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Are high school seniors illiterate?

I got this criminal case where there was a fight at school a...
Obsidian maniacal bawdyhouse
  08/14/26
why dont they plead the fifth?
Bateful knife international law enforcement agency
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Can you give some examples
talented police squad abode
  08/14/26
one guy come they move mad, the other he catch stray, then t...
Obsidian maniacal bawdyhouse
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If you can’t understand this, maybe you’re illit...
titillating azn
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Unholy irate toaster nursing home
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talented police squad abode
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Translation: One rather excitable young gentleman advanced u...
titillating azn
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titillating azn
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Indubitably.
Comical hospital turdskin
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shimmering pea-brained ceo goal in life
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Just filed this as a discovery supplement
Obsidian maniacal bawdyhouse
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talented police squad abode
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incredible deep dive for a mere 1L
Odious pit gaping
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titillating azn
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Copper razzmatazz famous landscape painting degenerate
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hairless kitty mad cow disease
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my kid is almost in hs and has never been asked to write a 5...
vivacious stock car theater
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How do you deal with that as a parent? I pay my kids cash mo...
titillating azn
  08/14/26
What the fuck? The fucking question to the parent is, why wo...
carnelian razzle-dazzle principal's office pocket flask
  08/14/26
What
Odious pit gaping
  08/15/26
My starting assumption is that I’m not relying on the ...
titillating azn
  08/15/26
I force my kids to write then we discuss it. Honestly not of...
Diverse Theater Stage
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that's one thing we just started doing, we told him to not l...
vivacious stock car theater
  08/15/26
yes
green becky french chef
  08/14/26
According to this teacher: No, they’re illiterate. No...
titillating azn
  08/14/26
Tbf, it's fucking Houston
carnelian razzle-dazzle principal's office pocket flask
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Imho we are basically watching evolution in action. Having k...
Boyish messiness
  08/14/26
evolution doesn't have a "goal" afaik, it is just ...
Chrome library
  08/14/26
I didn’t say it had a goal. I loathe people who say th...
Boyish messiness
  08/14/26
I was just riffing on your comment cowshit. not trying to ar...
Chrome library
  08/14/26
yeah ok, anyway, Losers are maladapted af. they just get exp...
Boyish messiness
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Black Pisswyrm
  08/15/26
Acing OCI is done here
titillating azn
  08/15/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Obsidian maniacal bawdyhouse

I got this criminal case where there was a fight at school and a bunch of 17-18yo seniors gave handwritten statements to police. I could barely understand any of it. A lot of the words aren’t real or are written phonetically in tiktok slang. Really bizarre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2...id.#50067812)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Bateful knife international law enforcement agency

why dont they plead the fifth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2...id.#50068140)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: talented police squad abode

Can you give some examples

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Date: August 14th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Obsidian maniacal bawdyhouse

one guy come they move mad, the other he catch stray, then teacher pull it apart like “boy enough” but everybody still they yap say he be giving final boss, he gone crashout, lowkey , no they lie, the whole thing they mad sus and somehow still ate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2...id.#50068279)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: titillating azn

If you can’t understand this, maybe you’re illiterate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2...id.#50068304)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: Unholy irate toaster nursing home



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: talented police squad abode



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: titillating azn

Translation: One rather excitable young gentleman advanced upon the scene in a state of marked agitation, whereupon his counterpart received what can only be described as an unsolicited and rather unfortunate blow. The master of the form then intervened with admirable promptness, separating the combatants and declaring, with that weary authority peculiar to the teaching profession, “Boys, that will quite suffice.”

Nevertheless, the assembled company persists in its low murmurings: the fellow in question, they insist, was conducting himself with all the theatrical menace of a final adversary, teetering upon the brink of a most spectacular collapse of composure—discreetly, of course. One must concede they do not exaggerate. The entire episode was thoroughly irregular and open to the gravest suspicion… and yet, by some inexplicable alchemy, it rather succeeded.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2...id.#50068314)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:12 PM
Author: titillating azn



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:13 PM
Author: Comical hospital turdskin

Indubitably.

