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Wife's nephew is about to make a terrible college decision

he got into a fraud 6 year pharm.d program. they offered him...
Garnet Tripping National Dingle Berry
  01/16/26
Why is it 6 years? Is it UG+grad school or something? For...
ivory stead
  01/16/26
yes, it's an accelerated program. normally to become a pharm...
Garnet Tripping National Dingle Berry
  01/16/26
out the school there very much is prestige in pharmacy sc...
hilarious theater stage liquid oxygen
  01/16/26
Isn't it random state schools like Connecticut or Michigan S...
Duck-like spot
  01/16/26
There aren't more and better opportunities for grads of bett...
ivory stead
  01/16/26
probably at the margins if you want to teach or something. b...
Garnet Tripping National Dingle Berry
  01/16/26
That's what he wants to do? You need a "doctorate"...
ivory stead
  01/16/26
i commend the thoughtful tone of your poast, which is all th...
jet feces set
  01/16/26
How much did you pay for your philosophy PhD from Arizona St...
ivory stead
  01/16/26
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jet feces set
  01/16/26
How much was your stipend in law school?
Exciting black theater
  01/16/26
All the scholarship I could handle and then some
ivory stead
  01/16/26
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Exciting black theater
  01/16/26
Pharm.D. is a "professional" degree like an MD or ...
marvelous dopamine
  01/16/26
some make way more than doctors, but most make $100k at CVS ...
hilarious theater stage liquid oxygen
  01/16/26
Gtfo? The fucking register?
mildly autistic stirring gas station tattoo
  01/16/26
The separate register at the pharmacy, not the front of stor...
Duck-like spot
  01/16/26
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ultramarine black woman principal's office
  01/16/26
Imagine going to school for all those years, learning hard s...
Aromatic drab fat ankles
  01/16/26
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ivory stead
  01/16/26
Is Pharm D cr for research and new drug development, as oppo...
ivory stead
  01/16/26
Pharm D's are pill pushers, researchers are PhDs, if not bot...
Indigo Disgusting Menage
  01/16/26
So why would anyone in this day and age cop PharmD?
ivory stead
  01/16/26
Pharmacy seems even more fucked long term than other profess...
erotic judgmental rigor stage
  01/16/26
it should have been taken over by robots 10 years ago, but t...
trip chrome hospital
  01/16/26
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Razzle mustard legend
  01/16/26
could a robot tell me what they did with the fidget spinner ...
jet feces set
  01/16/26
that's the part that gets me. this kid is so well-mannered, ...
Garnet Tripping National Dingle Berry
  01/16/26
"enjoy your Viagra, my friend" *sinister Arab s...
fluffy den
  01/16/26
Why? What's the upside here?
ivory stead
  01/16/26
the amount of work that goes into becoming a pharmacist is i...
hilarious theater stage liquid oxygen
  01/16/26
it's so unnecessary, 90% of them end up working as quality c...
trip chrome hospital
  01/16/26
He’s your nephew dude
crawly talented whorehouse clown
  01/16/26
I know, hoping he gets into some decent UCs but don't feel r...
Garnet Tripping National Dingle Berry
  01/16/26
Here is my uneducated take on this: it is almost certainly a...
mahogany coiffed dysfunction address
  01/16/26
speaking of new mexico, he could move there, become a reside...
trip chrome hospital
  01/16/26
isn't that basically law school? I got a $60,000 scholly ...
frisky orchestra pit
  01/16/26
But it opened so many doors and you literally learned how to...
bespoke casino
  01/16/26
I want to sit in a gas chamber with a wooden door
frisky orchestra pit
  01/17/26


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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:15 AM
Author: Garnet Tripping National Dingle Berry

he got into a fraud 6 year pharm.d program. they offered him a "$25k scholarship" that they offer probably to everyone. total cost will be north of $300k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593665)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: ivory stead

Why is it 6 years? Is it UG+grad school or something?

For academic subjects, 100% of PhDs that the candidate pays for are flame. They should be funded by the school + a stipend (based on the candidate's lab work, research, and/or teaching). Is that not the case with a Pharm.D.?

How is the quality of the school? Would he be doing work with his 6 year, $300k (plus opportunity costs!) investment that he couldn't do with a 2 years my masters in bio or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593672)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:21 AM
Author: Garnet Tripping National Dingle Berry

yes, it's an accelerated program. normally to become a pharmacist you need 4 years of undergrad, 4 years of pharmacy school.

it's not really an academic doctorate, more of a professional doctorate like a JD. so you pay for that shit.

school is a TTT but prestige doesn't matter for pharmacy school. and yeah you need a pharm.d to be pharmacist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593676)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: hilarious theater stage liquid oxygen

out the school

there very much is prestige in pharmacy schools, but the schools at the top of the list would surprise you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593751)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Duck-like spot

Isn't it random state schools like Connecticut or Michigan State that are top pharmacy schools?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593779)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: ivory stead

