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Blows my mind how common it is to find people taking major shits in dive bars

I've had some crazy precarious shitting situations but I can...
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Shitting in the sink at a dive bar is a power move.
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I read this as 'shifts' like you walk in and the Pope is mix...
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there was this place in south georgia where the men’s ...
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Is this in Grytviken? Doesn’t sound familiar at all
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I used to go to a strip club that was a regular terlet (no s...
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dive bar I used to go to a lot had a men's bathroom with NO ...
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i would literally rather go shit behind a nearby dumpster (w...
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Misread op as “talking major shit”
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"Major shits" So minor ones in bars are unremarka...
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Tripping degenerate parlour

I've had some crazy precarious shitting situations but I can honestly say it's been many years (a decade +?) since I've had to take a dump in some dirty dive bar. However every time I'm at one of these places (like now), there is inevitably someone blowing chunks on the toilet when I go to the hilariously disgusting bathroom. What gives here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49916172)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: wonderful zombie-like national organic girlfriend



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: Racy gaped pocket flask

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49916180)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Metal gaming laptop



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: self-centered electric chapel



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:50 PM
Author: Stirring Forum Headpube



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Date: June 5th, 2026 8:52 AM
Author: Tantric Floppy Rehab Associate



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Date: June 5th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: histrionic onyx roast beef wrinkle



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Date: June 5th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: cracking talking dingle berry



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Date: June 5th, 2026 10:00 AM
Author: mint gay wizard tattoo



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Date: June 5th, 2026 10:01 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Gaping Heaven



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Date: June 5th, 2026 11:17 AM
Author: stimulating mischievous university giraffe

exquisitely doodikoffian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49916780)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: spectacular purple bawdyhouse

Shitting in the sink at a dive bar is a power move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49916204)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Supple Idea He Suggested

I read this as 'shifts' like you walk in and the Pope is mixing drinks on a Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49916205)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:32 PM
Author: Tripping degenerate parlour

What

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49916217)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: boyish crotch private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49949691)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: blathering useless hairy legs

there was this place in south georgia where the men’s room just had 2 old residential bathtubs for piss troughs and you couldn’t really shit in it. there was a single separate shitter but the staff always kept it locked.

occasionally there’d be shit in one of the tubs like someone just absolutely had no other option . one time i saw a dude fall in one of the tubs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49916249)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: Garnet harsh property skinny woman

Is this in Grytviken? Doesn’t sound familiar at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49916280)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: blathering useless hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49916347)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 8:53 AM
Author: Maroon mad cow disease

I used to go to a strip club that was a regular terlet (no stall) and a urinal in one room. One time I went in to pee and there was a Central American looking dude in a porkpie hat pants down shitting his brains out. I was not brave enough to pee in the urinal next to him, I just walked out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49916607)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: blathering useless hairy legs

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49917755)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: Tripping degenerate parlour

dive bar I used to go to a lot had a men's bathroom with NO stall, just two urinals and a shitter toilet OUT IN THE OPEN with no stall at all. Entire bathroom might have been 8 feet by 6 feet. More than one time, I was at the urinal, and some drunk guy would come in and go "sorry guys" and just plop down bare assed onto a dirty toilet seat and unload in front of everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49923352)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: Maroon mad cow disease

lol yes this is the exact set-up I’m talking about

If I had to shit that bad I’d go in the parking lot or my car or something how do people do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49923664)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Tripping degenerate parlour

i would literally rather go shit behind a nearby dumpster (which I have done many times) or in some bushes (ditto) than sit down on some disgusting toilet seat and shit with 5 people standing around me and no stall being grossed out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49925008)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: claret violent alpha ticket booth

My friend runs a dive bar: https://imgur.com/a/eMrsr8T

"Ladies'" toilet: https://imgur.com/a/FwZElRo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49916281)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: Tripping degenerate parlour

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49916330)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: blathering useless hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49916348)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: rough-skinned base therapy



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: rough-skinned base therapy

free toilet paper is free toilet paper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49916294)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: Red Provocative Deer Antler

sometimes you just have to go nan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49916352)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:00 PM
Author: sepia sneaky criminal

Chronic abusers of alcohol have IBS and have to shit all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49916355)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 8:50 AM
Author: Maroon mad cow disease

I’m usually careful to only go to bars close to home or office (when I worked) so I could run to a decent toilet should the need arise. Despite my best efforts though I’ve still had to occasionally shit in dive bars.

