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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

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Misunderstood titillating site water buffalo
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lemon cumskin milk
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
Salmon Learning Disabled Space
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Police tried to shut the place down for what?
mentally impaired tank old irish cottage
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OP is JM
puce electric area
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
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lemon cumskin milk
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mind-boggling fanboi
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send reinforcements
misanthropic comical cuckoldry
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
Deep Pearly Antidepressant Drug
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Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally chang...
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Only if he also sends a notarized document through the posta...
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This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bo...
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Misunderstood titillating site water buffalo

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: passionate indian lodge

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Umber Maniacal Church



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: mind-boggling fanboi



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Salmon Learning Disabled Space



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Clear preventive strike house



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: cowardly plaza



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: cerebral sound barrier brethren



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Sapphire slimy internal respiration native



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: snowy soul-stirring blood rage associate



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Free-loading godawful station



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: lemon cumskin milk



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Salmon Learning Disabled Space

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: mentally impaired tank old irish cottage

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: puce electric area

OP is JM

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Silver forum

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Misunderstood titillating site water buffalo

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy hall



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Cracking idiot

180

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Silver forum



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: mildly autistic sooty personal credit line windowlicker



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Painfully honest bawdyhouse



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: snowy soul-stirring blood rage associate



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: lemon cumskin milk



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: mind-boggling fanboi



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: misanthropic comical cuckoldry

send reinforcements

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Deep Pearly Antidepressant Drug

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Misunderstood titillating site water buffalo

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: cowardly plaza

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: talented den

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Sapphire slimy internal respiration native

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: magenta candlestick maker



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Exhilarant abnormal meetinghouse coffee pot



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good step-uncle's house goyim

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Misunderstood titillating site water buffalo

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: mind-boggling fanboi



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: lemon cumskin milk



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy hall



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Twinkling Quadroon



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Silver forum



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