There aren't more and better opportunities for grads of better, more selective programs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593777)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: Garnet Tripping National Dingle Berry

probably at the margins if you want to teach or something. but if you're standing in a cvs or a hospital pharmacy why would it matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593827)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: ivory stead

That's what he wants to do? You need a "doctorate" for that? I thought people got a doctorate to make big money researching new drugs for pharma companies or to get sinecures teaching at universities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49594112)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: jet feces set

i commend the thoughtful tone of your poast, which is all the more impressive given that you seem to not at any point have put any thought whatsoever into the subject matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593681)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: ivory stead

How much did you pay for your philosophy PhD from Arizona State, friend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593769)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: jet feces set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593776)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Exciting black theater

How much was your stipend in law school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593816)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: ivory stead

All the scholarship I could handle and then some

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49594117)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: Exciting black theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593804)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: marvelous dopamine

Pharm.D. is a "professional" degree like an MD or DDS. They even have an equivalent of "residency" although it's optional. Pharmacists are a cartel which basically have no reason to exist in a world where everything is digitized, but they've never been enough of a drain for anyone to really care about killing the industry. That could certainly change though as their role becomes increasingly trivial.

It's certainly a less secure path than an actual doctor, not something worth investing 300k in (especially given pharmacists obviously do not make as much as doctors).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593705)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: hilarious theater stage liquid oxygen

some make way more than doctors, but most make $100k at CVS and will be working the register

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593773)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: mildly autistic stirring gas station tattoo

Gtfo? The fucking register?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593819)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: Duck-like spot

The separate register at the pharmacy, not the front of store registry. 1/2 their job is just having people pick up and pay for shit at the register.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593830)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: ultramarine black woman principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593929)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Aromatic drab fat ankles

Imagine going to school for all those years, learning hard science and shit, and then having the assistant manager of a shitty CVS explain to you “yeah, we got a mandate from corporate to cut staff and we need to keep Joe up by the self-checkout because our customers are too retarded to use it and bums keep stealing the toothpaste and ice cream, but anyway it turns out you have enough time to fill all the scrips and run the register, so let’s try you doing both without a tech and see how long it takes for you to keel over. No you don’t get a raise this year - that goes to the CEO and the shareholders.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593979)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: ivory stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49594119)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: ivory stead

Is Pharm D cr for research and new drug development, as opposed to counting out pills and looking up contraindications? Or is that all done by people with MDs and chemistry PhDs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593775)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: Indigo Disgusting Menage

Pharm D's are pill pushers, researchers are PhDs, if not both MD and PhD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593812)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: ivory stead

So why would anyone in this day and age cop PharmD?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49594123)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: erotic judgmental rigor stage

Pharmacy seems even more fucked long term than other professions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593693)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: trip chrome hospital

it should have been taken over by robots 10 years ago, but they're fighting it hard. it's such a terrible job too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593706)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: Razzle mustard legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593783)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: jet feces set

could a robot tell me what they did with the fidget spinner display that used to be by the checkout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593789)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: Garnet Tripping National Dingle Berry

that's the part that gets me. this kid is so well-mannered, tall as fuck, world is his oyster, and he's about to stand in a cvs for 9 hours a day making 120k being abused by proles day in and day out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593825)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: fluffy den

"enjoy your Viagra, my friend"

*sinister Arab smile*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593926)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: ivory stead

Why? What's the upside here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49594126)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: hilarious theater stage liquid oxygen

the amount of work that goes into becoming a pharmacist is insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593841)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:51 PM
Author: trip chrome hospital

it's so unnecessary, 90% of them end up working as quality control drones checking decimal points and overriding computer alerts. alternatively, we should really cut them loose to make low level diagnoses and prescriptions, they're wildly underutilized.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593939)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: crawly talented whorehouse clown

He’s your nephew dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593831)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Garnet Tripping National Dingle Berry

I know, hoping he gets into some decent UCs but don't feel right shitting on his dreams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593858)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: mahogany coiffed dysfunction address

Here is my uneducated take on this: it is almost certainly a cash grab on a very vulnerable segment of the population to try to trap them into 6 years of tuition with poor prospects after graduation.

there are instances in which i could see something like this making sense - if for example, new mexico was short on recruiting family doctors or nurses to live in their state, i could imagine implementing a program whereby essentially trapping a 24 year old into a local practice would make sense for both parties.

i dont know enough about pharm but i assume life will be quite different in 2032. seems like a major red flag to me hermano

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593881)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: trip chrome hospital

speaking of new mexico, he could move there, become a resident after a year, go to UNM for free, then go work wherever he wants.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49593943)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: frisky orchestra pit

isn't that basically law school?

I got a $60,000 scholly and graduated w/ $250,000 debt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49594188)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: bespoke casino

But it opened so many doors and you literally learned how to think. That’s priceless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49595622)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: frisky orchestra pit

I want to sit in a gas chamber with a wooden door

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822789&forum_id=2...id.#49595883)