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I just need to furking MOVE to CHINA and try to learn CHINK

This place is just too 180 but I can never fit in unless I l...
Cerebral headpube lodge
  06/07/25
Yes, absolutely, a middle-aged ADHD retard who fails at ever...
copper haunted graveyard
  06/07/25
its not a dictatorship u stupid benchod there is a central c...
Cerebral headpube lodge
  06/07/25
>a central committee of 7 gorgeous gentleman wait are ...
very tactful hell
  06/07/25
autoadmit gentleman are 90 IQ and often have HIV but other t...
Cerebral headpube lodge
  06/07/25
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onyx puppy
  06/08/25
OF COURSE, learn Chinese in a 1-2 month course. I like the ...
copper haunted graveyard
  06/07/25
ThANK
Cerebral headpube lodge
  06/08/25
this is your worst idea yet
deep swashbuckling temple
  06/07/25
no its not i shld have done this years ago. i regret at age ...
Cerebral headpube lodge
  06/07/25
180 let's be roommates in Chongqing
vivacious range
  06/07/25
hows the weather there in winter? im considering sanya cause...
Cerebral headpube lodge
  06/07/25
idk never been to CHINA but sounds 180
vivacious range
  06/07/25
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Up-to-no-good cracking locus
  06/07/25
(faye wong)
razzle-dazzle community account property
  06/07/25
this is your best idea yet
Garnet state ladyboy
  06/07/25
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ungodly gay wizard
  06/07/25
You need to get dicked into shape boy. Get dicked until your...
Mint Aphrodisiac Casino
  06/07/25
hopefully by a gorgeous chinaman
Cerebral headpube lodge
  06/07/25
I need to figure out where to move. Best I can do with jobs ...
Underhanded galvanic personal credit line
  06/07/25
you're too dumb, arrogant, and lazy to ever do this because ...
floppy french chef
  06/07/25
dont see the connection to being indian, only reason i MAED ...
Cerebral headpube lodge
  06/08/25
What’s in it for Chyna?
Hyperactive Box Office
  06/07/25
nothing, they shld ban me at border
Cerebral headpube lodge
  06/08/25
Let's be roommates and do an intensive Chinese language prog...
buff blathering double fault
  06/08/25
can we do it fully nude rubbing chinese herbal oils over eac...
Cerebral headpube lodge
  06/08/25
I want you to stay in the Cayman Islands and make a living a...
light pungent coffee pot
  06/08/25
yea i wld do well interacting with birdshits
Cerebral headpube lodge
  06/08/25
actually when i went there, all the waiters were gorgeous tu...
Costumed Goal In Life Piazza
  06/08/25
Th US State Depts program gets you fluent in one year. That&...
violet principal's office
  06/08/25
thats for non-retards. im terrible. they saw if u can learn ...
Cerebral headpube lodge
  06/08/25
you dont need a tremendous amount of processing power to lea...
violet principal's office
  06/08/25
part of the reason statedept and DOD fags learn is cause its...
Cerebral headpube lodge
  06/08/25
Lol obviously, thats kinda my point. Its possible for you to...
violet principal's office
  06/08/25
i also cld become arnold swazernigga if i just workd out moa...
Cerebral headpube lodge
  06/08/25
No way
peach sadistic native fortuitous meteor
  06/08/25
tbf idk about chinese because its a category iv language. bu...
violet principal's office
  06/08/25
state dept has an estimated time frame for how long to becom...
Cerebral headpube lodge
  06/08/25
thats one biglaw year!
violet principal's office
  06/08/25


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Date: June 7th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Cerebral headpube lodge

This place is just too 180 but I can never fit in unless I learn Chink. It will be incredibly hard esp since Im retarded but I have to at least try otherwise I will never know. After I finish my trip and get to 160 countries visited I will take my talents to SANYA, the Hawaii of China where apparently they dont even have a winter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48994745)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: copper haunted graveyard

Yes, absolutely, a middle-aged ADHD retard who fails at everything he attempts and quits should hard commit to relocating to a dictatorship and learning a notoriously difficult language that's only of any utility within said dictatorship. It will be excellent content. What visa will you be using to stay in China for an extended period?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48994754)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Cerebral headpube lodge

its not a dictatorship u stupid benchod there is a central committee of 7 gorgeous gentleman who prob have a combined IQ higher than the entire IQ of US congress combined

i dont want to stay too long at first, just do a language course for 1-2 months, not sure if i wld need an edu visa for that. my 10 year tourist visa expires in jan so i shld do this this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48994759)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: very tactful hell

>a central committee of 7 gorgeous gentleman

wait are you describing china or autoadmit im confused

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48994860)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Cerebral headpube lodge

autoadmit gentleman are 90 IQ and often have HIV but other than that its abt the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48994876)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: onyx puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48997479)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: copper haunted graveyard

OF COURSE, learn Chinese in a 1-2 month course. I like the detail of you saying 1-2, because maybe you can just do it in a month. Good luck, friend!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48995525)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Cerebral headpube lodge

ThANK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48996040)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: deep swashbuckling temple

this is your worst idea yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48994867)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Cerebral headpube lodge

no its not i shld have done this years ago. i regret at age 21 not studyin arboad in singapore i was accept to NUS but decided not to do it cause im a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48994875)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: vivacious range