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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: shimmering pea-brained ceo goal in life



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: Obsidian maniacal bawdyhouse

Just filed this as a discovery supplement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2...id.#50068496)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: talented police squad abode



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Date: August 14th, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: Odious pit gaping

incredible deep dive for a mere 1L

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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Obsidian maniacal bawdyhouse



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Date: August 14th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Startling public bath



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: Black Pisswyrm



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Unholy irate toaster nursing home



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Date: August 15th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: Silver soul-stirring base elastic band



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: titillating azn



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Date: August 15th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Copper razzmatazz famous landscape painting degenerate



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:52 AM
Author: hairless kitty mad cow disease



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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: vivacious stock car theater

my kid is almost in hs and has never been asked to write a 5 paragraph (intro/3-body/conclusion) essay, ever. handwriting is terrible and written responses to questions are embarrassingly basic.

they give them erb exams every year and the only area of decline over time is in the writing/language portion, he's otherwise 98/99% in math/logic/science/etc. this is at a k12 that sends ~10% to ivies/stanford/mit and 40-50% to 'T20'-type of colleges. idk, maybe they really dial it up in hs, but i remember handwriting little essays and shit probably by 4th or 5th grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2...id.#50067929)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: titillating azn

How do you deal with that as a parent? I pay my kids cash money for written work product — on note paper. It’s the only way I’ve found to get them to actually write.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2...id.#50068329)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: carnelian razzle-dazzle principal's office pocket flask

What the fuck? The fucking question to the parent is, why would you put up with that?

If your starting assumption is putting up with it, you're fucking failing as a parent, motherfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2...id.#50068356)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 7:24 AM
Author: Odious pit gaping

What

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2...id.#50069296)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:49 PM
Author: titillating azn

My starting assumption is that I’m not relying on the school, fucking fuckface.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2...id.#50069842)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: Diverse Theater Stage

I force my kids to write then we discuss it. Honestly not often or thoroughly enough but time to time I require them to do it. Pencil to paper, no screens, which they consider terribly old fashioned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2...id.#50069346)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:19 AM
Author: vivacious stock car theater

that's one thing we just started doing, we told him to not limit his response to the area on the worksheet but to get a 2nd piece of lined paper and write it out on that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2...id.#50069356)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: green becky french chef

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2...id.#50068138)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: titillating azn

According to this teacher: No, they’re illiterate. Not stupid, but unable to use the written word. https://x.com/kprc2rilwan/status/2087631055905800471?s=46

The superintendent literally responded to this viral video by saying, “that sounds right.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2...id.#50068299)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: carnelian razzle-dazzle principal's office pocket flask

Tbf, it's fucking Houston

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2...id.#50068359)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Boyish messiness

Imho we are basically watching evolution in action. Having kids learn liberal arts just turns them into Losers. Being an extremely retarded piece of shit or an Engineer or Acing OCI are the credited paths.

We all know what happens if you try to be a Normal Educated Bro who can write Good Paragraphs. Society completely spurns you. It makes you ill-fitted for dealing with a society filled with stupid assholes & OCI people. If you try to be Normal you’ll just get fucked over. The Loser zoomer who writes well probably gets cyber bullied like you wouldn’t believe and graduates with a Ruinous GPA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2...id.#50068583)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: Chrome library

evolution doesn't have a "goal" afaik, it is just fostering mutations that aren't necessarily suited to the environment. the mutation might "work" and is thrown out there without any regard for how it interfaces with its environment. I believe this is how human consciousness came about in the first place.

but yeah, the environment favors the venal or the retarded and we are seeing the fallout of that everywhere even as academics try desperately to deny it with long form Liberal Arts essays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2...id.#50068589)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: Boyish messiness

I didn’t say it had a goal. I loathe people who say that. Didn’t read the rest of your post because you’re begging the question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2...id.#50068594)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: Chrome library

I was just riffing on your comment cowshit. not trying to argue. you're just irritable because your leanFIRE house of cards is slowly collapsing all round you imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2...id.#50068602)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: Boyish messiness

yeah ok, anyway, Losers are maladapted af. they just get exploited by college admins, Book sellers, Game Publishers, and so forth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2...id.#50068724)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: Black Pisswyrm



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: titillating azn

Acing OCI is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2...id.#50069843)