I honestly wonder how Tommy T does it, gallivanting all over the 3rd world. Though he seems to only drink in his hotel/airbnb which is smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49916604)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 10:02 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Gaping Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49916687)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:01 PM
Author: Carnelian heady native

Misread op as “talking major shit”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49916356)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: cowardly mewling piazza milk

"Major shits"

So minor ones in bars are unremarkable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49916726)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 11:15 AM
Author: big soggy senate coffee pot

A major shit is far more understandable. If it was just your normal morning shit you ought to take care of that at home. If you have an uncontrollable explosion inside of you... Desperate times, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49916779)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: cowardly mewling piazza milk

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49916788)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 11:40 AM
Author: hot site police squad

(Scholar of Shit Studies)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49916798)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: Tripping degenerate parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49916946)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: big soggy senate coffee pot

Pppfffffffffffftt

Pffft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49917329)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: violet hissy fit

its crazier at airports. airports used to be pretty high end places. like a country club where you have to buy a 300 dollar ticket. sort of the costco effect. it amazes me that every time you go into an airport bathroom every stall is filled with someone trying to get a free shit before boarding a plane. like they just woke up and drove to the airport and stopped for cheap mexican food on the way before parking in economy and taking a tram to the terminal and waiting in line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49916948)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Transparent brunch

That’s not what “blowing chunks” means man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49916957)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: Exciting shimmering philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49922974)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: histrionic onyx roast beef wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49923564)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: Diverse legal warrant house

You're just recycling old threads man -- this was a mainstay topic on xo around 20 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49916964)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: Tripping degenerate parlour

this topic is always relevant IMO

I made it right after I saw it in person at an actual dive bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49923311)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: rough-skinned base therapy

(Johnny Sack taking a dump in the doorless shitter at Bada Bing)

https://youtu.be/c_q_FMXlyeE?t=251

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49923013)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: claret violent alpha ticket booth

I had a crazy airport shit experience once. I was in Boston waiting on a flight to Phoenix. It was in 1970, so I was decked out in a suit, which is how you traveled on business then. I went into the bathroom to take a shit, and after I finished, while my pants were still down, I reached up with one foot and kicked the flush lever. Sonofabitch! A geyser of water gushed out of the fucking broken valve and starting soaking me. I fumbled open the door and fell out onto the floor with my pants around my ankles to the amused astonishment of various other toilet denizens. I pulled up my pants, washed up, though it seemed unnecessary, then went off to find an air conditioning vent to sit under and dry out. I was so focused on getting dry (and reading about the latest Arab/Israeli fighting) I missed the fucking flight. Got into Phoenix at 1 a.m. It was still 100 degrees at the airport. I was dry at last.

About a year later that suit met its demise under remarkably similar circumstances. I was in the Public Health Service then, and was giving a tour of a garbage processing facility that was my responsibility. While I was standing around talking to the crowd, about 500 hundred gallons of pulped garbage cascaded down from above and soaked me in smelly shit. I just went to the shower and stood there in my suit. I rolled down the window on the 1967 Plymouth Satellite motor pool car I was driving so I could dry out,once again. I had to throw the suit away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49923656)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: Maroon mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49923668)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: titillating locale jewess

I took a shit outside in Poland a while back, in the middle of a city in broad daylight. Had diarrhea & couldn't find a bathroom for the life of me. Found some bushes by a house though. Thank god i had some tp with me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49923667)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: claret violent alpha ticket booth

My head IT guy weighed about 350 and always took a shit with the stall door open because he couldn't manage to both sit down and close the door. He took explosive shits that put spots on the walls. Happened at our house once. In spite of that, he was a good dude, but weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49924998)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:12 AM
Author: Tripping degenerate parlour

damn. how small was the stall? i am 6'2" and have real problems in airplane bathrooms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49925009)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:20 AM
Author: claret violent alpha ticket booth

Just average size stalls. He was only 5'11", so girth was a big deal. Airplane bathrooms are awful. I have to crouch. Just remembered being on a flight once where a guy walked down the aisle to the toilet then came back a while later with his arm blue up to the elbow. Back before the vacuum piss suckers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2...id.#49925026)