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'I'm pregnant!' shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife.

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Date: September 24th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: Infuriating henna faggot firefighter incel

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant,' he says. 'Pregnant with the next great American novel.' He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.

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Date: September 28th, 2014 3:41 AM
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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:20 AM
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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: Carnelian Swashbuckling Church Travel Guidebook

Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag about how much "audience pussy" he got and realized that it made Franzen extremely uncomfortable. From then on DFW made it a point to talk about and describe to Franzen the audience pussy he obtained throughout their book tours on a nightly basis.

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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: Anal puppy

lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s

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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Avocado Magical Garrison

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Date: August 26th, 2016 1:58 AM
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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:06 AM
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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: Poppy Odious Psychic

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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:52 PM
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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:53 PM
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Date: September 17th, 2017 10:26 PM
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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:30 PM
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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:12 PM
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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:13 PM
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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: Anal puppy

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: mewling silver digit ratio

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:11 PM
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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:14 PM
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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:17 PM
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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:44 PM
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