180

let's be roommates in Chongqing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48994907)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Cerebral headpube lodge

hows the weather there in winter? im considering sanya cause shockingly its tropical all year round, i didnt realize this, its same area as hanoi but doesnt get cold like hanoi who knew. even taiwan gets cold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48994959)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: vivacious range

idk never been to CHINA but sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48995800)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good cracking locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48995547)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle community account property

(faye wong)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48995553)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Garnet state ladyboy

this is your best idea yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48994931)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: ungodly gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48995035)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Mint Aphrodisiac Casino

You need to get dicked into shape boy. Get dicked until your head gets on straight. Hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48994932)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 3:09 PM
Author: Cerebral headpube lodge

hopefully by a gorgeous chinaman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48994961)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Underhanded galvanic personal credit line

I need to figure out where to move. Best I can do with jobs in usa is 14on/70off nights. Know only 1 university that allows that bust must be onsite in bumblefuck. I'd be spending 20% of my pay on travel/extra condo expenses. If I work remotely 14on/70off only shady private practices offer me a deal and they are really shady.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48995543)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: floppy french chef

you're too dumb, arrogant, and lazy to ever do this because you're indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48995562)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 12:22 AM
Author: Cerebral headpube lodge

dont see the connection to being indian, only reason i MAED it in TTT USA was cause of indian values. if i was birdshit values id be in a meth prison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48996041)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Hyperactive Box Office

What’s in it for Chyna?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48995810)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 12:22 AM
Author: Cerebral headpube lodge

nothing, they shld ban me at border

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48996042)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 12:28 AM
Author: buff blathering double fault

Let's be roommates and do an intensive Chinese language program and we can make it a YouTube channel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48996046)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 12:37 AM
Author: Cerebral headpube lodge

can we do it fully nude rubbing chinese herbal oils over each others bodies while we pronounce new chinese words and a pack of wild lizards plays in the background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48996055)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 1:51 AM
Author: light pungent coffee pot

I want you to stay in the Cayman Islands and make a living as a waiter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48996142)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Cerebral headpube lodge

yea i wld do well interacting with birdshits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48997246)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Costumed Goal In Life Piazza

actually when i went there, all the waiters were gorgeous turds with excellent english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48997349)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: violet principal's office

Th US State Depts program gets you fluent in one year. That’s just to say that if you were sufficiently committed you could speak and understand Chinese next year at this time on a fairly fluent level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48997279)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: Cerebral headpube lodge

thats for non-retards. im terrible. they saw if u can learn a musical instrument quick u can learn languages but i cldnt, i suck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48997288)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: violet principal's office

you dont need a tremendous amount of processing power to learn another language, you just need acquisition. the US State Dept doesn't screen for geniuses, it screens for commitment with sufficient enough intelligence.

8 hours a day spent the right way for one year would bring you close to fluent in chinese. its easier than ever now with all the free resources for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48997366)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: Cerebral headpube lodge

part of the reason statedept and DOD fags learn is cause its free course all day everyday and their jerb is tied to it, completely diff when u are voluntarily doing it for "fun" and u dont want to pay for top class all day lessons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48997368)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: violet principal's office

Lol obviously, thats kinda my point. Its possible for you to do but requires a great deal of commitment and drive which is the hard part. Im not knocking you for it, i wouldn't have that drive to learn a language voluntarily either (and have still been working on just one foreign language for years). but people who tell you its a pipe dream are just wrong.

you should check out the polyglots on youtube who acquire languages very quickly. they blow right through the conventional wisdom that it takes X long to learn a new language, and they aren't geniuses.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48997378)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Cerebral headpube lodge

i also cld become arnold swazernigga if i just workd out moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48997399)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: peach sadistic native fortuitous meteor

No way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48997369)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: violet principal's office

tbf idk about chinese because its a category iv language. but for others, even 'harder' ones like polish or russian, they can do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48997382)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Cerebral headpube lodge

state dept has an estimated time frame for how long to become fluent and for chink i thin it was veddy long i cannot remmeber ill ask fagGPT rofl itsnot just 1 year:

You're probably referring to the **U.S. State Department's Foreign Service Institute (FSI) language difficulty rankings**, which estimate how long it takes an English-speaking learner to reach **"Professional Working Proficiency"** (equivalent to CEFR B2/C1).

For **Mandarin Chinese**, here's what the FSI says:

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### 🇨🇳 **Mandarin Chinese – FSI Estimate**

* **Category IV / V (Most Difficult)**

* **Estimated time to proficiency:**

**2,200 class hours**

(about **88 weeks** or **1.7 years** of full-time study)

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### 🏁 What does this time include?

* Studying **25 hours/week in class**, plus homework.

* Immersive environment recommended for best results.

* This estimate assumes **dedicated full-time learners** (e.g., U.S. diplomats at the Foreign Service Institute).

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### 💬 For Comparison:

| Language | Hours to Fluency | Category |

| --------------------------------- | ---------------- | -------------- |

| Spanish, French | \~600–750 hours | I |

| Russian, Turkish | \~1,100 hours | III |

| Arabic, Japanese, Chinese, Korean | \~2,200 hours | IV/V (hardest) |

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If you're a traveler or casual learner, getting to **basic conversational fluency** (A2/B1) usually takes **500–800 hours** — still a serious investment.

Let me know if you want tailored learning tips for Mandarin, or shortcuts if you’re just aiming to survive while traveling in China.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48997400)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: violet principal's office

thats one biglaw year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734600&forum_id=2...id.#48997408)