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Jurassic Park 1 & 2 but Jeff Goldblum's character is played by Jerry Seinfeld

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HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared ...
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HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt
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Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upo...
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iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pa...
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sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film a...
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Learning Disabled Crackhouse Coffee Pot



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Floppy rigpig

*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur*

Well, that’s a shame.

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Learning Disabled Crackhouse Coffee Pot



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: costumed curious idiot



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Metal shivering locale police squad



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:26 AM
Author: thriller theater stage

HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared no expense.

MALCOLM: I think I noticed a few vulnerabilities you may have overlooked.

*laughter*

HAMMOND: Vulnerabilities? Whatever do you mean?

MALCOLM: Those giant electrified fences, for instance. Did you ever consider what might happen if the power fails?

HAMMOND: That's extremely unlikely.

MALCOLM: Life, evolution, you and me here right now. That was extremely unlikely as well.

HAMMOND: The park is perfectly safe for our guests. We've considered every possibility.

MALCOLM: Well, I don't think you have.

*laughter*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:27 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:44 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Red sanctuary



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Learning Disabled Crackhouse Coffee Pot

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Metal shivering locale police squad

HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:45 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Learning Disabled Crackhouse Coffee Pot

Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upon meeting his black gymnast daughter in 2

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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: umber mewling quadroon stead



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:31 AM
Author: electric deer antler

And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I mean, Tyrannosaurus Rex? It's like, no wonder he's on a murderous rampage, you hear what his brother Oedipus did to their mom and dad?

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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:34 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Learning Disabled Crackhouse Coffee Pot



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Titillating Hilarious Sandwich Pisswyrm



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: costumed curious idiot



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:25 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: costumed curious idiot

*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a dinosaur*

"Life, uh, finds a way."

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Learning Disabled Crackhouse Coffee Pot

iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pack of compsognathus while struggling to get up a hill

that book was actually really grim, reminded me of Ellison at times

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: costumed curious idiot

it's a good book.

i didn't really get ellison vibes from it--the writing is much more straightforward than anything HE ever did, even in his earliest days, IMO--but I read the book when I was in junior high so maybe there's stuff I've missed.

you've read Sphere, right? That's my favorite Crichton (and that one actually does have some Ellisonian touches around the edges now that I think about it).

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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Learning Disabled Crackhouse Coffee Pot

sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film at some point but don't remember much of anything about it

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Vibrant location headpube

Hammond: "Oh, that's Mr. DNA! We hired a top comedian for the voice acting, a Mr. Kenny Bania, I'm sure you know his work."

Malcolm (Jerry): *winces*

They watch the video, and Hammond and Ellie laugh at all of Bania's dumb jokes.

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:20 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Red sanctuary



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Date: September 13th, 2025 10:08 PM
Author: Paralegal Pyotr



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: snowy zippy goal in life

*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: costumed curious idiot



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:24 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Vibrant location headpube



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: umber mewling quadroon stead



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Metal shivering locale police squad

The child Timmy Murphy find night-goggles in back of electric vehicle and start playing with them.

TimmyMurphy: "Oh cool, night vision!"

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "Dem be heavy?"

Tim Murphy nods yes.

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "If it over 7 pound, you kids put it down!"

Reluctantly, Timmy takes night vision goggles off as it begins to rain harder.



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Learning Disabled Crackhouse Coffee Pot



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Date: September 13th, 2025 10:08 PM
Author: Paralegal Pyotr



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