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I can see it in your eyes.You don't have a single fucking offer.

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM Author: variazns on a the...
Lemon Ceo
  09/18/14
law students and lawyers all need to be gassed
dashing alpha whorehouse
  09/18/14
the board was so fucking faggy back then
nofapping rose box office round eye
  09/18/14
fair
Hyperventilating parlour place of business
  09/18/14
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maize faggotry
  08/18/15
Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 lik...
dun irradiated blood rage
  02/26/16
No man
Bright associate pocket flask
  03/08/16
ya it was basically paradise for jjc very unchill
beta property stain
  02/26/16
damn, it really was
Arrogant business firm stock car
  02/26/16
CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in s...
mind-boggling wagecucks
  02/26/16
fuk u
Yellow orchestra pit
  02/26/16
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nofapping rose box office round eye
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dun irradiated blood rage
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carnelian dilemma
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ebony stage international law enforcement agency
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sickened curious shrine
  02/26/16
Lol fags
godawful diverse step-uncle's house
  02/26/16
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sickened curious shrine
  03/08/16
This is great. A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantr...
galvanic navy parlor
  03/08/16
This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most t...
turquoise spot jew
  03/08/16
I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts
Silver Plaza Halford
  03/08/16
I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.
Sapphire ticket booth cumskin
  03/08/16
pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and struc...
turquoise spot jew
  03/08/16
pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you a...
Sapphire ticket booth cumskin
  03/08/16
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sickened curious shrine
  09/28/21
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sickened curious shrine
  02/15/22
Lul
jet-lagged son of senegal
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unhinged heaven doctorate
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Lemon Ceo
  05/06/22
I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as &q...
Primrose swashbuckling market gunner
  05/06/22
cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come o...
Appetizing set famous landscape painting
  05/06/22
Are those classics archived/listed somewhere
Primrose swashbuckling market gunner
  05/06/22
not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask
Appetizing set famous landscape painting
  05/06/22
pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the great...
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Appetizing set famous landscape painting
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Primrose swashbuckling market gunner
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sickened curious shrine
  10/11/23
GOAT
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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Lemon Ceo

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM

Author: variazns on a theme

I see you every time you walk down the halls. You recover from your zombie-like trance just long enough to avert your eyes away from mine. The semester has worn you down and what do you have to show for it? You are a stump of a man.

You hope I don't start up a conversation with you because you know it will lead to the inevitable. That talk and pitter patter about plans for the summer. Great summer plans of getting wined and dined in some far off city. Great plans of meeting new people and getting paid to do nothing. Because you didn't get a single fucking offer. And I can see the pain in your eyes.

I had more callbacks than you had first-interviews. I had more offers than the number of firms who would even deign to look at you twice. I've been to more cities in 4 weeks than you or your grandchildren will ever set foot in during their entire lives. Chicago, New York, LA. I can tell you which airlines fly from which terminals and how many feet you have to walk to get to the 6:50 flight to LaGuardia from the 5:30 flight from O'Hare. I've had more money thrown at me on a single dinner than you spent on food in an entire month. Because you had heard about the stories of excess. And they wouldn't even let you glance inside the window.

For me, normalcy begins again when I write my last exam for my last final of this semester. But for you, it never begins. I see you in the library paging through your casebook. I see you rush to each of your classes: a sense of urgency in the way you move. Because you lost the 1L race, and you'd like to move just a little faster for the 2L one.

I'm sorry my friend, but the life of the law is not only the life of the mind, it is the life of the mob. And to the mob, I cast my body thereupon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7042983)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#26351081)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: dashing alpha whorehouse

law students and lawyers all need to be gassed

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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: nofapping rose box office round eye

the board was so fucking faggy back then

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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Hyperventilating parlour place of business

fair

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Date: August 18th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: maize faggotry



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: dun irradiated blood rage

Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 like it was some bastion of prestige, when in reality it was a bunch of asian strivers celebrating being kike slaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#29925358)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: Bright associate pocket flask

No man

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: beta property stain

ya it was basically paradise for jjc

very unchill

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:11 PM
Author: Arrogant business firm stock car

damn, it really was

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling wagecucks

CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in some ways and worse in others. We pretty much all bought into prestige flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#29925403)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Yellow orchestra pit

fuk u

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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: nofapping rose box office round eye



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: dun irradiated blood rage



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: carnelian dilemma



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Date: January 10th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: ebony stage international law enforcement agency



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:07 PM
Author: sickened curious shrine



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: godawful diverse step-uncle's house

Lol fags

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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: sickened curious shrine



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:36 AM
Author: galvanic navy parlor

This is great.

A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantries with a law student I had known from a scholarship programme, and he just would not look at me, make any eye contact with me. I understand now.

This is me. I reek with despair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#30007334)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 11:40 AM
Author: turquoise spot jew

This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most things xo, it's all about the context in which it was posted. Of course, the dimwitted 22 year old TLS crossovers who have infested in this board wouldn't understand and automatically resort to "this is faggy, fuck libs!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#30008731)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Silver Plaza Halford

I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#30008976)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: Sapphire ticket booth cumskin

I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#30008981)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: turquoise spot jew

pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and structured to become successful. It wasn't faggy for '05, but it is faggy for '16

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#30008989)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Sapphire ticket booth cumskin

pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you actually had the OPPORTUNITY to obtain a life of Models&Bottles.

Today, every gets either nojerb or barely $65/yr.

ITE has been very humbling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#30009008)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:24 PM
Author: sickened curious shrine



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: sickened curious shrine



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: jet-lagged son of senegal

Lul

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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: unhinged heaven doctorate



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:55 PM
Author: Lemon Ceo



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: Primrose swashbuckling market gunner

I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as "faggy past"

This place is truly a shit hole now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#44464977)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: Appetizing set famous landscape painting

cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come out of xo.

"S&C shoulder bag logo out" is another classic

UChicago shithole screed too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#44465001)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: Primrose swashbuckling market gunner

Are those classics archived/listed somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#44465002)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: Appetizing set famous landscape painting

not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#44465005)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:05 PM
Author: Aromatic french lodge voyeur

pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the greatest message board experiences of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2...id.#44464991)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: Appetizing set famous landscape painting



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: Primrose swashbuckling market gunner



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Date: October 11th, 2023 10:13 AM
Author: sickened curious shrine



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Date: January 16th, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: Emerald stag film

GOAT

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Date: September 6th, 2024 7:07 PM
Author: sickened curious shrine



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Date: July 28th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: lfo



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