time.

Now that's clear bc he's Jewish but the fq remained in my mind for a while.

I don't think it's female now though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49994938)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Aromatic milky becky skinny woman

yeah people above explained it better than I did but I didn't read it until after I poasted mine. glad we are all on the same page

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49994943)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Appetizing chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49994807)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: brilliant native factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49994814)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Rusted theater

He's not doing this afaict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49994871)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: carnelian windowlicker locus

Everyone is mourning LG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49995104)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Sickened lake public bath

Nah, everyone is loling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49995126)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:15 PM
Author: carnelian windowlicker locus

I should clarify that White patriots are mourning him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49995148)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: Avocado dead step-uncle's house

fuck yea 1488, lindsey graham!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49995154)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: Cowardly selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49995299)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: Avocado dead step-uncle's house

me and all my racist friends idolize neocon, israel-first politicians lindsey graham and ted cruz!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49995302)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Cowardly selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49995303)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: carnelian windowlicker locus

Well you are a fat, 50 year old shitlib.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49995430)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: Avocado dead step-uncle's house

i'm a bit sensitive about my weight, come on bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49995656)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 2:38 PM
Author: Sickened lake public bath

https://x.com/___eb__/status/2076363061192232992?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49996906)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: plum chest-beating candlestick maker

fag kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49995130)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:16 PM
Author: Avocado dead step-uncle's house

lol spoken like a true based antisemite white power guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49995152)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: carnelian windowlicker locus

Much better to take political direction from Aryan, Zohran Mamdani.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49997243)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: heady dull community account location

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49995309)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: silver indecent bawdyhouse circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49996196)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Ungodly Boyish Fortuitous Meteor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49996643)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Rusted theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49997553)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: trip gunner

wtf is walter getting away with "theory no 3" when i got eviscerated for thinking this thing was a woman? what is theory no 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49997197)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Anal Tan Dopamine Reading Party

We're sworn to secrecy. And trust me, you don't even want to know about theories no 4 or 7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49997223)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: Rough-skinned passionate nursing home mother

That sealclubber = lindsey graham. It was never a top-tier theory--graham had a light-hearted, jaunty faggotry that was never matched by sealclubber staring at you from across a thread with the disposition and intellect of the Pout Pout Fish, resolutely refusing to understand or even engage with the premise of some disputed point being argued by 2+ superior poasters but 100% polygraph-verifiably ready to send your child to die for israel over the issue anyway--but it was a theory nonetheless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49998026)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: honey-headed garrison telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882046&forum_id=2...id.#49997251)